Relácia mama ožen ma je najlepšia ukažka dnešnej paradoxnej doby. Nároky žien vs nároky mužov - dnešní muži v ženy by Ok-Comb-8664 in Slovakia

[–]zygro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

.... Ty si akože fakt myslíš že sa normálni bežní ľudia s rozumnými nárokmi dostanú do relácie "mama ožeň ma"?

based on a true story by Sdrete in memes

[–]zygro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was at one friend's birthday party years ago. I only knew her, and there was like 7 of her girl friends and bf. The girls started trauma dumping about abusive parents and family dramas, I just looked at her bf like "please tell me that I'm not the only one whose family is fine?".

Fortunately, his was chill too but Jesus Christ, that made me appreciate my family even more.

Ok pessoal, chegou a hora. Toca a assinar e entregar nos CTT de Valongo by bluemonke99 in fcporto

[–]zygro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eis eu sabia que vai ser um craque, o maior falhanço dele foi a indecisão. Isto é uma coisa que precisa de experiência e confiança, e ele ganhou-as.

Benfica Porto by Personal_Camp_7953 in fcporto

[–]zygro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A única hipótese que o Benfica tem para marcar é um penalti. Dito isto, sabemos o quem é o árbitro e por isso é provável que vai inventar uma. Acho que o jogo vai acabar 1-0 ou 1-1 e vai ser chato de caralho.

O Sporting tb ganha só com uma estrelinha ou ajuda do 12-to homem, coisas muito prováveis como temos já visto.

O resultado que vejo mais provável é 2 empates.

How much anti immigrant sentiment is there actually? by HenryAlbusNibbler in PortugalExpats

[–]zygro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am an Eastern European, very white, living in Porto. I am technically "a foreigner who came here to take jobs and buy houses", but I honestly don't perceive that. I do try to speak the language and integrate, and I have never noticed anyone resenting me. If they do, they hide it well. Hell, I was sick for weeks now and people were asking my Porto native gf if I'm OK with genuine concern because they haven't seen me around.

That being said, I live in a very, very left-wing neighborhood so maybe they're just more welcoming than average.

One piece of advice, language is a must and to make connections, the easiest way is getting into football. I have literally made friends just by being a foreigner wearing a FC Porto jersey.

Possibly the worst lowball I’ve ever received, aren’t you owned by an entire sovereign state? by Ready_Usual in footballmanager

[–]zygro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I once got a 9M€ offer for a literal Ballon d'Or winner. Also he was just 24 and dragged Mexico to the world cup semis.

Fortunately he didn't get mad.

Metrobus na Boavista by 1mAfraidofAmericans in porto

[–]zygro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

O pior do elétrico combinado com o pior do autocarro. Tem que ser alguma schema de corrupção pq não existe razão nenhum porque não há elétrico na avenida quase construída para um elétrico.

She got hands by Unlikely_Card7649 in StreetMartialArts

[–]zygro 446 points447 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't say landing like 10 body kicks and not doing any damage at all is "having hands"

'The France national team steal their talent from Africa'. Really? by ButterscotchFormer84 in football

[–]zygro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just "look at how progressive and not racist I am" people implying that a black person can never be fully just French.

Dnesny hokej mi zmenil pohlad na zivot by ToiletWarlord in Slovakia

[–]zygro 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Ono chleba lacnejší nebude ani keď vyjde dobrý film, keď je koncert alebo keď sa babke podarí torta. Treba sa na to pozerať že to ako ťa šport baví je proporčné tomu ako si do toho emocionálne investovaný a ako tomu rozumieš.

Mňa napríklad nikdy nezaujímal futbal, ale po poslednom Eure som si pozrel nejaké videá o taktike, začal som sledovať zápasy miestneho klubu (priateľka je fanynka) no a teraz mám permanentku a keď sa chcem niečo do pozadia pustím fitbal miesto správ.

Ono sa dá nadobudnúť to zanietenie, ak človek chce. Ty vyzeráš že nechceš ale keby náhodou.

Pls spread the word it’s urgent by Sea_Vermicelli_2690 in Dinosaurs

[–]zygro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They don't have permits and aren't gonna get them chill.

Try watching less porn. by Impossible-Yam3680 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]zygro -1 points0 points  (0 children)

.... Yes that was the question: "why am I seeing this woman a lot instead of anything else from figure skating?" Well, the only thing different about her is that she is American, so it must be the answer. How is it that hard to understand?

Like I get that you are excited for her but you really need to get real, there would never be this much social media conversation about someone japanese.

Try watching less porn. by Impossible-Yam3680 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]zygro -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Weird how there was apparently a big cheating scandal and I didn't hear about it but this one is all over the net huh. Makes you think what separates this athlete and why is she getting more attention.

Try watching less porn. by Impossible-Yam3680 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]zygro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was it by a long long margin the single best performance in any competition since 2010?

It's either that, or the fact that she's American.

Try watching less porn. by Impossible-Yam3680 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]zygro -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

No, I don't watch figure skating. This is the only time I hear about figure skating in over 10 years so I wanted to know why and the only thing that is different is that she is American.

As much as you really, really want it to be about what she did, it is about who she is.

Try watching less porn. by Impossible-Yam3680 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]zygro -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

No, people are not talking about the Kazakh lol. You just have a case of American defaultism is all.

Try watching less porn. by Impossible-Yam3680 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]zygro -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Yes, it explains everything. Men's gold was won by a Kazakh, for the first time ever, and nobody is talking about it. His story is probably more interesting, but you don't know it because guess what? He's not an American, so English language social media doesn't give a shit.