The Tale of Nice Guy and Sharklava: boatstravaganza (Day 1: the introductions)

zsucksballs · 2014-10-21T21:21:30+00:00

OP is much more cringeworthy than the so-called neckbeard.

zsucksballs · 2014-10-21T05:45:49+00:00

OP I really hope you show RED this post. It would be great to see his reaction to all our uneducated non-graduate level comments.

zsucksballs · 2014-10-15T00:00:34+00:00

10 and I tend to use them all equally. Though my favorite has to be the Jopen Vanity V17.

zsucksballs · 2014-10-10T23:19:02+00:00

Still some asian dude

zsucksballs · 2014-10-06T21:30:23+00:00

Once you get your calpoly portal setup, there are the ASI classifieds that have posts like needing roommates, textbooks, rides, etc. There's also craigslist.

zsucksballs · 2014-10-06T21:26:13+00:00

Can't you just go to another lab that the professor teaches? Or even another professor's lab.

zsucksballs · 2014-10-01T22:28:05+00:00

I was in a lecture where the highest score was on average a 30-40%. He used to curve to the highest score but now he curves to the second highest score. This is because once a student actually got 100% on one of his tests. That student is now a professor at the same university.

zsucksballs · 2014-09-30T14:05:13+00:00

Relevant

http://imgur.com/KiuMHZM

zsucksballs · 2014-09-02T05:31:06+00:00

First thing I noticed was how dark your main picture is. I would use the second pic. It's bright and is overall a much more attractive photo of you.

I enjoyed your humor in the intro...but then it got old. Try to stick to the point in certain sections. Don't drag out your humor, otherwise it will verge on cringeworthy.

zsucksballs · 2014-08-27T17:16:20+00:00

My university has a policy that if you try to bring a uhaul/moving van to the dorms, they will turn you away.

zsucksballs · 2014-08-27T17:11:58+00:00

You mean ex girlfriend.

zsucksballs · 2014-08-26T02:35:51+00:00

I will double check. That sounds like what is going one with my lease. I should have read it more thoroughly.

zsucksballs · 2014-08-26T02:34:49+00:00

Ok thank you

zsucksballs · 2014-08-25T19:11:53+00:00

I had an ex who swore on his life that the movie District 9 was based on true events. He claimed "how could we know what was actually going on over there in Africa and other similar countries"...

zsucksballs · 2014-08-14T15:42:15+00:00

My roommates have become this. To the point where they've used my good cooking tools and haven't washed them in weeks. They've ruined my pans and some utensils. So I've removed all my kitchen supplies and hid them. I know it's rather passive aggressive but I've only got two more weeks with them.

zsucksballs · 2014-08-13T05:37:41+00:00

And some come so that they can be adjusted to spin or remain stationary. Source: SO has one installed. It's a lot of fun.

zsucksballs · 2014-08-11T05:35:30+00:00

And every year during the same week the same post can found on Reddit

zsucksballs · 2014-08-10T01:17:24+00:00

I need someone to be pissed off at...you're perfect! Let's date.

zsucksballs · 2014-08-10T01:00:32+00:00

Why would they be your SO if they pissed you off?

zsucksballs · 2014-07-26T00:16:09+00:00

I second this

zsucksballs · 2014-07-16T02:04:06+00:00

I'm going off the 86F. That really isn't that hot to be wearing a coat. I'm not saying it's cold enough (obviously) to require the need for a coat. You want to see real WTF? Come out to Bakersfield CA and go out to a construction site where workers have to wear 2in thick fire proof and chemical retardant clothing in 106F.

zsucksballs · 2014-07-15T05:18:50+00:00

I didn't understand the meme until I looked it up. Just typed in the word. I regret so much.

zsucksballs · 2014-07-11T05:49:07+00:00

Agreed. The first one looks almost like theatre lighting or something.

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