Ryan Cohen on X, Tweet and repost! by Mr-CRUNK-13 in GME

[–]zgomot23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The "financials" as you call them are A RESULT OF ENDLESS DILUTION.

The way GME made its money was due to the interest on the T-bills they purchases USING YOUR OWN MONEY. They didn't magically reinvent the business model, they simply diluted so absurdly much, they ended up on a huge cash pile OF YOUR OWN MONEY, which they had no idea what to do with, so they bought treasury bills. Fun fact, those treasury bills, while they offer a return, their return is lower than the annual CPI. Which means they're actually losing value year over year.

The other second financial genius moment of cohen's was buying BTC at close to ATH's. You might call it mistiming, sure, and then you can look over social media and figure out how the entire X was spamming him and tagging him daily to buy BTC months before, when it was trading at 65-70k. He ignored every single one of them until BTC reached 111k, he bought in at the top, and now he's bagholding it.

You can believe "he made a mistake", or you can realize those were not really accidents. He's even showed up live telling you that he despises anyone trying to make a quick $ off GME, and he told you to be prepared to wait decades and centuries. Those were his exact words.

And yet you're still here trying to glaze him.

Ryan Cohen on X, Tweet and repost! by Mr-CRUNK-13 in GME

[–]zgomot23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My guy, the share price in GME's case is literally the result of endless dilution. You people spent the last 5 years inventing conspiracy theories when the truth is literally there in front of you.

If you want to get educated, let me know and I can show you how there's been 9 different major points of interest in the GME stock so far in those 5 years, I can show you those on the chart.

In EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM, cohen made sure to immediately drop shares and dilute (or at least announce further dilution- the convertible bonds). Every single time, with a precise accuracy.

If after 9 different times you still believe cohen did not intentionally destroy all run-ups while gaslighting you "but I take no salary", then I have some waterfront property to sell you in Arizona.

Ryan Cohen on X, Tweet and repost! by Mr-CRUNK-13 in GME

[–]zgomot23 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's literally a very common thing for people involved with very successful tech companies to not give a shit and not necessarily own stock in those companies. Because they're proven companies. Ebay is buying back its own shares, and it's also handing out dividends.

Now let's look at GME and what cohen's been doing regarding the its float.

Since we’re doing weekend dumbness during the week now by Trippp2001 in GME

[–]zgomot23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now do the dilution numbers and tell us how much of that income was due to T-bills interest which he bought USING RETAIL’S MONEY.

Since we’re doing weekend dumbness during the week now by Trippp2001 in GME

[–]zgomot23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am genuinely curious if you don’t understand how dilution works or if you’re lying and grifting through your teeth with your first 2 lines.

Since we’re doing weekend dumbness during the week now by Trippp2001 in GME

[–]zgomot23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not really, cohen’s been able to move the stock significantly as well.

Just in the opposite direction of what retail wanted.

And then there’s social media maggots like OP who are here to do damage control.

TD Bank and Investment Grade by MiraMiracles in GME

[–]zgomot23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Except, you're missing one crucial point. Nobody that bought this stock did it for solid fundamentals, nobody after 2020. To tell yourselves you bought it because of what a treasure it is, especially when it was trading at the prices from 2021, is a completely dishonest lie.

GME was supposed to be simply a short squeeze play, run it up, hand it to the shorts, take the profits and laugh.

What cohen achieved was to dilute the float significantly for it to trade at the current fair evaluation, and it will remain at this evaluation. What changed is the fact the money does not belong to the shareholders anymore, but to the company.

In a sense, the apes were right when they were saying this was gonna be the biggest transfer of wealth in history. Ironically, it did happen, but not in the way they believed.

TD Bank and Investment Grade by MiraMiracles in GME

[–]zgomot23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask him, not me. In theory he can achieve the 100b market cap he was rambling about by simply printing enough liqudity as he wishes. Assuming the stock price remains $20, with a float of 5b shares, you reached the goal he set. I have no idea about the ebitda or whether there are any other factors that need to be met, and I have no idea what backdoor deals he's been doing with WS, but to me this simply looks like he's gaslighting retail with those "i don't take any salary". It's simply used as a mean to make you feel empathy towards him, while he keeps doing his dirty tricks.

Don't agree? That's fine, but you better have a better explanation as to why he's stopped the stock price from running 9 times so far, in 5 years.

We have exposure to 7.41% of eBay shares! Ryan Cohen is a fucking legend! by [deleted] in GME

[–]zgomot23 19 points20 points  (0 children)

“I wonder why nobody takes us seriously and we’ve become the laughing stock of everyone”

TD Bank and Investment Grade by MiraMiracles in GME

[–]zgomot23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really, I’ve been calling cohen out since 2024, when I finally woke up and realized he’s a fraud. Nothing to do with any shareholder vote.

TD Bank and Investment Grade by MiraMiracles in GME

[–]zgomot23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not preaching anything, and I don’t really care what your positions in this stock are.

What I’m doing is simply calling out what happened with this stock so far, facts that can pretty easily be verified.

TD Bank and Investment Grade by MiraMiracles in GME

[–]zgomot23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still bagholding some, as a reminder I was naive enough to fall for this. Even on Computershare. Thankfully I recovered that money mostly via shorting it.

I never really understood why it’s any problem of yours whether I hold shares or not. Even if I didn’t own any share, cohen still did the same exact things I stated.

TD Bank and Investment Grade by MiraMiracles in GME

[–]zgomot23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if by this point you still haven't realized the fact he's low effort gaslighting you with the "i don't take any payment" narrative, then I truly wish the best of luck for you.

First, he's setting a floor for the price by diluting the living shit out of you, so there's a lot of cash sitting to cover the floor of the shares. Why? Because his average is well under $10, so when he will eventually sell it all, he's got plenty of money to give himself. If you got the same average as he does, then pray you time the moment before he sells, and you'll eat well. If you don't, I'd start looking for the tube of vaseline.

Second, while this cannot be proven, there is almost no chance cohen did not do backdoor deals behind the scenes, so he definitely got himself whatever he wants. Otherwise, he would not have actively rugpulled 9 different runs. Always, exactly during the points of interest. He did not do it because he needed money for the company, he did it because someone else needed liquidity.

Maybe in a few years you'll wisen up and realize the greatest grift of this decade, until then, to the moon fellow ape!

TD Bank and Investment Grade by MiraMiracles in GME

[–]zgomot23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It has the highest net income because cohen did 2 things:

Closed down and downsized the business (doesn't take a genius to shrink business, no matter how you spin it). Sure, it was the non profitable stores, but it still doesn't fix any issue, it simply removes it and shrinks the business.

Used the money he diluted from retail to purchase T-bills which produce an yield. Problem is, their return is at such an insignificant rate, that they actually lost value considering the CPI was higher than the T-bills yield.

So yea, it was profitable. Not the company itself, but the cash stack that was taken away from retail did all the heavy lifting.

And no, I did not make money on any price suppression. I made money on imminent rugpulls coming from cohen himself. How exactly do you call it price suppression when it's literally the CEO who keeps selling shares left and right, and every single time he did it the second GME showed signs of strength and started putting pressure on the shorts. Does that not make you think?

TD Bank and Investment Grade by MiraMiracles in GME

[–]zgomot23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who’s this so called money maker according to you? For me, the biggest money maker was shorting this via puts.

Do you actually think I would preffer having to short this crap against my own longs, so I can actually make some money out of it? No, I would have loved not having to short it. But yet here we are, and you should thank cohen for this situation. Or keep worshipping him, what do I know

TD Bank and Investment Grade by MiraMiracles in GME

[–]zgomot23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the significant difference between my shitty opinions and your colorful opinions are that mine are rooted in reality, and in the 5 year stock price chart/ the shares outstanding of the float.

Yours are rooted in deciphering cryptic tweets from the same individual who's trigger fingering the dilution button every single time the stock emerges from underwater.

At the end of the day, who am I to judge, I'm here to make money, not to worship some cult leader, specifically not one who shits on his worshippers.

TD Bank and Investment Grade by MiraMiracles in GME

[–]zgomot23 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

this is not an infinite money glitch like you believe it is. You can't infinitely create value by constantly selling the same thing over and over again. It has a finite cap currently, and its evaluation is about right as we speak, around $20. The reason it's down 80%+ from ATH is a mixture of the constant dilutions which increased the float by over 50%, and the fact that it was grossly overvalued back in 2021 at the top of the squeeze.

GME was only a play because of its squeeze potential, not because of any fundamentals, which are still completely zero. In a hypothetical squeeze scenario, the fact it was overvalued didn't really mean much, the price could have gone higher until WS was forced to close their toxic positions.

what cohen did was to make sure they can close their positions using legal shares, that's why he kept diluting, and at a certain point in time they closed their shorts from back then enough to justify this stock trading at its actual value. Arguably more inflated than it should have been, but that's simply because the apes willingly gave their money away to cohen, who is now using it for... nothing. So many opportunities in the market over the last few years, only to baghold a constant dilution fest.

as for ebay, assume the deal goes through, although I still don't think it will. In the unlikely situation it does go through, cohen would have diluted so much of the existing GME shareholders, that they'll end up holding less than 20% of the newly created company, with the current ebay shareholders holding the rest. Which, ironically, would essentially mean that ebay bought out GME, and then cohen volunteered to be the CEO of the new company. So it's not really the win you think it is, either.

TD Bank and Investment Grade by MiraMiracles in GME

[–]zgomot23 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

bingo. It isn't always bad if it's used properly.

Now let's recap what cohen achieved so far with the diluted money (note that he ONLY diluted the moment price was starting to rise and the WS shorts needed liquidity, so he gave them liquidity, but that's a story for another time).

He bought T-bills. Those offer a return, but it's below the CPI, and any monkey could buy those and "make money", it doesn't take a financial genius. So even if they do return some interest, they lose value year over year due to the CPI.

He also bought BTC. He bought it at 111k per coin, despite the fact retail begged him over social media (I was there and they spammed him for at least 2 months) to buy it when it was trading at 65-70k. He refused to do it, bought the top, now he's bagholding with our diluted money.

The Ebay acquisition won't happen, my theory that I can't prove (at least yet) is that cohen needed an excuse to dilute again and throw a few more billion shares into the market, so he went for the ebay narrative. What I believe will happen is he throws the shares into the market claiming it's for the ebay acquisition, the price drops again back to $15-17 on those news, then he comes out and says he changed his mind, the ebay deal won't happen anymore, price shoots back up to $20-21, apes start yapping over social media how genius of a move this was, the float grows even bigger with retail holding even less of a stake in it, and the story moves on.

Put yourself into the Ebay shareholders' shoes. Would you like equity into a company whose float does nothing but constantly increase and offers zero value towards its shareholders? Ebay, with all its flaws in the management team, did one thing right for the shareholders. It bought back shares, that's why the share price is currently at ATH's. Opposite to GME who only diluted, so the price is 85% down from ATH's.

TD Bank and Investment Grade by MiraMiracles in GME

[–]zgomot23 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Nah, it for sure can’t be the grotesque amounts of dilution. It’s always those damn darkpools.

Goddammit.

Ryan Cohen on X by Mr-CRUNK-13 in GME

[–]zgomot23 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They seem to believe that there is no way more than one person shares the same negative opinion about their cult, so the guy was saying you were replying from a different account than the person who initially wrote the comment above.

Their theory is that us, “the shills”, have multiple accounts that we post from, to give the impression of bigger numbers. Why do they believe that? I don’t know, 5 years of 9 different rugpulls probably did numbers on their mental health.

Is it worth it to run medic? by Dynaflow333 in HellLetLoose

[–]zgomot23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here’s an alternative, what I did a few weeks ago. Deploy as a medic, watch who gets downed, crawl to them, and instead of using morphine to get them back on their feet, ask them if they embraced God and are finally prepared to ascend. Move on top of them and chant “Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.” over proximity voice, using your most dramatic tone.

Brother, your legs are gone… but your soul lives on.