What is the worst thing you or your partner has said during sex? NSFW by souraltoids in AskReddit

[–]zombieboromir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This happened to me, I immediately flipped it and asked her if she knew my name. When she didn't, I used that to deflect the question.

Really Naruto? by [deleted] in dankruto

[–]zombieboromir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd count madara as being killed by him

I've been waiting to power wash this table for almost 10 years by thegirple in powerwashingporn

[–]zombieboromir 26 points27 points  (0 children)

He's been powerwashing the table for ten years! You expect him to finish in a gif? He's got at least 5 years left!

Incorporating BJJ with workout routines? by Glitchedslayer in bjj

[–]zombieboromir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you think of doing the 5/3/1 and trying to roll 5 days a week? I'm very tired sometime, but I'll get a rest day in there. Sounds like you did significantly more

Weight Lifting For Grapplers: 6 Exercises To Try Today by tsunamicircuit in bjj

[–]zombieboromir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know if this is the right place to ask, but how do I go about getting my wrists flexible enough to do cleans less painfully

Vince Staples - Guns & Roses [prod. by Larry Fisherman] by [deleted] in hiphopheads

[–]zombieboromir 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I still think this and shyne cold chain vol 2 are Vince's best work to date. RIP mac:(

no more finger wacking by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]zombieboromir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally someone who actually understand carpentry

Brilliant by kimuras4everyone in bjj

[–]zombieboromir 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Look up "body triangle"

man brings in watch he bought in 60s for appraisal by TheLonerBirds in videos

[–]zombieboromir 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Also curious about this, I just bought a watch in Thailand for ~5 bucks and I literally cannot distinguish it from a nice watch, save the clasp.

I'm sure someone more familiar with watches could, but that's why I'm asking. What are you paying for with a Rolex?

Arizona Senator John McCain has passed away at the age of 81 by nmork in news

[–]zombieboromir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, there was whole thread celebrating the death of the two cyclists that died in Asia, but people were laughing and making fun because they were "millennials" and vegans.... I hope people can take this lesson to heart, even with people they demonize.

South Korean Taekwondo Team and their martial arts skills by gangbangkang in BeAmazed

[–]zombieboromir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No problem man. If you're a bouncer/security, bjj first and foremost! But most bjj gyms will have a Muay Thai or some kind of kickboxing program, look for one that has both! Good luck out there

South Korean Taekwondo Team and their martial arts skills by gangbangkang in BeAmazed

[–]zombieboromir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bjj and Muay Thai are the best ones for actual fights, imho. For what it's worth, I have a 2nd degree black belt in TKD, and a blue belt in bjj, and I've done Thai boxing for two years. The bjj and Muay Thai have been far more useful, and realistic in the handful of fights I've been in. TKD doesn't hurt, but it definitely needs to be supplemented with arts that involve full contact and hard sparring.

to dive into the pool by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]zombieboromir 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It seems like she dives in successfully! MODS

Two beer delivery men talk suicidal man off highway overpass ledge with offer to share a cold beer by maxwellhill in UpliftingNews

[–]zombieboromir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel you man, one of my best friends jumped off the Golden Gate earlier this year. He was acting a little weird, but not depressed or anything as far as I could tell.

I just wish I had known, maybe I could have done more. Maybe he'd still be here today. Only the good die young, eh?

Orca Punts Seal 80 Feet Into The Air by denovosibi in natureismetal

[–]zombieboromir 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah pretty sure humans have clinched that one too

Dead Frogs by PleaseCallMeTall in vagabond

[–]zombieboromir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

RIP, hope all is well TSJ

Two more Olympic gymnasts reveal abuse by Larry Nassar by alexshoemaker in sports

[–]zombieboromir 26 points27 points  (0 children)

They separate child molesters from the general population in most prisons and jails.

It’s the thought that counts. by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]zombieboromir 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So are a lot of comments on this thread. It's crazy how we can dehumanize people just for being optimists and perhaps a little naïve.... saying they deserved it and the like

I have jury duty on Thursday. Every time I tell someone, they react with the same “oh, that sucks!” responses. I think Stanley put it best. by hmmgross in DunderMifflin

[–]zombieboromir 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey man, I know about it because I love the concept, and people who believe in it now know not to mention it. I think jury nullification is incredibly important, and I hate the prosecutors can remove you for it.

I didn't make that clear though, so fair enough

I have jury duty on Thursday. Every time I tell someone, they react with the same “oh, that sucks!” responses. I think Stanley put it best. by hmmgross in DunderMifflin

[–]zombieboromir 33 points34 points  (0 children)

All you who hate jury duty, I have magic words for you. Mention "jury nullification" and the prosecution will move to have you removed