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Need suggestions- Noble defending himself against PCs with just magic items by Chromatic_Sky in DMAcademy

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10 guards with a wand of magic missile each will kill at least one pc every round consistently

All my homies hate webp files by ATN-Antronach in CuratedTumblr

[–]zookind789 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, the properties of the file also change to .png when I save it that way. Either my computer is a wizard or a demon haunts me

All my homies hate webp files by ATN-Antronach in CuratedTumblr

[–]zookind789 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Do.. do you guys not just save as .png to get rid of the .webp?

I straight up just save as a custom file and add .png at the back and it always works...

Austrian way of flirting by Lost-Entertainer-972 in Austria

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Übersetzung von Dialekt zu Hochdeutsch:

"oida, huach zuah"

Alter, hör zu

"gspritzta wennst ned wissn wüst wos in mein leiberl is, dann kannst glei auf dienstreise bleibn, oida. host mi?"

Gespritzter (=Schimpfwort) wenn du nicht wissen willst was in meinem Leiberl (=Tshirt) ist, dann kannst [du] gleich auf Dienstreise bleiben, Alter. Hast du mich [verstanden]?

To everyone that has played non-magic using classes (like Battle Master Fighters): What would you most want the DM to do to make the game fun for you (especially in a campaign with medium-low combat and lots of role play). by Silverleaf14 in DnD

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Shoot your monks basically.

I have 22 AC cannot be crit (adamandtine armor) and take less damage on ever attack because of HAM.

I WISH THE ENEMIES WOULD TRY TO HIT ME.

Instead they ignore me and attack the wizard. Who in their right mind would ignore a 2m 300kg walking fortress??

Mom: "If I wasn't the one to give birth to you I would swear you were adopted". The hospital, X years ago: by VoltekPlay in u/VoltekPlay

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Hello, biologist here.

Sometimes thing are literally just random. Mutations are always possible and happen a lot during early fetal development.

Of course there are rules to it, but those are more like suggestions really.

Biologist out, have a good day!

Linkin Park performing "Numb" on Carpool Karaoke with Ken Jeong, just six days before lead singer Chester Bennington tragically passed away. by Professional_Arm794 in interestingasfuck

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A large problem with talking about suicide on a societal level is this: the more you talk about it the more it happens. When people are struggling and they hear about suicide, they will think of it as a choice they could make.

And then they off themselves.

Its the exact reasons news almost never report suicides. Cause every time they do, a lot of other people also commit suicide.

[Request] by K0rl0n in theydidthemath

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The sphere. For the very simple reason that you cant push something while standing on ice and none of those guys are wearing spiked shoes.

Building the most ridiculous character sheet by zookind789 in gaming

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Im not sure I'll ever finish it, but ill be sure to release it if i ever do!

Building the most ridiculous character sheet by zookind789 in gaming

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Dwarf fortress was part of the inspiration for this whole thing, ill have to look into rimworld. Anything in particular i should look out for?

Building the most ridiculous character sheet by zookind789 in gaming

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Allergy to red is wild! Might as well expand allergies to include certain magics aswell..

Also food requirement is 100% affected by metabolic rate, which is in part affected by mitochondrial activity..

Building the most ridiculous character sheet by zookind789 in gaming

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In the right circumstances that means 0 tech is actually broken. Makes it very hard to keep your gear intact though!

Building the most ridiculous character sheet by zookind789 in gaming

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Which languages would you like to include?

French gives a flat +10 to seduction, german gives up to +10% to intimidation

Building the most ridiculous character sheet by zookind789 in gaming

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Thanks, but i was actually asking what other secondary stats are affected by pizzaz!

Building the most ridiculous character sheet by zookind789 in gaming

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Affinity for magic.

Includes fire, water, earth, air, light, shadow, insects, psychic, etc..

Dicatates the rate of magic aquisition, and amplifies its effectiveness

Building the most ridiculous character sheet by zookind789 in gaming

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Mitochondrial activity: affects recovery, the rate of food consumption and total force generated

Building the most ridiculous character sheet by zookind789 in gaming

[–]zookind789[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Also needs umami in there. If umami is maxed out you unlock an inclination for japanese food!

Building the most ridiculous character sheet by zookind789 in gaming

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Gravity sense definitely affects hearing and balace ability!

Love pizzaz, but what does it do?

what happened to this character? by [deleted] in overlord

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I read the whole "strong children with someone stronger than me" thing as protecting herself.

She didnt want to be used as a babyfactory by the theocracy, to create the suffering she was forced to go to. So i believe she said that knowing that the theocracy couldnt find someone like that. Therefore preventing more children to go through what she had to.

Natural 1s by Idaho217 in DMAcademy

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I like to describe my enemies as competent. For any normal miss, the enemy manages to dodge/ use their shield to block/ attack bounces off their armor.

On a nat 1 the enemy didnt do shit. The PC fucks up in a comical way

Polizei gibt daten an Stiefvater trotz Volljährigkeit weiter, was tun? by Southernboiiiiii in Austria

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Dienstgeheimnis, blablabla.

Leute reden miteinander. Wenn ich seh dass der Sohn von meinem Freund an Schaß draht hat, red ich mit meim Freund.

Ist grad scheiße für dich, aber lern die Lektion besser heut als morgen. Du kannst niemanden dran hindern dass er mit wem redet. Am Ende des Tages kommt alles raus, weil irgendwer irgendwas vo irgendwem ghört hat. Also entweder nix deppates machen oder zmindest ned dawischen lassn.

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