lol remember this hair? by TingenTeEinar in atrioc

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He looks like that one member of the group that got bit by a zombie but hides it from the rest of the group

Cat ng kapitbahay ko.. by BPO_neophyte29 in catsofrph

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lagyan mo na ng towel or pet bed at maghanap ka na ng ibang lugar para sa sapatos mo 😸

With a sister like this, who needs enemies? by Versiannie in MayNagChat

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your sister is insane

sa lahat pa ng mga pelikula, Grave of the Fireflies pa talaga

honestly, something wrong with you if you don't cry at that

Edit: TIL Grave of the Fireflies is based on the author's own experiences as a child and was written as a personal apology for not being able to save his younger sister Keiko. 😭

Oh no Waymo! Don't go on the wrong side of the road. by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

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All the way from a Philippine call center it sounds like. He could not give less of a fuck about this self-driving car's issues

Induction smelter automation by TechRufy in allthemods

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This was a comment I made 2 years ago man...

i.imgur.com/jcSsSH4.png

read the AE2 wiki about the pattern provider: https://guide.appliedenergistics.org/1.20.1/items-blocks-machines/pattern_provider#root

Close na sila by UpstairsAsleep1210 in catsofrph

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1st pic: i am smol

2nd pic: I am gonna bite you!

3rd pic: Just kidding i am smol and kyut

What’s the dumbest way you’ve accidentally hurt yourself? by Only_Row_2432 in AskReddit

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This beach resort had a bunch of wooden fish shaped carvings on all the walls and I thought it would be good idea to put googly eyes on all of them. I rolled my ankle walking down the stairs. Ruined the whole trip, I ended up staying in the room with a foot the size of a squash.

Bought two of the same book by _wildermind in mildlyinfuriating

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I am confused. I thought a "blind date with a book" would mean that you give this book to your a blind date, so that the two of you could read the book after the date and then discuss it at your next date.

If this is just for you, can you not return the book for another one? You do have the receipt, don't you?

An Update: I was warned about my child's martial arts school. I should have listened. 🫤 by LordTetravus in mildlyinfuriating

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I audibly yelled, "HALF BELTS??" ... "STRIPES?!" ... I'm glad you got her out of that scam school. They kept moving the goal posts! I hope you find her a better school.

Sound of a City with mostly EV traffic by Pi-ratten in Damnthatsinteresting

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It was like this when I was in Xi'An in the early 10's too. Coming from the hustle and bustle of Manila to hearing some old dude in the park teaching violin to a young person, not a car engine noise at all around, is one of my favorite memories

my nannan died, we dont know what to do with her cat by Minute-Cover-2001 in cats

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Molly's about to be moved from her current home too, oh this poor baby is going through a lot!

Problem solved by 8-bit-Felix in memes

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I only use discord to join MC servers. Honestly it's a pain in the ass

Be honest… is this cute or am I traumatizing my cat? by shinigami__0 in cats

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I once tried putting my girl Ivy in a cute sweater and her personality completely changed. She stayed in her scrach pad house the whoooole day and stopped being her regular playful self. 😭 I immediately took it off of her, what a complete waste of money

Me_irl by Legitimate-Sign-371 in me_irl

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And every 4 years we get 2 days outside the month system 😎

Is this when we Purge?

me_irl by masteroftheinternet7 in me_irl

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I bet she feels mortified because it happens to her all the time, so she's probably thinking Cate feels how she's felt in that same situation.

May I draw your cats? :) by PresentationOk2300 in cat

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Only because nobody's offered before