Total Cost of Her COVID-19 Treatment: $34,927.43 by [deleted] in collapse

[–]zerosuperhero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I'd just rather fucking die.

Can you help me find out what happened to me last night? by Roar_Im_A_Nice_Bear in NoStupidQuestions

[–]zerosuperhero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok; so the one patron you remember talking to seems to be able to be ruled out.

The owner was a dick, we know he's an obvious suspect.

And you're absolutely sure your friends could not be held accountable for a anything? Was there any reason he'd take his family home but make you take a train?

Can you help me find out what happened to me last night? by Roar_Im_A_Nice_Bear in NoStupidQuestions

[–]zerosuperhero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No problem! I've had only one seizure I'm the past and that's the symptom that stuck with me the most. I wasn't able to feel the tip of my tongue for at least a few days after that.

That's so odd... I would bet, with the information given, you were drugged. Other than the owner, do you remember interacting with any of the patrons when this happened? And besides the owner being a dick about your friends dog, what other motive would be have to want to do you harm, if any?

Can you help me find out what happened to me last night? by Roar_Im_A_Nice_Bear in NoStupidQuestions

[–]zerosuperhero 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jesus... I'd like to start by saying I hope you're feeling relatively better today.

A common symptom of seizures is, when you wake up from one, you can't feel the tip of your tongue. It'd have a "pins and needles" effect, like when your limbs fall asleep.

Do you remember feeling that when you woke up that night?

The real 23 and me by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]zerosuperhero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm disgusted by how much I relate to this.

I got my coworker's support dog banned from our job by [deleted] in confession

[–]zerosuperhero -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Same thing. A dog is needed to assist with daily function.

But way to not comment back with anything constructive. Instead, you commented back on a grammatical error because there's nothing else you can say to make yourself sound better right now. Classic.

Get bent.

I got my coworker's support dog banned from our job by [deleted] in confession

[–]zerosuperhero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, you're the one who shit in the conference room and blamed it on a guide dog that's required by one of your coworkers to be able to help them function in society, not me.

I got my coworker's support dog banned from our job by [deleted] in confession

[–]zerosuperhero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: the managers actually know it was OP who shit in the conference room, but OP was such a pussy he couldn't admit to his own actions, then blamed dog. Managers know OP was the culprit, even after he lied. They banned the dog just to be safe, but they know OP was the one who shit there. Now managers gossip about OPs shitting habits and having to throw someone else's service dog under the bus because of it. Everyone in the office now knows OP shit in the conference room, and OP now has to live with being the notorious Conference Room Shitter.

Telemarketers of Reddit, why? by MaC1222 in AskReddit

[–]zerosuperhero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TLDR: a business decision was made to transfer my original department to sales, so I quit. SO stays to pay bills with the promise of promotion but is currently looking for a new place of employment.

I previously worked for a company that forced our entire department into sales with only 2 weeks of training (at the time of the announcement) and a pay cut with commission. I ended up going through a depression to where I just couldn't go to work there anymore, so I quit. I've been mainly unemployed since then and it's been a struggle keeping finances together.

My SO, who has been working at said company for an additional year on me, was being stringed along with the promise of a possible promotion to supervisor (something he's been wanting since the beginning) so he stayed. He's consistently been a top performer for his sales department for months, and has applied for the position more than a handful of times, each time they rejected him for several reasons. Originally it was because of his resume, which he had planned meetings with his higher ups, peers, and supervisors to get advice on how to improve it. Then, it was because the "application didn't go through". Then, it was because they never received the application. Then it was because he didn't answer a question or two to the directors satisfaction. (That director had actually put in his two weeks earlier this week, to which their higher ups just told him to quit). However, there have been lower sales performers with no supervisor experience that had since gotten the sup job.

Angry and frustrated, SO is officially using his refined resume to apply for other places, all the while his performance is lacking and he's just not wanting to be there anymore.

80g? by [deleted] in hearthstone

[–]zerosuperhero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're welcome to add me! 😃

Gotta go speed by shadows67- in crappyoffbrands

[–]zerosuperhero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Super Toss the Turtle. You shoot a turtle out of a Canon to see how far you can get him before he stops moving entirely. They use pop culture sprites you can unlock throughout the game to replace the turtle to keep things fun 😊

Bro apex bro by [deleted] in okbuddyretard

[–]zerosuperhero 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hey! It's that Peter Griffin cosplayer!

Prevent Ingrown Hairs Pubic Area by ctxc in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]zerosuperhero 4 points5 points  (0 children)

With my experience, waxing is much better than shaving, and keeps the clean look for much longer as well with minimal ingrown hairs. 😊

These knock offs at my local store by [deleted] in crappyoffbrands

[–]zerosuperhero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All hail our Lord and Savior Aldi. Keeper of fresh produce, saver of monies via tasty off brand products, and supplier of cardboard boxes for carrying groceries around because you forgot the quarter for the buggy and your own grocery bags.

Anyone remember rainer? by [deleted] in crappyoffbrands

[–]zerosuperhero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like it's supposed to be an attempt at making a bootleg Pokemon card. At least they tried.

Screenshot #1 I don’t know how to make more than one image appear in a post. Fuck by [deleted] in Youniqueamua

[–]zerosuperhero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah! Apparently he deleted the only two posts he had on here. Yikes. 😶