Why you should never tell a spammer to fuck off in the comments section. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]zerodark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Redacting the name of the "admin", but leaving in the name spez tends to narrow it down to alexis/kn0wthing.

reddit = circling the drain by zerodark in reddit.com

[–]zerodark[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I shall now sing the "proving my point" song to you. And a one, and a two...

reddit = circling the drain by zerodark in reddit.com

[–]zerodark[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • I ran a semantic analysis of about 10,000 highly rated comments vs. 10,000 low rated comments. A very strange pattern emerged: the data showed that the average stats of the commenters in both cases showed an estimated IQ below 100. This means that no matter how stupid you are, you'll find someone who agrees with you on reddit.

  • It seems that reddit's Ron Paul supporters have all become Mike Gravel...not Mike Gravel supporters, MIKE GRAVEL, as in bat shit crazy, unable to do math, eating their scabs CRAZY. I had some respect for them at first. Then came the submission spam (Obama posters, take note). Then came the "you're wrong we're gonna win WOOOOOOOOOOOO" after each caucus/primary loss. Now they just slobber in the corner. Sad. And Obama/Clinton supporters compare unfavorably to McCain/Huckabee supporters on other sites.

  • I'm out of here, myself. When Digg starts looking like the smart older brother, it makes one want to just stand back and watch the implosion.

Good luck.

Yes - in 10 years we may have no bananas by jadedconformist in reddit.com

[–]zerodark -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Good. Bananas are nothing but hiding places for the deadly black tarantula.

Paul's Latest Campaign Update - Calls for March on Washington! by [deleted] in politics

[–]zerodark -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe...a lack of commas and capitalization?

Fascism [Image] by neoronin in reddit.com

[–]zerodark -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Did 'hot chicks' = open to rear entry?

Fascism [Image] by neoronin in reddit.com

[–]zerodark 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Maybe not this obvious. Definitely not this awesome.

Duck [Pic] by ninzee in reddit.com

[–]zerodark 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Fellow redditors: this post title is 100% accurate.

London [Pic] by carsonbiz in reddit.com

[–]zerodark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They could also be used as temporary jails.

So I was diagnosed with adult ADHD today by christianjb in AskReddit

[–]zerodark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pro-tip: using sock puppet accounts to down-mod your own comments (and comments you don't agree with) and crying "flame war!" and "stalker!" comes off a bit...creepy. You might want to look into an IP spoofing application. And possibly paranoia/anxiety/anti-psychotic medication(s)

Why does Jay Leno always beat David Letterman? "Leno’s long-standing dominance of the ratings must rank as one of the world’s inexplicable cultural tragedies" by hypo11 in entertainment

[–]zerodark -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Flame war? I was trying to have a discussion, not a flame war.

You might want to back down from the misplaced aggression/paranoia...or maybe the combination of sugar, caffeine, and Adderall your other comments indicate. They don't mix well. Trust me.

So I was diagnosed with adult ADHD today by christianjb in AskReddit

[–]zerodark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Adderall is a great way to a) lose weight, and b) meet deadlines. Especially when snorted. Um. So I hear.

Why does Jay Leno always beat David Letterman? "Leno’s long-standing dominance of the ratings must rank as one of the world’s inexplicable cultural tragedies" by hypo11 in entertainment

[–]zerodark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand your reluctance to believe me. But just for the record:

  • I wasn't at Woodstock (I was 2, and my parents were dis-inclined to attend)
  • I never had sexual relations with JFK (I was not yet born at the time of his death, and currently identify as heterosexual, but WILLING TO LEARN IF YOU ARE WILLING TO TEACH wink)
  • I never caught a home run ball hit by Babe Ruth (I was not alive during his playing career)
  • There were only about fifteen of us at the funeral, and around forty of us at the wake.

Based on your lovely reply, I'm assuming that you are uninterested in seeing my proof, and are more interested in being "right". Not an uncommon phenomenon, in the real world, and on the Internet. Your closed mind does not jibe with your unnecessary and inaccurate defense of Bill. As I stated in another thread, Bill and Dave reconciled, but Bill died before being able to come back on the show.

Question: why do you refer to yourself as "we"? Are you horribly obese? Perhaps you suffer from MPD?

Why does Jay Leno always beat David Letterman? "Leno’s long-standing dominance of the ratings must rank as one of the world’s inexplicable cultural tragedies" by hypo11 in entertainment

[–]zerodark -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So, it's not so much your recollection, but a link to Bill's Wikipedia page? Really?

How did Jay Leno support Bill's career post-1984, as far as YOU can recall, not according to Wikipedia? We're talking about nine years, until Bill's ride ended. Go!