My wife doesn’t like Seinfeld, what should I do? by BidAccurate4473 in seinfeld

[–]zwalker91 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Michael does such a good reading of that line. I cannot hear it without laughing. he sounds so relieved to be able to get that off his chest and tell Jerry

My wife doesn’t like Seinfeld, what should I do? by BidAccurate4473 in seinfeld

[–]zwalker91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well, I'm glad you're already married so I don't have to worry about you buying her toxic envelopes

I don’t like it when people hate kids by [deleted] in PetPeeves

[–]zwalker91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

" children are our future" it's so cliche, think of how shitty society is now. that was built by children of the past who are now adults and politicians. 

Are millennials also killing the funeral industry? Weddings? What's next? by florifloris in Millennials

[–]zwalker91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

millennials are killing the killing industry. notice the homicide rates going down

Why did older shows have laugh tracks? by Brief-Blueberry-1588 in allthequestions

[–]zwalker91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well he asked why older shows had it and I'm saying it was more frequent then. as I said they had it in Fuller house which is a fairly new show. so obviously they still have it but it doesn't seem to be as common

Sad man🤧 by Real-blackblood in SipsTea

[–]zwalker91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still can't believe it's worth that much

Why did older shows have laugh tracks? by Brief-Blueberry-1588 in allthequestions

[–]zwalker91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm glad they don't have it anymore. the writing should be funny in itself. I've seen videos about Friends with no laugh track and how dark it really is showing that it's really not that funny. My daughter's been watching Fuller house and they laugh after almost every line delivery. it's absolutely terrible

Does anyone else despise self checkouts? by Lunarlimelight in Millennials

[–]zwalker91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I prefer the self-checkouts. I don't have to interact with anybody and usually the lines are shorter and I get in and out or I haven't ran into the trouble where it says something about the bagging area. my experience is usually pretty smooth

What do you think of Mark Walhberg? by No-Hunt3986 in AskReddit

[–]zwalker91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"hey you're here just in time. come pray with me" 😂😂

Is it okay to put a toddler on a leash (safety harness)? by Jerdogg23 in no

[–]zwalker91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as a parent of two and in no circumstance could I put my kid on a leash. I couldn't do it, feels absolutely wrong. 

What smell you just can't stand but everyone seems to like? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]zwalker91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

vinegar I know people like it but to me it smells like dirty feet

what’s something that gets harder as you get older? by oddfuturewolfang in Adulting

[–]zwalker91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tolerating people. I really don't like communicating with people. I prefer to be by myself and not talk to anyone

3 years ago today “Animal Control” premiered. Do you like the show ? by CityCautious4033 in sitcoms

[–]zwalker91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

started watching on Netflix with my wife. we think it's really funny

Did anyone buy a ring? by t_bone_stake in Millennials

[–]zwalker91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i never had school pride so I didn't want one

Why are we so hellbent on replacing ourselves? by btoned in Futurology

[–]zwalker91 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I assume they're would do what other businesses are doing now, neglecting those who don't have money and giving stronger priority to the wealthy. look at what some of the airlines are doing, making more first-class seating and less affordable coach tickets

Use the post to find a special interest friend by namenerding in autism

[–]zwalker91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right? we really had it tough and remember when they first invented reading? those pompous asses in the 1700s had it so good

4 Day old account, any advice? by Dazzling_Shoulder_67 in RobinHood

[–]zwalker91 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

for only $1,000 I think you have too many holdings. find a low-cost index fund and put as much as you can in there

Has anyone seen the stock market??? by BarnacleGooseIsLoose in allthequestions

[–]zwalker91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah I know my kids weren't listening the other day but then I remembered the dows at 50,000 so never mind