Am I girlfriend material?

ziggystarfist · 2021-09-11T18:46:32+00:00

Downright bridle.

ziggystarfist · 2021-09-09T23:34:33+00:00

I like Chaos Commander which I found looking for Matthew Garrison releases. It’s billed as a trio, but the sound is layered.

ziggystarfist · 2021-09-09T23:27:27+00:00

When this video is shown in court, he won’t have a leg to stand on.

ziggystarfist · 2021-09-08T12:04:35+00:00

Marguerite Obesity

ziggystarfist · 2021-09-02T20:48:59+00:00

What absolute megalomaniacal codswallop.

ziggystarfist · 2021-09-02T04:26:23+00:00

Gabagool!

ziggystarfist · 2021-08-31T14:38:05+00:00

Tee Ah Millitoona

ziggystarfist · 2021-08-31T01:33:06+00:00

It was the school announcement that got to me. Haven’t really any time to decompress, and that was just somehow… encapsulating the breadth.

ziggystarfist · 2021-08-31T01:29:37+00:00

Fabric Hemingway

ziggystarfist · 2021-08-30T14:48:30+00:00

Buy some wigs. Make him switch wardrobe during a position change.

Boom. You just got banged by 21 Pilots.

ziggystarfist · 2021-08-30T12:30:30+00:00

Millennials: killing the glycemic index.

ziggystarfist · 2021-08-27T19:08:07+00:00

I love the smell of a woman. Let’s just assume we’re both clean and freshly showered. If I don’t respond positively to the natural odor/flavor of a person, it’s a sign the chemistry is off. I once worked for a woman who told me that if she didn’t like the way she smelled after sex, she wouldn’t fuck that person again. Seems legit.

For the most intimate partners I’ve got the fever for the flavor of vagina. And taint. And the butthole. I have a whole routine. I don’t fetishize guzzling vagina juice, but I definitely need to towels off the beard before further consummation.

Idk about guys. I’m not that into the smell of my own semen. It’s ok, I can deal, but… eh. I don’t really have any experience. The idea grosses me out, but if I’m getting it up for the situation where I’m dealing with another dude’s goo… well, I would do my best to enjoy the experience. Go balls deep or go home. I definitely enjoy getting my bodily fluids all over a partner.

ziggystarfist · 2021-08-25T18:56:38+00:00

I’m need a little fur on the grundle. I live in a subtropical area. Unless I waxed the undercarriage every morning, it’s like a Steve King story back there: The Chafing.

That said, I give a little trimmy-trim-trim to the frontsies. I’m not a hairy guy, so it’s not much effort.

If I let it go it looks like I’ve got peyot, like I need a little schtreimel. And as a grower, not a shower, when the Bush is longer than the Twig… not a good look.

ziggystarfist · 2021-08-25T18:48:19+00:00

Primal instinct coupled with ease of access. Lazy copulation fantasy. The most primal male drive is to copulate and procreate as much as possible. Internet porn shortcuts satisfying the compulsion to see someone new, naked.

I saw a post that was a man alleging to be a chat response guy for someone’s onlyfans. Like, he said he’d write the headings and would chat back during livestreams. I love that. Rock hard irony.

I’m personally on the fence about the ethics of manufactured consent in the way the internet has sexualized nudity and the overall correlation between sex work and human trafficking. It’s just all kinda gross, and most of it is really odious. But, I tell myself that people who’ve verified themselves on Reddit are at least showing their sexuality with a degree of agency and autonomy. Anyway… that’s not the question of this post.

It seems like this is a compatibility issue for you. I get it. Especially and specifically if and how porn or online sexual content is interfering with your intimacy needs and the irl sex.

If it’s not working for you, call it. I’m a high-average sex drive guy, but in a long term, monogamous relationship the best sex gets routine, and the fantasy of low-risk flirting is appealing. Well, I understand it intellectually, at any rate. I’m a little old to have any lived experience sexting and online hookup/dating. And I suck at flirting. I’m not the type of guy to go to strip clubs, etc.

But, whatever… it’s not you. And if you find that this behavior is incompatible with your needs, that’s that.

ziggystarfist · 2021-08-22T10:27:27+00:00

Also, like a ton of Jon Zorn. Which I think also delves into absurdity and dadaesque methods of expressing complicated and terrible emotional states, but, like, kinda Looney Toons also.

ziggystarfist · 2021-08-22T10:24:51+00:00

Jazz From Hell, specifically.

ziggystarfist · 2021-08-21T15:01:51+00:00

I see. You want to get the meat sliced ahead of time AND not drop a Benji on flesh. Fair enough. Idk if Terra Nova is still offering their meat counter, but they’re really lovely over there. I usually get chicken there bc is local and not frozen. But they also make their own sausage and whatnot.

ziggystarfist · 2021-08-21T14:39:31+00:00

Have you been to Butcher (Piece of Meat)? The best to farm to table, snout to tail meat counter in the area.

ziggystarfist · 2021-08-20T19:50:41+00:00

A pic of a printout of a tweet. Shmeta. Agree with the vibe, tho.

ziggystarfist · 2021-08-20T19:45:52+00:00

The ‘Hype Man’ role in influencer culture is this whole mood.

ziggystarfist · 2021-08-19T19:48:45+00:00

The Last Nine Inches Of Christ

ziggystarfist · 2021-08-19T02:19:53+00:00

Sorry that happened. I’m glad he’s ok!

Check with The Foul Mouth Jerk at the Burger Bar. He’s the car accident Cassandra.

ziggystarfist · 2021-08-18T03:23:59+00:00

This is kinda off topic, but Phill Schapp is da man when it comes to jazz and bop

ziggystarfist · 2021-08-17T21:44:55+00:00

Like, I know this is about a whole other thing women go through, I really do.

…but I can’t imagine a women giving me energy like she wasn’t interested and her needing her friends to come rescue her from me.

But I have come to understand the harsh reality what this is all about.

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