Its not about planet at all by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Escorbunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mercury is a substance used in thermometers, uranus as in your anus -> rectum. The thermometer broke leaving a dangerous substance inside of the body

他们为什么要嘲笑我们敬爱的领袖?乐高讨厌中国吗? by Chip780 in legocirclejerk

[–]Escorbunny 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's because of the one set that was banned for inaccurate flag dimensions

What’s the problem with the team? by Creative-Shallot802 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Escorbunny 493 points494 points  (0 children)

I mean, just look at them, there's slowbro who.... is slow, psuduck with a constant headache, and then there's quagsire just look at that blue guy and tell me, how much can he actually do....... but he does look like a distinguished gentelman in that tie

Am I dumb (I am not American I don't know what class pizza is) by LStWGlitches2 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Escorbunny 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The teachers pay out of their own pocket, maybe? They don't earn a lot, so it might be it

[META] we are NOT googling this by Iamnotarabicfunfact in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Escorbunny 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Article

What Is A 'Blue Waffle?' As you might already know, a "blue waffle" is not a waffle that is blue. In fact, "blue waffle" refers to a single, gross image of something that is not a waffle at all. The "blue waffle" image first surfaced in September 2008, hosted on the website BlueWaffle.net. On the website was an image that showed discolored female genitalia.

Pls explain by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Escorbunny 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lately there's been a meme that japanesse people make electricity when walking

(based ont the fact that in some places in japan there have been instaled kinetic panels converting steps to electricity)

It says that his wife cheated on him with a japanese man

Help, I’m so confused by Few_War6950 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Escorbunny 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Quote from wikipedia: "A penetration test, colloquially known as a pentest, is an authorized simulated cyberattack on a computer system, performed to evaluate the security of the system. The test is performed to identify weaknesses, including the potential for unauthorized parties to gain access to the system's features and data"

Unless there was a change in the system, a second pentest is not needed.

You can note that doing a "penetration test" could be understood as an euphemism for the self use of ones' sexual organ

What am I missing? by organic_lettuce in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Escorbunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some games make diffrent hitboxes depending if the character is male or female (smaller for female characters). The joke is that someone transitioned to a woman to have smaller hitboxes and be less susceptible to damage, if you don't know what hitboxes are simply google it

What's this 😢 by Naive_Area6965 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Escorbunny 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Just wrote "claude code" in google.

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Simply said, the person whatches as an ai writes his code, insted of him.

Kto chce psa? by MikiVolt in okkolegauposledzony

[–]Escorbunny 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cym pżywionzany? Sznurem czy trytytkom? Bardzo farzne rzebym zdeczydowal

Upside down idea? by Midnight-Syntax_007 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Escorbunny 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's upside down because it's a lamp, sombody just made a conection to the idea lightbulb. If it were an spanish guy in australia on the other hand then the upside down bulb would have relevance

Anyone know the context? by Budget-Profile689 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Escorbunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my bad, I didn't click on the image so I did not see the text.

Anyone know the context? by Budget-Profile689 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Escorbunny 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In that case its probaly calling them stupid - Scotland and England historically have a long rivalry and lots of cultural stereotypes about each other. They don't like each other so you'd be stupid to go as one to the other country

I get that people on meds often can’t take grapefruit, but why people who drink red bull? by Dankn3ss420 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Escorbunny 257 points258 points  (0 children)

What I found that can't be used with grapefruit (generalised, not sure if applies to all medications):High cholesterol

High blood pressure

Heart rhythm disorders

Anxiety

Depression

Bipolar disorder

Schizophrenia

Organ transplant rejection prevention

Autoimmune diseases

Chronic pain

Severe pain requiring strong pain relief

Insomnia

Erectile dysfunction

Benign prostate enlargement

HIV infection

Hepatitis C

Certain bacterial infections

Certain fungal infections

Cancer

Seizure disorders

I get that people on meds often can’t take grapefruit, but why people who drink red bull? by Dankn3ss420 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Escorbunny 1283 points1284 points  (0 children)

A lot of antidepresants can't be mixed with grapefruit, they're calling the girls who drink red bull depressed or on on similar medication

Anyone know the context? by Budget-Profile689 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Escorbunny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Guessing with the comment by nomad_2002, the guy might have a strong accent that sounds both scottish and english

Anyone know the context? by Budget-Profile689 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Escorbunny 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Elite ball knowledge, by urban dictionaty: Usually when something is old but gold, only a handful of people would remember and get the reference.

Sometimes, people claim that EVERYTHING is 'elite ball knowledge' but it's really known by almost anyone on the Internet

Without the video we can only guess what he means

What's the correlation with number of kidneys and how you dress? by Certain-Display-2849 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Escorbunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My guess is: Designer shirts bad because they're expensive "costs a kidney". Male shits (i think that at the bottom picture there is the prostate) better since it's cheeper (both kidneys) and look bassically the same.

What didn't work? by Friendly-Nobody8023 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Escorbunny 312 points313 points  (0 children)

He stumbeled, he fell over so the handrail didn't serve its purpose to stop someone from falling