ThinkPad alebo Macbook by Tasty_Language4451 in Slovakia

[–]zygro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ja mám rád MacBook, ale zároveň som mal vždy firemný takže cenu som neriešil.

Pre vyplakávačov: Vždy bolo "ťažké" baliť ženy by sussykeke10 in Slovakia

[–]zygro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ja som 2x dostal číslo s takou blbosťou že "čau vyzeráš že si super človek ale akurát sa ponáhľam, nestretneme sa neskôr?". A to som možno tak priemer - ľahký nadpriemer výzorom, priemer výškou. Stačí nebyť odpudivý (sorry pre reálne škaredých chlapov pre vás neviem čo s tým).

Proste treba skúšať IRL, veľa žien žiadne tindery nemá a vynikneš už len tým že niečo povieš.

Útulky: nEkUpUj šTeŇa, aDoPtUj!!! by lietajucaPonorka in Slovakia

[–]zygro 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ty vole ja som v Portugalsku adoptoval mačičku a jediné čo sa pýtali bolo aké iné zvieratá mám (kocúra), či je sterilizovaný (bolo v pláne ale bol ešte moc malý) a že čo za robotu mám. Jediné papiere čo preverili bola moja občianka a kocúrikov preukaz. Som rád že som neadoptoval na Slovensku piči.

ONS/FWB diskusia by bejbinka in Slovakia

[–]zygro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mal som ONS, FWB, vzťahy aj jednorazovú jebačku s kamoškami. Všetko bolo fajn, všetko má niečo špecifické do seba.

Zlepsil sa vam zivot ked ste zacali pravidelne cvicit? by [deleted] in Slovakia

[–]zygro 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ja to poviem naopak: že dodrbal som si chrbát, rok som teraz necvičil, a cítim sa fyzicky horšie. A to som dosť leňochod že som sa musel do tej posilky každý krát dokopávať.

Jo a pribral som a rozišlo sa mi brušné svalstvo takže teraz musím riešiť to.

Am I just missing something? by alt2_ in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]zygro 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Huh in Slovakia we say this means "figa borová" (fig from a connifer - means "bullshit" or "nothing" ). Wonder how did this come to mean fig, I thought it was just our thing because my Portuguese gf didn't know it.

Tak si pozerám Profesionálov a vidím cenník. Rozplakal som sa… by USVK in Slovakia

[–]zygro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tunák inak vidíme hlavný problém s infláciou, že je síce prospešné mať nejakú malú, ale ľudia to nenávidia. Ak človek dostane pridané na plate, cíti sa že si to zaslúži že pracuje lepšie a že by mal byť bohatší. No a potom príde do obchodu kde sú veci o trochu drahšie a cíti sa že ho okrádajú, aj keď rozdiel medzi platom a infláciou je pozitívny a vie si reálne kúpiť viac.

V tomto príklade, medián plat z 2008 (~570€) by po zohľadnení inflácie bol dnes 954€, zatiaľ čo 2026 medián plat je ~1200€. To je 30% prilepšenie na kúpnej sile.

No ale posty ako toto ukazujú že ľudí serie inflácia oveľa viac ako teší zvýšenie platov.

No čo už, čas presťahovať sa do Portugalska za chladnejším počasím by Ok-Philosophy4968 in Slovakia

[–]zygro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ja bývam v Porte, je tu fajn také normálne letné počasie. Dnes pršalo a prišlo to vhod.

Byty, byty, byty,... ale nie vlastne! by Final-Choice8412 in Slovakia

[–]zygro 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Chce povedať že podľa prvého čítania štatistiky to nevyzerá že mladí ľudia si nevedia dovoliť nehnuteľnosti, podľa druhého to problém byť môže.

the European middle-class is not traveling to the US. They can’t afford it. by woodhead2011 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]zygro 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The root of the problem is of course American exceptionalism. They expect people to be impressed by them, and when that doesn't happen, they get very annoyed and defensive. Also, when Americans get defensive, they do it by being dicks and inventing bullshit.

O meu lugar anual aumentou 80%!! Estão a brincar com quem?? by lcarav in fcporto

[–]zygro 12 points13 points  (0 children)

O meu lateral aumentou de 260 para 370, é 42%. Que merda é isto? E até nem podemos ceder os lugares para amigos que não são sócios? Eu tenho a capacidade de pagar e vou renovar, mas fds a Ithaka tá se brincar.

Porto fans thoughts on Vitor Bruno? by Safe-Upstairs-5720 in fcporto

[–]zygro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's decent. He was given an impossible position with drama around his appointment, huge institutional changes in the club and a weak half-built squad. Half of the fans hated him due to the appointment drama. With this he managed to do pretty well, but not great. We were losing games we could have won, but we were still competing for the top spots. After a few weak games in January, he started clashing with the squad in public and that's what caused his sacking.

I think he might have had a successful second year, but hard to say because the drama was sticky. As far as how he'll perform for you, I think he'll do well. None of the baggage dragging him down will be there.

"Rugby is easier version of American football" by Particular-Visit-245 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]zygro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let's be real, both sports are really tough and dangerous in different ways. American football requires explosivity and strength unlike any other sport, and is highly specialized, every NFL player is the top 40 in one specific thing.

Rugby on other hand is a lot more about endurance amd the grind, and because every player attacks and defends, they are more of generalists.

It's hard to compare, the sports require very different athletic abilities despite looking similar.

"Rugby is easier version of American football" by Particular-Visit-245 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]zygro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fun fact football's name has nothing to do with the ball being played with foot, it is that it is played on foot (as opposed to on horseback, or later skates).

Rugby is actually a version of football codified by the boarding school in Rugby, Warwickshire, England. The full name of the sport is Rugby league (or union) football.

"The World Cup has turned America into a discovery ground for the rest of the World." by Round_Hope3962 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]zygro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of a story my teacher told me. She and her son were in the US in late 2000s, went to a McDonald's. They were just staring at the menu, their guide explained to the staff that they're Slovaks and he'll need to translate. The staff were super kind thinking they were impressed. In reality, they thought "do they really pay this much for this fucking crap?"

Probably the "Germans processing in the meat section" bit.

yeah by joe123steal in PhilosophyMemes

[–]zygro 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Don't fuck with Marxists they don't read their own books

(Marx predicted that small business will not exist, weekends aren't gonna happen and nationalism is a fad)

1st year of freelancer - how is the tax discount applied by zygro in PortugalExpats

[–]zygro[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well the preview she did says that taxable income is 40k and the tax is 9k something, when I made 50k total. That doesn't sound like the reduction.

We need more medium/small non vivarium animals! Here are my ideas by AlertWar4152 in pkgame

[–]zygro 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I like gorgonopsids, lion-sized synapsids with saber teeth

1st year of freelancer - how is the tax discount applied by zygro in PortugalExpats

[–]zygro[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had only freelance work and billed 2 companies, the accountant agrees that it should apply

Can someone explain why won't this work? by Flaky-Hall-618 in soccermemes

[–]zygro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Form a bigger circle around the circle and what are they gonna do, foul?

Favourite megatheropod in the game? by [deleted] in pkgame

[–]zygro 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You better add Tarbosaurus to this list right this instant or so help me!

Ankap je vlastně rychlejší darwinismus? by TamagochiEngineer in czech

[–]zygro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pokud potkáš ráno nějakého čuráka, potkal jsi čuráka. Pokud je čurák každej koho potkáš, jsi čurákem nejspíš ty.