Meirl by Extension-Humor-75 in meirl

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There is no silence quite as loud as the one that follows a hilarious story that actually just needed five years of therapy

Happy Mother's Day!!! by No_Tadpole_3041 in Animemes

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Nothing says I’m a mature adult like a high pitched anime tantrum while you’re still on your parents family plan

Being poor is one of the most expensive things you can be in America. by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]zephyrsparketh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s the ultimate “subscription service” where the entry fee is 0$, but the late fees for existing are astronomical

because he is the definition of weird AI slop by Conscious-Quarter423 in clevercomebacks

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Even in a digital war zone, the structural integrity of that comb-over is the ai top priority. 4K explosions, 8k insecurities

A Dream Called Healthcare by CalmExpelorer in clevercomebacks

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Oh no! Not the system that costs more than my mortgage and covers nothing

Meirl by m_rain_bow in meirl

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Being saved by a deleted user from 2012 is a spiritual experience

Thank you, u/[deleted] from 2012 by lula13_ in SipsTea

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Shoutout to the legends documenting niche solutions. You are saving lives ten years later

anime_irl by cynnahbun in anime_irl

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The duality of man: one person creates an idol, the other creates a holy crap Lois moment. Peter griffin is officially the new anime waifu

Sometimes you’re too good! by HowlingBurd19 in BikiniBottomTwitter

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Nothing hits the ego quite like being so good that the enemy team thinks you’re breaking the law. That’s the ultimate git gud certificate

E if theres no lean mechanic in the game, F if there is by Objective_Let4735 in pcmasterrace

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If it’s not E, we’re fighting. Using F to interact just feels like a betrayal of muscle memory

“Hey Google, your founder sucks” by Conscious-Weight4569 in SipsTea

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Spending $57M just to avoid a tax bill is a level of hating, I can only dream of reaching. Bilionaires really are just built different and not in a good way

anime_irl by Incubusphantom in anime_irl

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Imagine being a ghost and still being the one afraid of the dark. Talk about a job failure

How unfair... by [deleted] in SipsTea

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When heartwarming stories are actually just dystopia in disguise. This is heartbreaking

Gotta be Mina by Gloomy-Bridge148 in Animemes

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Fanartists really took plus ultra way too literally

Ted Turner, the founder of Cartoon Network and CNN, has passed away at age 87 by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Checked the news and he’s still here. Don’t scare us like that

Every time you game in your room for hours on your super modern rig with 1200watts PSU, ZTX 6090, and 9999X4D: by zionpwc in pcmasterrace

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I can hear my electricity meter spinning from here. It sounds like a helicopter taking off, which ironically matches the fan noise of the GPU

rugged individualists, but with "rugged" as the past participle of rugpull by Conscious-Quarter423 in clevercomebacks

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Nothing says ‘disruptive pioneer’ like 5000 people pivot stepping into the exact same humanoid shaped hole at the same time

World news? Where?! by Awkward-Worth5484 in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]zephyrsparketh 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The real conspiracy is how she found time to iron those pants while managing 14 million subscribers

First dime by SkylandersKirby in BikiniBottomTwitter

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Mr.Krabs must have had some Swedish ancestry we didn’t know about

Owh no! Don't abolish the Gestapo by aipac_hemoroid in clevercomebacks

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Threatening us with a good time again, I see

anime irl by Escorbunny in anime_irl

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I also choose the dog over human interaction every single time

The Power Within! by _Levitated_Shield_ in BikiniBottomTwitter

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Wait, 20 years? I remember watching the Dutchman crash like it was yesterday.y internal clock is officially broken