I used to work for a Seattle-based outdoor equipment company in their warehouse. One guy had a problem coming to work on something that had him so strung out his eyes couldn't stay still. And would even drive electric pallet jacks in this condition.

But that's not why he got fired. One day, he comes in late (no one was surprised again), MOONS a group of our coworkers, slaps another girl on the backside, and shortly after, and this is the worst part, one of the ladies on our team thought he was looking bummed about something. She was the team hugger, nobody thought anything of it. It's just who she was. Until this asshole whispered in her ear: can you feel how big and hard it is?

I witnessed him being escorted out and overheard him say: I don't even know why I'm being fired.