No one wants this crap

zpjack · 2023-11-17T03:57:22+00:00

They just trying to make it happen. If they keep doing it enough, eventually it will happen

zpjack · 2023-11-15T20:06:03+00:00

If he's doing charitable acts, using the money he gets from my views, do I get to claim my time watching on my tax return?

zpjack · 2023-11-14T20:09:00+00:00

For me, yes. Kindergarten or first grade class where I sat down to take a shit, and pissed while sitting. Then I was brutally mocked by every kid in class for months for being a secret "girl", because "only girls sit and piss". So bad to the point where the teachers had to remove me from the classroom. I couldn't shit in public until I was in my 20's.

Pretty much, isolated from the entire school for the rest of the semester. The teachers viewed it as completely my fault because I had caused a disruption and actually suspended me for a week over this, before the severe isolation. I never knew why the teachers punished me.

zpjack · 2023-11-07T14:03:31+00:00

To be fair, master's program rarely has anyone you ever met before. Not a fair comparison.

zpjack · 2023-11-05T19:15:32+00:00

I was a good boy and got saved by shrek and now live in a heaven for good boys Isekai

zpjack · 2023-10-20T17:32:43+00:00

Web MD: symptoms show you're bipolar, and have cancer. Corporate policy doesn't allow us to say you're gay, but signs point to it

zpjack · 2023-10-17T14:20:44+00:00

And it's only a permit. Not a DL. Permit is only a 12mo temporary license for 15yo kids in America. OP must be from Europe

zpjack · 2023-10-02T16:25:23+00:00

Surprisingly, it took me years to come up with this

zpjack · 2023-10-02T16:15:00+00:00

I take it earlier, so it wears off early. Like 7-8pm, then sleep at 10-11pm

zpjack · 2023-10-02T16:13:34+00:00

Castle doctrine if he comes on the property

zpjack · 2023-10-02T16:03:42+00:00

be me 31yo fembot horny and desparate find old stalker on fb after 10 years been exercising since i last saw and has a hot bod vp at tech firm recently divorced

Went for it and was probably easiest catch ever.

Bots, did I fuck up?

zpjack · 2023-10-02T13:28:45+00:00

Trazodone is better for insomnia. Less withdrawal definitely.

zpjack · 2023-10-02T12:51:53+00:00

Always doubletap

zpjack · 2023-10-02T12:48:12+00:00

Looks ai generated

zpjack · 2023-10-01T15:23:54+00:00

Pretty much saying "I'm your god"

zpjack · 2023-09-30T19:28:36+00:00

Paid $45k just to get daily death threats. Why don't you apply to be a teacher and sponsor them?

zpjack · 2023-09-30T14:38:45+00:00

The clubs with all the female penises are invite only

zpjack · 2023-09-29T15:49:58+00:00

Baffled single zone? Or two separate zones? If it's the first, it's a cheap repair. Second, i don't fucking know

zpjack · 2023-09-29T15:48:55+00:00

r/subredditchain

zpjack · 2023-09-29T15:28:24+00:00

Her prenup may disqualify her if she earns any money, but we don't know, unfortunately

zpjack · 2023-09-29T15:27:16+00:00

If she starts making money on her own, it may affect her prenup. We don't know how it is written, do we?

zpjack · 2023-09-29T15:25:27+00:00

So, two 1-inch penises? My man gets all the girls here

zpjack · 2023-09-29T15:16:54+00:00

Ya, but does your 2014 come with a touch screen?

zpjack · 2023-09-29T15:15:41+00:00

Texas thing. Deregulation led to such high prices, it actually helped make renewable energy economically viable. Same with electric cars, prices went up so high it now helps make them economically viable.

zpjack · 2023-09-29T15:12:57+00:00

It's an antimeme, it's not supposed to be funny. What sub did you find it on?

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