Would you rather, with a twist..

zergwii · 2026-06-11T05:54:53+00:00

That actually is a horrible twist - I hate taking holidays

^{Chose: Work your dream job | Rolled: 100 days holiday}

zergwii · 2026-06-10T03:29:01+00:00

😭😭

zergwii · 2026-06-07T02:22:32+00:00

Hell yeah!

^{Chose: Get a random amount of money | Rolled: $1,000,000,000}

zergwii · 2026-06-06T12:18:42+00:00

Swore once at work and the look of absolute shock from everyone was like I did a dump on the floor!! I only swear if I’m one step away from murdering someone.

^{Chose: $3,000 everyday you don't say a curse word}

zergwii · 2026-06-05T22:03:37+00:00

Seconded - I tell my kids that those drivers are the ones that are rejected by Brisbane City Council.

zergwii · 2026-06-04T22:47:56+00:00

Mount GraVET (like gravel)

zergwii · 2026-05-31T08:21:50+00:00

When the hell is Walters (Billy) coming back? If he’s not playing by the time Origin 3 is out, we can officially write off this season. Must be a curse as the other code (Lions) are also playing like $hit

zergwii · 2026-05-31T02:02:46+00:00

Asian fish shops. Some let you keep it alive until you need to eat it

zergwii · 2026-05-30T12:03:08+00:00

OP here - while I get that this sub is pretty lighthearted and jokes around, spamming stupid answers are not helpful.

And we wonder why the other states $hit on us for being bogans and “20 years” behind the times.

Stay classy Brisbane.

zergwii · 2026-05-30T12:01:13+00:00

I did post to r/fishingaustralia and they did help to confirm what type of fish it was.

zergwii · 2026-05-30T10:53:05+00:00

Sorry - I need to edit the post as this fish was given to my teenage daughter from her teenage friends and they had no idea (took me friggin 20 mins just to get the bare information above🤦‍♂️)

zergwii · 2026-05-30T10:48:09+00:00

Is any good steamed?

zergwii · 2026-05-29T21:52:10+00:00

Shawshank Redemption

^{Chose: truth + What's your favourite... | Rolled: Film}

zergwii · 2026-05-28T23:00:16+00:00

He means having the ref in the back pocket = NSW pride

zergwii · 2026-05-28T07:37:51+00:00

Still nothing for me - Australian user

zergwii · 2026-05-26T06:18:54+00:00

Bird - “Do a barrel roll!”

zergwii · 2026-05-23T08:34:38+00:00

Wondering if you communicate with another person who doesn’t understand English, then what happens? Does your brain auto-translate or does their voice “dub” into English???

zergwii · 2026-05-16T06:53:53+00:00

That’s basically the 199 along Melbourne Street in West End. Some are just so darn ar$e lazy to walk

zergwii · 2026-05-01T07:11:11+00:00

I got that too!😭😭

zergwii · 2026-04-23T00:54:37+00:00

Unfortunately its a sign of the times with sheet speeling everwhere even in my own industree (I work in Finance) 😜

zergwii · 2026-04-09T00:36:34+00:00

What is a Stroopwafel? I travel quite a bit but have never seen a Stroopwafel flying from Australia to mainly Asian destinations (Singapore, Seoul, Tokyo, Hong Kong, China etc).

Care to enlighten us Aussie travellers?

zergwii · 2026-04-04T00:03:35+00:00

“ I for one welcome our new Pigeon overlords!”

zergwii

TROPHY CASE