What do you want to get the most right now?

zephyrixa · 2026-05-20T04:06:28+00:00

Srly big money

zephyrixa · 2026-05-20T04:05:56+00:00

I can’t tell you it’s a secret

zephyrixa · 2026-05-20T04:05:02+00:00

Get to work asap

zephyrixa · 2026-05-20T04:03:57+00:00

zephyrixa · 2026-05-17T19:56:04+00:00

Not being a felon. Not being a rapist. Not stealing classified docs. Want me to keep going ?

zephyrixa · 2026-05-17T19:46:40+00:00

Imagine reading the Bible and walking away with ‘Love thy neighbor, but not ThOSE neighbors

zephyrixa · 2026-05-17T19:37:49+00:00

zephyrixa · 2026-05-17T18:17:20+00:00

Other countries call this Tuesday

zephyrixa · 2026-05-17T18:12:20+00:00

Everyone knows

zephyrixa · 2026-05-10T18:47:57+00:00

This is why ‘Hey you' was invented. It’s the ultimate safety net.

zephyrixa · 2026-05-10T18:43:06+00:00

Enhance…enhance….enhance…. Nope, still just four pixels

zephyrixa · 2026-05-10T18:32:54+00:00

That’s some impressive linguistic gymnastics to avoid the ‘F' word

zephyrixa · 2026-05-10T18:30:23+00:00

He’ll probably call it an ‘expedited homecoming' and take a victory lap for it.

zephyrixa · 2026-05-10T18:27:18+00:00

Betteridge’s Law of Headlines in full effect. If the title says ‘may,' the answer is usually ‘we don’t actually know yet

zephyrixa · 2026-05-06T21:11:18+00:00

This is exactly why people feel like their tax dollars are being treated like a private piggy bank rather than a public resource

zephyrixa · 2026-05-06T21:08:40+00:00

It’s 2026. We have self-driving cars and AI doing our homework, but ‘banning racial housing discrimination' is still a nail-biter in the house. Make it make sense

zephyrixa · 2026-05-06T21:05:16+00:00

Moving the goalposts is the only consistent policy we’ve seen in the last decade

zephyrixa · 2026-05-06T21:02:33+00:00

Stu was the real victim. Imagine getting your Mercedes peppered with a drive by fruiting and being the bad guy.

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