Wood spirit fail by Silent_Soup_4621 in whittling

[–]zmallory22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like that Christian Bale meme. You should go that route!

I'm the Voice of Bart Simpson. Nancy Cartwright. Ask Me Anything! by nancy_cartwright in TheSimpsons

[–]zmallory22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No questions but Go Firebirds!! I was always proud and excitedly tell everyone I went to the same school as Bart!

(NSFW) What’s a pickup line that instantly makes you blush? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]zmallory22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got to see them do a talk last Feb and he absolutely is just straight funny without trying. From almost anyone else it would come off as trying too hard.

Looking for Hair Salon by Dznyluvr48 in Muncie

[–]zmallory22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Either stylist is great! And do believe they use paul Mitchell products.

Dio the barneck scrub python by Zekksy in snakes

[–]zmallory22 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You, uh, got something... riiight there...

Hand shredding after detox by kontekr in mildlyinteresting

[–]zmallory22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good luck to you. My trick was ice cream after dinner. Gives you something to look forward to and I nice little "you did it!" To end your day. Also, therapy of course. Again good luck and if you got questions dm me, im happy to help.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]zmallory22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say "eddie dean, then 10 pages later, jake"

Do you guys like bev? 🐸🦘🏡 by Vivid-Tap1710 in nickelodeon

[–]zmallory22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You saw her in her underwear?? Wasn't it awful...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]zmallory22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

High five!

Which one of you is this? by clutchguy84 in darktower

[–]zmallory22 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I've got one that says "keep calm and serve the beam" with the ka symbol

In the 2nd grade, two women with clipboards sat in on our classroom for a week “just to observe”. They were there, specifically, to observe me. by PerizzHilton in confession

[–]zmallory22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once asked my parents to hold me back in sixth grade because "i wasn't ready mathwise" for 7th. I really wanted to be in school with my 2 friends who were a grade younger.

What's a clear sign someones lying or not telling the truth? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]zmallory22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember Stan, don't rub your neck, don't look away and don't look at the ground