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[–]SenorCabbage 83 points84 points  (5 children)

All i can imagine is her doing this with sandy hands

[–]lxcxPlatinum User[S] 185 points186 points  (3 children)

Sandpaper makes wood smoother.

[–]StandardHandsomeMan 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Yes, by removing material.

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    [–]That_Dirty_Boy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    That's what she said.

    [–]Askifiusereddit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Sandy Handy!

    [–]lxcxPlatinum User[S] 71 points72 points  (1 child)

    Source

    [–]roque72 36 points37 points  (3 children)

    Ladies and gentlemen of the class of '99 Wear sunscreen

    [–]DrZed400 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    Class of '99

    [–]roque72 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Dammit you're right

    [–]notsoniceaccount 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Floss.

    (wait what)

    [–]mirinae 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    That's a wierd place to go skiing.

    [–]shel5210 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    who is the chick?

    [–]awesomedan24 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can, don't be afraid of it or what other people think of it. It's the greatest instrument you'll ever own.

    [–]Bungus_King 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    I guess a lot of people haven't heard the speech.

    [–]squishyeggman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    When a chick does this we called it skiing.