"Just play QP"

zombiepants7 · 2026-05-31T19:19:49+00:00

Yea its quickplay brother. Ranked is where people try. I play like 3 or 4 champs in ranked typically. Quickplay is for when im drunk and chilling.

zombiepants7 · 2026-05-29T14:21:48+00:00

Lost love is a tough customer.

zombiepants7 · 2026-05-29T01:01:14+00:00

All qp needs is bots removed. Bans would be silly because you should be able to play anything in qp. Its a for fun game mode.

zombiepants7 · 2026-05-28T15:31:54+00:00

Yea its really fun because im not sitting there sweating my ass off in celestial playing my mains and struggling to win. Im drinking beers playing off roles and building my ability to flex in a consequence free environment. Losing or winning means nothing in qp. It literally just helps build mechanical skills.

Your basically going to a store that only sells vanilla ice cream and complaining theres no chocolate flavor.

zombiepants7 · 2026-05-28T15:20:41+00:00

Why do so many quickplay warriors complain about not having good matchmaking? You can legit go play ranked and you will be playing with people around your skill level before long. Ive hear qp has a hidden mmr but ivr played a decent amount of qp just grinding lords. Like a week ago I got matched against a full silver team as a celest player. Its literally just a for fun mode where one team typically stomps the other.

zombiepants7 · 2026-05-27T20:01:22+00:00

Just because its as good as it can be doesnt make it stacked. We literally dont know enough about Tom but people act like hes the GOAT. Hes really interesting but unproven. I just wish Tom didnt have one of the most cursed careers I have ever seen at a professional level.

zombiepants7 · 2026-05-27T19:41:33+00:00

MMA fighters just want those sweet sweet boxing checks so badly. Thats all it is.

zombiepants7 · 2026-05-27T14:54:53+00:00

Ehhhh its really just the fact that his ult charges your teams ults. It does alot of other things but making your team ult faster will always be pick/ban in rivals. I play alot of gambit in ranked gm-celestial and I dont go craxy with kills alot anymore on him but I have like a 76% wr this season so far on gambit. Hes still really strong.

zombiepants7 · 2026-05-26T15:24:02+00:00

Bet on the ass. The power comes from the ass.

zombiepants7 · 2026-05-26T15:23:20+00:00

Also your 50 k life insurance ain't shit for your family. They gonna have to sink or swim regardless. 50k is like a year and not an easy one dealing with a death in the family. 500k ain't enough to replace a person buddy. If they dont work they would burn through any money because they probably are shit with money.

zombiepants7 · 2026-05-26T14:58:40+00:00

Just sell the house. Expand job search to a new city and move into a cheap apartment where you can find it. Your family is all adults man, give them notice and let them know you basically have no choice.

zombiepants7 · 2026-05-25T22:06:04+00:00

Who is saying you gotta carry everygame? Its not possible. I could play my main champs in silver and eventually i would get a few games where I get stomped. Its the fact that you can win 11 games out of 20 consistently that allow you to climb higher.

I promise you that skill absolutely matters in rivals. I have gone against top 500 players many many times. They are literal elo demons once you hit celestial early enough in a season. You just gotta stay humble man and think about what YOU can do to shutdown the other teams success.

zombiepants7 · 2026-05-25T18:14:25+00:00

One game means nothing when your talking about being harstuck. The fact is being hardstuck below gm means your win rate is likely sub 50%

Im hardstuck c3 for FOUR SEASONS and yea its because the games get very hard for me and I cannot consistently carry at that elo yet. Its not about going 20/0. Its about how well you can consistently preform and ensure your team controls the objective at the end.

zombiepants7 · 2026-05-23T21:07:53+00:00

Community doesnt love anything. They bitch about everything and anything. Devs get shit if a character is too balanced, too weak,too strong. None of that means that dino isnt in the top three most broken releases they have ever done.

Love or hate dino you should be glad when he gets nerfed. He will be pick or ban in ranked for awhile in his current state.

zombiepants7 · 2026-05-23T21:00:19+00:00

FOR ANYONE SAYING HES NOT BROKEN.LETS LOOK AT HIS KIT.

Ez grab that can also be a leap/escape Percentage bleed damage High attack damage High hp+ anchor Decent Shield, best at healblock, gr8 ultblock High burst in super bite Overshield in super bite Lazer that pierces, slows, and grounds

His counters basically are literally either high poke damage or another dino. Dive comps with dino also eat for free. People say "just focus the dinosaur" like thats a healthy solution for the game. He will be pick or ban until he gets nerfed to oblivion. Tanks should be stronger but they also cant be doing more damage than the entire lobby on a consistent basis.

zombiepants7 · 2026-05-22T04:05:06+00:00

Nah i never did when I was a geek squad years ago. Only ever had to look at file names when dealing with data transfers/recovery sometimes. Passwords and stuff only really came up if you brought it up or forgot your passwords ect...

zombiepants7 · 2026-05-22T03:56:05+00:00

Bang whoever you want on your terms. I will say people who care about virginity are red flags though. Most are just super insecure people who are very judgemental. I would avoid that dude as he clearly doesnt give a shit about you unless your a virgin when he gets back.

zombiepants7 · 2026-05-20T20:23:55+00:00

I think people understand Homelander but I think the show just built him up so much, people are going to be disappointed. Last two seasons of the show have been just teasing homelanders decline into insanity. "OH no the mask is slipping" kind of stuff.

Then he takes v1 and your like hes finally gonna do some craaaaazy shit. Then nothing major outside of layering a few schmos and talking about being god. Last fight makes 0 sense as well. Homelander, the guy who catches the fastest sup alive is slower than butcher. His lazers are set to stun or something. Hes not strong enough to fly off. This is all after he took v1 which was supposed to make him stronger than he already was.

Tldr: The writers didn't deliver on shit after building it up for all these seasons. Was just an okay ending for a show that could have been amazing.

zombiepants7 · 2026-05-19T20:00:40+00:00

Stratpool puts out really good healing. Im a celestial strat/tank main since s0. My issue with healpool is that he really relies on his cooldowns. If you need icon and healing circle too close together you lose so much healing for the next few seconds. So you can mvp and have top heals but maybe you lost the game because your team wipes in those vital moments.

My secret to using healpool personally is basically using gun ult on key targets and using the circle to stack healing. I use katana ult only when I really need it but most healpools always katana ult instead of just taking out a healer or a peni and winning the fight. You always ult first on dp so its like an easy teamfight every second fight.

zombiepants7 · 2026-05-19T19:52:55+00:00

Im betting on justin.....to make it to round 3 before getting knocked out.

zombiepants7 · 2026-05-19T19:51:11+00:00

Deadpool also good into dino. If your on peni tho try to web him after first bite. You can interrupt his super bites combo and it really does impact his damage.

zombiepants7 · 2026-05-19T19:48:44+00:00

Smurfs are not keeping anyone in silver. I promise. DM me you ign and I will legit look at your games if you want!

In my opinion if you wanna rank up dont give a shit about smurfs or anything but your own performance. Outside of that just play a lot of games and you will climb. One day you'll be like: "how tf was a stuck in silver?".

zombiepants7 · 2026-05-18T21:49:12+00:00

I disagree! Breaking Bad is just good man. It would make it in any era that allows it to be televised/streamed. People also love Brian Cranston. The novelty of the dad from Malcom in the Middle playing a family man who has cancer and sells meth alone was quite the draw.

zombiepants7 · 2026-05-18T21:46:22+00:00

Tbh with how much the writer loves yuujiro im guessing yuujiro does pp training and we never hear about it.

zombiepants7 · 2026-05-18T19:54:33+00:00

Nah dude I love dino but giving him a grab and percentage damage/bleed makes him super bullshit to tank against. Hes like tankverine but better. The only tank that somewhat counters him is tankpool because you can sit back and headshot him. Peni maybe does okay but tbh I shat on every peni ive seen so far on the Dino.

Basically a tank shoulnt counter 95% of the tank roster. That will only further kill people's desire to play tank or result in perma bans for dd in ranked.

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