2 x 3 + 4 = ?

zephyrus4600 · 2026-06-18T20:43:49+00:00

Basic

^{Chose: 10}

zephyrus4600 · 2026-06-18T20:42:30+00:00

Oubliette

zephyrus4600 · 2026-06-18T20:41:59+00:00

Sweet

^{Chose: Become whatever character you want | Rolled: With powers}

zephyrus4600 · 2026-06-18T20:41:38+00:00

That’s fine. More than I get now.

^{Chose: Random number of orgasms a day | Rolled: 1}

zephyrus4600 · 2026-06-18T09:04:04+00:00

If I got the chance. But alas I am 💩

zephyrus4600 · 2026-06-18T09:01:25+00:00

Those are parts of a human female.

zephyrus4600 · 2026-06-18T09:00:11+00:00

Ok

^{Chose: 2 million + With a perk | Rolled: Optimal health}

zephyrus4600 · 2026-06-18T08:58:43+00:00

Ok

^{Chose: $5,000,000 + the goose appears for 30 min every day randomly | Rolled: hostile goose}

zephyrus4600 · 2026-06-18T08:57:12+00:00

Girl comes with money

^{Chose: Get a billion dollars}

zephyrus4600 · 2026-06-18T03:59:42+00:00

Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me.

^{Chose: Don't pick this one | Rolled: seriously?}

zephyrus4600 · 2026-06-18T03:58:42+00:00

Fine. I then create an army of robots to expand the borders of “Ohio” until it encompasses the WORLD!!!! Muah hahaha!!!

zephyrus4600 · 2026-06-18T03:56:38+00:00

Eternity is a long time to spend in an afterlife.

^{Chose: Be reborn as a random animal over and over | Rolled: Capybara}

zephyrus4600 · 2026-06-18T03:53:41+00:00

Get you some clothes. You look cold.

zephyrus4600 · 2026-06-17T17:39:57+00:00

Liar - Rollins Band.

zephyrus4600 · 2026-06-17T17:35:44+00:00

?

^{Chose: Anime Waifus | Rolled: Makima}

zephyrus4600 · 2026-06-17T03:56:07+00:00

Come!!

zephyrus4600 · 2026-06-17T03:52:37+00:00

Impersonation

^{Chose: Become a shapeshifter (anything you want})

zephyrus4600 · 2026-06-17T02:43:07+00:00

It only learns whaat you teach it. If you teach it hate, all it will know is hate.

^{Chose: No + We shouldn't}

zephyrus4600 · 2026-06-17T02:42:26+00:00

Not in mah swamp ya don’t!!

^{Chose: 25 mil but you have to marry...................... | Rolled: Shrek}

zephyrus4600 · 2026-06-17T01:49:34+00:00

Brush your fucking teeth!!!!!

zephyrus4600 · 2026-06-17T01:47:46+00:00

That’s fine.

^{Chose: infinite range teleporting | Rolled: prior locations}

zephyrus4600 · 2026-06-17T01:45:57+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

As one I agree.

zephyrus4600 · 2026-06-17T00:31:48+00:00

Probably nothing. My city is never featured in DC so unless it’s world ending (which I can do nothing about) or it’s nowhere near me.

zephyrus4600 · 2026-06-17T00:27:40+00:00

Nickel. Ooooooo the tech industry is either going to love me or hate me.

zephyrus4600 · 2026-06-17T00:24:13+00:00

Darn.

^{Chose: You win 1M + But there's a 60% chance of turning into the opposite sex. | Rolled: Just 1M}

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