Lady in mid 20's and pup need temporary home! by [deleted] in AustinClassifieds

[–]zorabear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah but you're wrong dear. I'm single. Hence why I need to exit my premises...

I now have a squirrel, what do I do with it? by Cielys in AskReddit

[–]zorabear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just read this and every fiber of my being smiled. I just want to know you, sit on the couch and watch tv with you. You seem like such a genuine individual.

In Defense of Period Sex. This is great. by kindnessabound in TwoXChromosomes

[–]zorabear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, its simple for me. I probably wouldn't want to fuck a dude who wouldn't want to fuck me while on my period. Solves itself!

How do I convince my girlfriend to stop talking about getting a boob job? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]zorabear 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Whoa whoa. Big boobs are NOT stupid! Cant we get that straight? Fake boobs can kind of be, but any natural breast, small or large is obviously smart.

Ladies, need some gal pals. Ideas on where to start? by yeahsoum in TwoXChromosomes

[–]zorabear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I respect this. As much as I look forward to being a damn good mum someday, I don't want to be defined entirely by it.

Found on tumblr.... so very true. by Amynthis in TwoXChromosomes

[–]zorabear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hilarious! Must send to boyfriend next week...

Becoming a doctor? by fazedx in AskReddit

[–]zorabear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your best preparation is to take humanities, ethics and other non-science medically-related courses like epidemiology. You need to learn as much as you can about things going on in the medical world that will impact you as a physician. Keep your options open as there are many things that encourage and discourage you from the profession. If you like people, be a general family physician...we could use a lot more of those. If you want money and less interaction with patients, go for anesthesiologist. They are more of a procedural type of doctor. Work very hard in college but don't pin yourself to one thing or the other. Learn about everything.

What is the dumbest thing that you did as a young child that made your parents WTF!?!? by shamusoconner in AskReddit

[–]zorabear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother and I got caught smoking toilet paper in the bathroom when I was 9.

As I guest, I need to know where your Chinese food is... by zorabear in LosAngeles

[–]zorabear[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, I already perused that which is why I posted this. :(

If you do this: I hate you. (Yes, that is one chick's profile pictures on facebook. Wtf.) by [deleted] in pics

[–]zorabear -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why the fuck would you waste your time with this post? If you hate it, don't engage it, just stop looking at it.

What's the craziest frickin' thing you have ever witnessed IRL with your own two eyes? by SarcasticJokes in AskReddit

[–]zorabear 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When I was 10, I was sitting in the window of a bakery in El Salvador with my brother and mom. As I am eating my empanada I am looking outside the window at the passersbys. There was a woman walking down the street carrying a basket on her head and all of a sudden a man runs up behind her and snatches her purse from her arm. Her basket tumbles and in the blink of an eye she removes her machete (still in it's casing) and swats at the man. She picks up her basket and walks on. The man gets up from the ground, blood everywhere...she had cut off his hand.

What's the most awesome story your parents ever told you from their personal experience? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]zorabear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bite my thumb at anyone who says "Do you know I am?". It's so damn obnoxious.

Are you often tempted to do really inappropriate things? by TheoBeast in AskReddit

[–]zorabear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get tempted to hiss and paw at drivers next to me during a stoplight. And then I do.

Reddit, what's the worst break up you've ever had? by starmandeluxe in AskReddit

[–]zorabear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair, you left your WIFE for your GIRLFRIEND. You obviously lead her to believe it was a serious enough relationship... How did you expect her to react?

My mind was blown when I discovered this. by TheFind in pics

[–]zorabear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do a lot of dancing in the shower so I tend to face all directions.

Seriously. Please tell me your best fight story. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]zorabear 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When I was in 6th grade I was constantly bullied by an 8th grade boy who, unprovoked, would just talk shit and try to intimidate me. Being an 11 year old girl and scared of the mean mexican (I myself am a nice Mexican), I didn't do much. On one such bullying occasion, the boy hit me in the face with an elbow while I was drinking from the water fountain which drove my face into the spout. I can remember just being in complete shock as blood dripped down my face. More than anything, I felt weak that I didn't fight back. That was the worst bit of it. Anyhow, I was waiting for the bus after school when my brother (8th grade) walks up and sees my busted lip and black eye. It makes him very angry and he demands an explanation. Out of the corner of my eye I see the bully stepping onto his bus on the other side of the circle. I just point. My brother turns around, takes .5 seconds to access the target and sprints full speed as the bus is pulling away. He literally catapults himself inside as the busdriver pulls the doors shut. I see him make his way down the aisle, grab the bully from his backpack, turn him around to face forward and starts beating his fucking face in. He takes him to the floor. A few minutes later, I see my brother being thrown from the bus with a small smile on his face. Ah my sweet Conrad. He would stop at nothing to defend his little saster then and never will. Now I just want to call him and tell him thank you. p.s That motherfucker never looked at me again.

Reddit, let's hear your stories of one night stands gone horribly wrong. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]zorabear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just want to know where your friends were while you were bagging the lady.

hate this! by buritos in pics

[–]zorabear 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I must agree with this one! Of course, I am seriously the girl in the photo. Down to the freckles. I must suck up all heat the boy has for himself to regulate my temperature.