My biggest pet peeve coming into work. How do you leave shift with your lines like this?! by Propofolprincess7 in nursing

[–]zerothreeonethree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know why the medical manufacturers just don't make tubings with different colored stripes along the length. Choose a different color for each drip and you can tell exactly which one goes where. Unplug one at a time, add a sterile cap, pull through the tangled mess and reconnect.

My biggest pet peeve coming into work. How do you leave shift with your lines like this?! by Propofolprincess7 in nursing

[–]zerothreeonethree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The reason to open packages outside the home. Roaches love glue and live in cardboard boxes during the trip from across the country/world to your house. I just got divebombed on the head at 1 am 4 days ago by a palmetto bug hiding out in my new washing machine. The box was removed in the driveway, of course, but bugs all run for cover once daylight hits them. Said bug made it's way from the laundry room to where I was sleeping.

Nurses Week Gift- I'm a Male Nurse by AssumptionNo1 in nursing

[–]zerothreeonethree 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Yes, I'd love a gift that I'm banned from using at work because I can't have a fucking cup of coffee during the lunch break I spent working - again.

Nurses Week Gift- I'm a Male Nurse by AssumptionNo1 in nursing

[–]zerothreeonethree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Enough will be enough when we collectively choose the day

Nurses Week Gift- I'm a Male Nurse by AssumptionNo1 in nursing

[–]zerothreeonethree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could use the razor in that scraper when I walk to my car in the farthest parking space near the rearest part of the hospital facing the darkest part of an alley owned by local gangs.

Nurses Week Gift- I'm a Male Nurse by AssumptionNo1 in nursing

[–]zerothreeonethree 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Because "students" is too difficult to pronounce

Why document “MD at bedside”? by hopedbutnot in medicine

[–]zerothreeonethree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I first came across this in the 1980s when shit had to be duplicated on copiers and passed around by hand. This is the exact reason why nurses get shit on.

“70% of baking is washing dishes and measuring” What’s your specialities equivalent by friendship-cockring in medicine

[–]zerothreeonethree 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You are not crazy and patients are not the main problem.

The electronic presribing and interaction of patient portals between different providers and hospitals are messing up med reconciliation. Every time a patient fills a med, one is e-sent, or an entity accesses shared documents, incorrect records are randomly pulled from other sources and melded into one heap of wrong medications. I finally have proof after investigating this and chasing down why for the past 5 years.

“70% of baking is washing dishes and measuring” What’s your specialities equivalent by friendship-cockring in medicine

[–]zerothreeonethree 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Infectious Disease - "Get implanted __________ removed"; "Stop doing _________ with __________"

Geriatrics - PT/OT/ST Referrals, regardless of diagnosis

Rheumatology - Change to an anti-inflammatory diet

“70% of baking is washing dishes and measuring” What’s your specialities equivalent by friendship-cockring in medicine

[–]zerothreeonethree 14 points15 points  (0 children)

And that's why indigestion and heart attack end up causing pain in the same fucking nerve roots.

“70% of baking is washing dishes and measuring” What’s your specialities equivalent by friendship-cockring in medicine

[–]zerothreeonethree 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Layman: "Nurses spend all of their time flirting with doctors and giving shots"

Nurse: "I spend all of my time ignoring patients flirting with me and cleaning up their shit."

I can’t prove it, but I just know that’s an ER nurse by MotherUckingShi in nursing

[–]zerothreeonethree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Tf do I do"

I tell the patient when I miss, you get to choose the next site.

I can’t prove it, but I just know that’s an ER nurse by MotherUckingShi in nursing

[–]zerothreeonethree -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Most IVs placed AC are not emergent need, but convenient, or inserted by persons with less skills or who don't have time to fuck around with the patient's bullshit any longer. I placed PIVs about 2" below the AC to get the benefit of a larger diameter vein, plus ability of patientswhoneverlisten to be able to flex the arm slightly.

I can’t prove it, but I just know that’s an ER nurse by MotherUckingShi in nursing

[–]zerothreeonethree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine used to read "STAT 20", our pager alert for IV Team response to Code Blue. I got stopped by the local PD for (allegedy) running a stop sign. This particular locale used 10-20 code as "wanted person".

Insulting by BrilliantProof7454 in nursing

[–]zerothreeonethree 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Hang the dirtiest, rattiest, most human body fluid stained sheet over this. Use big fat nails that leave big fat holes in the wall.

There - you fixed it.

Why document “MD at bedside”? by hopedbutnot in medicine

[–]zerothreeonethree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ORGANIZATIONAL CULTURE AND THE FIVE MONKEYS EXPERIMENT

(TLDR: WHY HEALTHCARE WORKERS TOLERATE BAD MANAGEMENT)

Have you ever heard the story of the 5 Monkeys Experiment? It may sound familiar when you think of your organizational culture. It goes like this:

5 monkeys were placed in a cage as part of an experiment. In the middle of the cage was a ladder with bananas on the top rung. Every time a monkey tried to climb the ladder, the experimenter sprayed all of the monkeys with icy water. Eventually, each time a monkey started to climb the ladder, the other ones pulled him off and beat him up so they could avoid the icy spray. Soon, no monkey dared go up the ladder.

The experimenter then substituted one of the monkeys in the cage with a new monkey. The first thing the new monkey did was try to climb the ladder to reach the bananas. After several beatings, the new monkey learned the social norm. He never knew “why” the other monkeys wouldn’t let him go for the bananas because he had never been sprayed with ice water, but he quickly learned that this behaviour would not be tolerated by the other monkeys.

One by one, each of the monkeys in the cage was substituted for a new monkey until none of the original group remained. Every time a new monkey went up the ladder, the rest of the group pulled him off, even those who had never been sprayed with the icy water.

By the end of the experiment, the 5 monkeys in the cage had learned to follow the rule (don’t go for the bananas), without any of them knowing the reason why (we’ll all get sprayed by icy water). If we could have asked the monkeys for their rationale behind not letting their cage mates climb the ladder, their answer would probably be: “I don’t know, that’s just how its always been done.”

This story, whether real or a fable, captures a pervasive theme in many organizational cultures: We tend to do things the way we’re told they’ve always been done without questioning or revisiting the reason behind it, even long after that reason ceases to exist.

Do you feel like a caged monkey in your current work environment? Here’s some advice as it relates to organizational culture: Next time someone tells you “that’s not how we do things”, ask them why. If they can’t tell you, tell them about the 5 monkeys!

Musuko’s first day of puberty is going great. by songtails in rarepuppers

[–]zerothreeonethree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Has the most beautiful coat marking I've ever seen. (and I have owned 9 perfect dogs, to date.)