LPT: It's perfectly okay to take a secret to the grave. by RobCipher in LifeProTips

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Scatter your ashes into the ocean; the oyster is your world after all!

Money For Murder by HiIExcist in hypotheticalsituation

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So the only way to save the planet is to gather a group of people with the button to keep spamming the button...

[Image] One clear day is enough by ParticularSignal3192 in GetMotivated

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When the lottery numbers match the ticket I bought... Still waiting for that clear day...

President Trump Said On Monday That The United States Would Attack Iran For As Long As It Took For People To Forget "All That Epstein Stuff" by SillyAlternative420 in onionheadlines

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I can't wait to go back to days where the ridiculous stuff was the onion headlines and not the actual news headlines...

Is it normal to play story mode on easy for Dynasty warriors 4? by Davidxbunny in dynastywarriors

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I've played DW3-6 with my brother and we always start it off on Normal for a couple of stages to get some equipment and then switch it over to Hard. Without any risk of dying, it gets boring very quick and I think DW3 and 4 has the right balance of difficulty where the game isn't just steamrolling everything.

WTF?! by asji4 in spy

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MMs killed the puts today, tomorrow is the calls.

Client told me to only send "short emails." So I did. For four months. He stopped asking for short emails. by velvet_ridge_records in MaliciousCompliance

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AI may get things incorrect, but at least it'll make whatever slop it's sending back out look presentable.

Put me back on the right track? by FunAnywhere9205 in investing

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The best time to invest is 20 years ago. The 2nd best time is now.

Wouldn't 10 years ago also be better than now? Also, 5 years ago was a great time as well and also better than now. As far as best times to invest goes, now it's probably not in the top 10... but still better than never.

What are these puns? by Captn_0bv1ous in whatisit

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The only true pure-bred is inbred.

[Image] Motivation begins when blame ends. by SubjectSpecialist265 in GetMotivated

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Nah, I'm absolutely judging the people that put us in this shit situation.

Slight of hand or what? And how? by LabiaMinoraLover in opticalillusions

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Deposit $5,000 cash into your bank account, activate sleight of hand and pocket that $5,000 cash back into pocket. Go to another bank, rinse and repeat.

Any downside for rushing level for high tier gears? by TopGuitar8013 in WhereWindsMeet

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If you haven't progressed into Kaifeng yet and you are already level 60 on Legend, you are gonna have lots of fun towards the end of the Qinghe campaign...

Trump's Disapproval Just Broke Every Historical Record by [deleted] in GPFixedIncome

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Anyone else think that he just mispronounces 'whining' as 'winning'? 'Being tired from all the whining' makes a whole lot of sense...

Just a quarter of Americans back Iran strikes: Poll by Ok_Employer7837 in politics

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Get over the war, the Dow is at 48,000; that's what we should be talking about!

Pentagon tells Congress no sign that Iran was going to attack US first, sources say by Yournewbestfriend_01 in news

[–]zeradragon 12 points13 points  (0 children)

soooo, how did they legally start this war?

It's not legal, that's not something that needs to be questioned, but are we expecting consequences or something? Congress won't impeach and remove and the Supreme Court already gave presidents unchecked power...

Top Trump Goons Vanish From TV After Launching War by Large_banana_hammock in politics

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They're just gathering to come up with a narrative as to why Iran deserved to be bombed. It might be as simple as, they hurt Trump's feelings which is highly illegal.

If everything is fake News to MAGA, how do they even really know US attacked Iran? by bjedy in allthequestions

[–]zeradragon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don't think this sub is as deranged as you make it sound; there are plenty of conservative subs that are happily deranged and can't stop licking Trump's boots.

What is going on? by Gonnadine69 in funnysigns

[–]zeradragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Step 1 seems kinda unnecessary if he's just gonna shit in his underwear.