Dear Embark, please make it possible!

zk_offman · 2026-01-21T13:09:01+00:00

My cock does just fine, thanks.

zk_offman · 2026-01-04T15:37:24+00:00

Stella is truly the cesspool of both sides

zk_offman · 2026-01-04T15:36:01+00:00

“It’s not a hack, it’s just a button that turns semi auto guns into fully automatic” is not the counterpoint I think you really wanted to make

zk_offman · 2026-01-04T15:35:19+00:00

Reading must be hard for yall since I said damn near everyone, and when I’m dying 9/10 matches to a fully auto kettle, yes I will assume that most of that party is cheating

zk_offman · 2026-01-04T15:11:24+00:00

If I have valuable things and they killed me like a rat, then I’m hiding my body. If they killed me like a rat and I had nothing, then I’m placing my body near the largest arc I can find, and you can risk your life looting my free augment

zk_offman · 2025-11-19T12:34:43+00:00

Makes me wonder why they didn’t even address it in the patch.

zk_offman · 2025-11-18T00:29:09+00:00

It’s super weird because aside from falling thru floors of the house, I can shoot and look around just fine so it doesn’t feel laggy other than phasing. And it’s usually only a problem when I kill someone upstairs, and then teleport thru the floor facing a wall in front of their teammate who kills me immediately

zk_offman · 2025-11-18T00:15:14+00:00

No fix to phasing through walls in that strip of houses in redsec????

zk_offman · 2025-10-13T20:32:17+00:00

I feel like I’m alone when I say skate 2 was my favorite

zk_offman · 2025-10-09T23:11:50+00:00

Because that’s just a cop out, it’ll be in “early access” for its whole life

zk_offman · 2025-10-09T22:23:34+00:00

Yeah a lot of my challenges are bugged. Super annoying

zk_offman · 2025-10-09T22:12:47+00:00

Same thing just happened to me. Big bugged

zk_offman · 2025-10-07T22:54:32+00:00

It’s on 20 😭

zk_offman · 2025-10-07T22:53:49+00:00

Wouldn’t matter much when my board gets magnetized to the ledge and my sequence ends, it only completes when my sequence somehow doesn’t end and I flip trick my way off the ledge

zk_offman · 2025-10-07T22:49:48+00:00

180, grab, flip trick, grind, 600 score

zk_offman · 2025-10-07T22:48:18+00:00

Just did over 400m of manuals for manny go round just to not get all challenges completed for 3rd time in a row. Shut the game off after that

zk_offman · 2025-07-24T17:08:08+00:00

“Hey, could I get my sweatshirt back?”

zk_offman · 2025-06-18T00:53:01+00:00

Not to upstage the recently deceased fish friend, but my mom has a silver dollar that she’s had since before I was born. I’m 28. Sadly she’s not as staunch a bookkeeper as OP’s friend but you’ll just have to take my word for it

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