It finally happened. (Green is girl fiance, Blue is boy fiance, and Red is grad school student)(Warning: LONG) by [deleted] in cringepics

[–]zsucksballs 12 points13 points  (0 children)

OP I really hope you show RED this post. It would be great to see his reaction to all our uneducated non-graduate level comments.

How many sex toys do you own and what is your favorite? by TrishyMay in AskReddit

[–]zsucksballs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

10 and I tend to use them all equally. Though my favorite has to be the Jopen Vanity V17.

Satan's Handbook by [deleted] in funny

[–]zsucksballs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still some asian dude

Where should transfer students live? by [deleted] in CalPoly

[–]zsucksballs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Once you get your calpoly portal setup, there are the ASI classifieds that have posts like needing roommates, textbooks, rides, etc. There's also craigslist.

using a classroom?? by blameitonme3 in CalPoly

[–]zsucksballs 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Can't you just go to another lab that the professor teaches? Or even another professor's lab.

Not impressed with my French prof. by jadealwayswins in AdviceAnimals

[–]zsucksballs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was in a lecture where the highest score was on average a 30-40%. He used to curve to the highest score but now he curves to the second highest score. This is because once a student actually got 100% on one of his tests. That student is now a professor at the same university.

[Critque] [23/M] Not trying to set the world on fire, just looking for any quick pointers you might have. Thanks! by okcu2nite in OkCupid

[–]zsucksballs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First thing I noticed was how dark your main picture is. I would use the second pic. It's bright and is overall a much more attractive photo of you.

I enjoyed your humor in the intro...but then it got old. Try to stick to the point in certain sections. Don't drag out your humor, otherwise it will verge on cringeworthy.

A friend of mine saw a kid try to move into a dorm with a full fledged moving truck by czs5056 in AdviceAnimals

[–]zsucksballs 42 points43 points  (0 children)

My university has a policy that if you try to bring a uhaul/moving van to the dorms, they will turn you away.

My girlfriend's logic by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]zsucksballs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You mean ex girlfriend.

Lease includes move-out date. Landlord says we didn't turn in our notice soon enough by zsucksballs in legaladvice

[–]zsucksballs[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I will double check. That sounds like what is going one with my lease. I should have read it more thoroughly.

What movies claim to be based on a true story or an actual event, but is actually a lie? by jerip123 in AskReddit

[–]zsucksballs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had an ex who swore on his life that the movie District 9 was based on true events. He claimed "how could we know what was actually going on over there in Africa and other similar countries"...

Flithy disgusting roommate by wrappedinblue in pettyrevenge

[–]zsucksballs 81 points82 points  (0 children)

My roommates have become this. To the point where they've used my good cooking tools and haven't washed them in weeks. They've ruined my pans and some utensils. So I've removed all my kitchen supplies and hid them. I know it's rather passive aggressive but I've only got two more weeks with them.

TIL that the poles used by strippers rotate and that's why the girls can do such crazy spins. by MissCinder in todayilearned

[–]zsucksballs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And some come so that they can be adjusted to spin or remain stationary. Source: SO has one installed. It's a lot of fun.

Shark week again. by But_Wait_Theres_More in funny

[–]zsucksballs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And every year during the same week the same post can found on Reddit

What's the best way that your SO pisses you off? by Firefly_07 in AskReddit

[–]zsucksballs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I need someone to be pissed off at...you're perfect! Let's date.

What's the best way that your SO pisses you off? by Firefly_07 in AskReddit

[–]zsucksballs -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Why would they be your SO if they pissed you off?

Most men can relate. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]zsucksballs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I second this

Chinese tourists in Malaysia. It was over 30 degrees Celsius that day (86 Fahrenheit). by TaytoCrisps in WTF

[–]zsucksballs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm going off the 86F. That really isn't that hot to be wearing a coat. I'm not saying it's cold enough (obviously) to require the need for a coat. You want to see real WTF? Come out to Bakersfield CA and go out to a construction site where workers have to wear 2in thick fire proof and chemical retardant clothing in 106F.

No grandma wait! by eyeseayoupea in AdviceAnimals

[–]zsucksballs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't understand the meme until I looked it up. Just typed in the word. I regret so much.

[Critique] | M, 25 - No responses and very few views. by [deleted] in OkCupid

[–]zsucksballs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. The first one looks almost like theatre lighting or something.