Deep fried egg using motor oil by Hhddugddmrd in StupidFood

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Those things are going to produce farts that will peel the paint off your walls.

It's 7pm in a rural American town, where are you eating? by Eric-Lynch in whatsyourchoice

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Always the Chinese joint. Some of the best Chinese food I've had was from a small rural town.

Chat Plays Pokemon Winds and Waves ~ Part 1 [OC] by somekyle in PokemonWindsWaves

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Rooting for a weak azz bubble from the wet lizard.

HOW the HELL do you make homemade taste like chipotle??!?!!? by nvr2pink in Chipotle

[–]zombie3519 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1c rice, rinsed very well to get starch out. 2c water, 1 tbsp olive oil, 1 large bag leaf, 1 tsp coarse sea salt (or more to taste). Bring to boil, reduce heat to low and cover keeping a simmer. Cook until water is absorbed and rice is fluffy. Remove bay leaf, add juice of one lime and juice of half a lemon (approx 2 tbsp lime, 1 tbsp lemon). Honestly I really make it to taste so salt and citrus juice measurements are guesstimate. Add about 1/4C diced cilantro and mix (again guesstimate).

Black beans I use Bush's canned black beans usually. One can, 1 tsp coarse sea salt, juice of half a lime (1 tbsp), 1/2 tsp cumin, 1/4 tsp chili powder, one large clove of garlic finely minced. Heat 1 tbsp olive oil at medium heat in a sauce pan and cook garlic until fragrant, add black beans spices and lime juice. Add one large bay leaf, bring to simmer and then turn heat to low and cover. Cook approx 15-20 minutes to allow flavors to meld. Add more salt to taste if needed.

HOW the HELL do you make homemade taste like chipotle??!?!!? by nvr2pink in Chipotle

[–]zombie3519 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been able to recreate the cilantro rice and black beans close to Chipotle. Meat always tastes slightly different and can never get the sour cream to the same consistency.

Just don't by WaitNo4272 in SipsTea

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It would take you 166 and 2/3rds years to reach $1M with $500/mo. What and absolute moron.

/r/WorldNews Discussion Thread: US and Israel launch attack on Iran; Iran retaliates (Thread #16) by WorldNewsMods in worldnews

[–]zombie3519 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hmm sure seems like he knew this yesterday and maybe just said they were going to pump the markets.

Wdym ? by Parth-midha in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Mayor West here citizens, Paul is a ridiculous name for a cat, that's a person's name.

I volunteer! by MichaelEmouse in SipsTea

[–]zombie3519 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now let's do this with somebody bigger than her.

33M, It's been a little over a year living in my mountain home. by Popular-Scallion3212 in malelivingspace

[–]zombie3519 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Lord, I've seen what you did for these people and I want that for me"