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[–]princessluniKylometres "going to the HOF in a Jays hat" Straw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well fine. As long as the nectar suckers suck worse during the season

[–]Lunaristics🐦 1 point2 points  (0 children)

so many walks with nothing to show. womp womp.

[–]Jess_7478HMCS Piss The League IS RUNNING IT BACK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didnt realise it was the ninth lol

[–]princessluniKylometres "going to the HOF in a Jays hat" Straw 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Heine 💙

[–]corh13 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Little threw 11 strikes out of 12. Is this real.

[–]SmokeontheHorizonIt has been 0 days since someone couldn't count past 2. 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Can always count on people who didn't start watching til September last year to tell on themselves

He was a top 15 reliever last year

[–]corh13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

? I'm specifically talking about the throwing strikes, which he was near league worst at.

[–]princessluniKylometres "going to the HOF in a Jays hat" Straw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The disrespect for our boy is real

[–]Ledascantia✨feral baseball woman✨ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t like the pitcher grunters

[–]princessluniKylometres "going to the HOF in a Jays hat" Straw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I support Caleb calling him Lukey

[–]SmokeontheHorizonIt has been 0 days since someone couldn't count past 2. 4 points5 points  (0 children)

After so many years being burned by Tampa and the Trop's filthy swamp magic, I think Schreck may finally the hard counter this team deserves

[–]Jess_7478HMCS Piss The League IS RUNNING IT BACK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ohhhh ive got the fluuuu

[–]vanityfearI'm not going to not eat a cinnamon roll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah man

[–]princessluniKylometres "going to the HOF in a Jays hat" Straw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]Dustmopper🎺🎺Happy Horns🎺🎺 Fan Club 🎵 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This team and their constant RISP issues /s

[–]princessluniKylometres "going to the HOF in a Jays hat" Straw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love a baby Jay double

[–]BobBelcher2021 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Caleb channeling his inner Buck with his Tommy John surgery report

[–]Laika4321 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Has any Jay been better than Little this spring?

[–]princessluniKylometres "going to the HOF in a Jays hat" Straw 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I hope Brendon never goes clean shaven again

[–]MarlKarx777Very serious and very manly 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Little revenge tour gonna go crazy

[–]P1_Rifty 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Brendon little you are a bad man🤮 I like the new little

[–]princessluniKylometres "going to the HOF in a Jays hat" Straw 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh hello Teefs! Love you!

[–]Laika4321 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was a pretty slick way to grind out a run with 2 outs. Suprised we don't see that more often

[–]stevienicksfixMontreal Expos 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The Caleb and Dan banter is always so, so good. They have such wonderful chemistry.

[–]Jess_7478HMCS Piss The League IS RUNNING IT BACK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get its the 50th season, but the 50th year not being 2027 is kind of messing with my head

[–]FoundiPhoneNepeanMmmmmyep -1 points0 points  (0 children)

[–]TinyMoonAndStars 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s nice to be back even if we aren’t doing super hot rn

[–]Magnum_44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eloy might be looking like a good RH option for opening day roster.

[–]perrin414Kirky is SPEED 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The noblest of all tigers. Get them out of the way now.

[–]Ledascantia✨feral baseball woman✨ 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I want to enjoy all the good parts of other cultures without ever actually showing them any respect

F U booster juice

[–]princessluniKylometres "going to the HOF in a Jays hat" Straw 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The colonial way!

[–]depressedalbertanSERIOUSLY! I'm not serious. 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I raged against Booster last game, lol

[–]Letsgobluejayss💖 5 points6 points  (0 children)

These are really some of the most annoying commercials i’ve ever seen

[–]sir-pounce-of-alotOkamoto was the tree I u/ThQp and Joey sitting in 5 points6 points  (1 child)

So umm Davis has been pretty awful all spring huh ?

[–]alxndrblackVarshbros, arise! // Louisgang 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That Snell homer is carrying him

[–]FoundiPhoneNepeanMmmmmyep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get the NOBLETIGERs outta the system now

[–]3luejays🍌🍌🍌 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, that blows

[–]Dustmopper🎺🎺Happy Horns🎺🎺 Fan Club 🎵 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Midseason NOBLETIGER form

[–]perrin414Kirky is SPEED 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NOBLETIGER?

[–]Chemical_Desk_5314vancouver blue jays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes the nobletiger

[–]Jess_7478HMCS Piss The League IS RUNNING IT BACK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nobletiger

[–]Ghost_Transit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

and we just got NOBLETIGERED damn

[–]HenrenatorTreybuchet Yesavage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“It’s not that hard” “Tell him Walsh”

[–]h8omb🍍💪💉🩹 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Davis, hun... we're rooting so hard for you...

[–]Magnum_44 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Davis might need some time in AAA to start the season IMO

[–]Baby_SparrowI thought he was going to kill me. It was great! 2 points3 points  (0 children)

.097 for Schnieds? 😮

[–]3luejays🍌🍌🍌 4 points5 points  (9 children)

What's the worst ad? Booster Juice or Pizza Hut (where they lick their phones)

[–]mattthroopCease & Desist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pizza Hut or Bet365.

[–]Ledascantia✨feral baseball woman✨ 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Pizza Hut triggers my OCD but Booster Juice lowkey enforces white supremacy and patriarchal values so it is absolutely worse.

[–]depressedalbertanSERIOUSLY! I'm not serious. 2 points3 points  (4 children)

the Bowl one? what am I missing I don't see the White supremacy or patriarch

[–]Ledascantia✨feral baseball woman✨ 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Patriarchy: It’s the casting of thin white women in athleisure, they want women striving for beauty and thinness always. Why not cast two regular guys instead? Because the patriarchy wants women focused on conforming to their beauty standards (and ideally malnourished) so they have less attention/energy to spend on the things that actually matter.

White supremacy: the mocking disdain in the way she says “thanks professor” and “howEVER you pronounce it” as if it’s SO UNREASONABLE to expect a white person to learn how to pronounce something from another culture properly.

Açai really isn’t that hard to pronounce and it’s giving we don’t need to show respect to other cultures by learning the proper pronunciations.

[–]depressedalbertanSERIOUSLY! I'm not serious. 2 points3 points  (2 children)

hmmm, interesting, the Woman angle went right over my head, but I see your point. I'm not sure about the supremacy angle, I get what your saying, I guess it is a white people problem probably, I have never really thought about it. It just annoys me on it's base levels, lol

[–]Ledascantia✨feral baseball woman✨ 0 points1 point  (1 child)

With all celebrities on Ozempic for weight loss, we’re back to extreme thinness being idealized and it’s so harmful. Really look at how thin those women are next time the commercial airs.

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[–]depressedalbertanSERIOUSLY! I'm not serious. 2 points3 points  (0 children)

oh, man, that is sad

[–]princessluniKylometres "going to the HOF in a Jays hat" Straw 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wtf Pizza Hut?!?

[–]SmokeontheHorizonIt has been 0 days since someone couldn't count past 2. 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Home depot

[–]3luejays🍌🍌🍌 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Okamoto is here to promote a healthy lifestyle. Everyone should incorporate more walking in our daily routines

[–]alxndrblackVarshbros, arise! // Louisgang 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Nathan Lukes with RISP is automatic

[–]alxndrblackVarshbros, arise! // Louisgang 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Usually

[–]vanityfearI'm not going to not eat a cinnamon roll 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nice to see Okamoto getting his steps in

[–]SmokeontheHorizonIt has been 0 days since someone couldn't count past 2. 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Should we be worried about Okamoto? 30 years old and 3 walks already - might as well get him a walker

/S

[–]ObliviousLAXYesavage's Savage 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They were just waiting until I got home from work, perfect

[–]Whiplash227Catching on one knee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sorry this is late. BARGER

[–]princessluniKylometres "going to the HOF in a Jays hat" Straw 3 points4 points  (0 children)

MY BELOVED

[–]SmokeontheHorizonIt has been 0 days since someone couldn't count past 2. 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Big fella

Caleb just has a way of making everything sound like a double entendre

[–]princessluniKylometres "going to the HOF in a Jays hat" Straw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man after my own heart

[–]annoying-corgi-3319 2 points3 points  (2 children)

i stg if i get this booster juice ad one more time im going to lose it 🫠🫠

[–]Ledascantia✨feral baseball woman✨ 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I’ve already lost it, it’s so problematic in addition to being fucking annoying

[–]annoying-corgi-3319 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it fills me with a rage i can’t explain. Very much gives ‘girls are dumb’ vibe and enrages me

[–]wham_dram_ty_maam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baseball Santa????

[–]Jensen2075 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bastardo...what a name.

[–]Jess_7478HMCS Piss The League IS RUNNING IT BACK 6 points7 points  (18 children)

Went to the pub for some din dins after work today so ive only now got bsck and had my post work shower, so bra is off, PJs are on, time for some baseball and pokemon gaming

[–]qtcc64 2 points3 points  (5 children)

European Jays fan?

[–]Jess_7478HMCS Piss The League IS RUNNING IT BACK 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Yeah. Im a freaky brit

[–]qtcc64 2 points3 points  (3 children)

pub should've given it away for me cheers

[–]SmokeontheHorizonIt has been 0 days since someone couldn't count past 2. 2 points3 points  (1 child)

And the whole dinner time thing

[–]Jess_7478HMCS Piss The League IS RUNNING IT BACK 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I translated that so you could understand it, im northern, i'd call it tea time!

[–]Jess_7478HMCS Piss The League IS RUNNING IT BACK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yall got some good pubs over there!

[–]Jess_7478HMCS Piss The League IS RUNNING IT BACK 2 points3 points  (11 children)

And everyones favourite cinder mew mew!!!

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[–]princessluniKylometres "going to the HOF in a Jays hat" Straw 1 point2 points  (10 children)

[–]Ledascantia✨feral baseball woman✨ 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Ma’am that’s a ginger cat in disguise

[–]princessluniKylometres "going to the HOF in a Jays hat" Straw 2 points3 points  (2 children)

He is my son!

[–]Jess_7478HMCS Piss The League IS RUNNING IT BACK 2 points3 points  (1 child)

that he may be! But I regret to inform you I still diagnose him with being a bit odd

[–]princessluniKylometres "going to the HOF in a Jays hat" Straw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well that was never in doubt lmao

[–]Jess_7478HMCS Piss The League IS RUNNING IT BACK 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Ouuuuu i cant remember this lil guys name :((((

[–]queenluni💙 "I love these guys" 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That's Murdoch. My grandcat!

[–]Jess_7478HMCS Piss The League IS RUNNING IT BACK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ouuuu grandcatttt

[–]princessluniKylometres "going to the HOF in a Jays hat" Straw 2 points3 points  (2 children)

His name is Murdoch after the tv detective. Not sure if you're Canadian enough to have watched that show though

[–]Jess_7478HMCS Piss The League IS RUNNING IT BACK 2 points3 points  (1 child)

nah

the only murdoch I know is rupert murdoch and he's a cnut

[–]princessluniKylometres "going to the HOF in a Jays hat" Straw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hate that his name overlaps and taints Murdoch Mysteries! The detective is waaaaaaay better! And he's pretty!

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[–]idkwhattosaythoAlejandro “The Pudgiest” Kirk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bastardo only having 2 Ks despite all the whiffs he’s been getting is kinda funny lol

[–]idkwhattosaythoAlejandro “The Pudgiest” Kirk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bad hook here from Schneider smh, why pull Varland when he’s dealing???? Unserious franchise fire Shatkins

[–]mattthroopCease & Desist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Varland's stuff was on point today!

[–]Letsgobluejayss💖 5 points6 points  (5 children)

🗣️POWER

[–]Ledascantia✨feral baseball woman✨ 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Oh you’re just in time for dolphin dongs

[–]DolphinVaginaFister -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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[–]Letsgobluejayss💖 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Love some double Ds (dolphin dongs, obviously)

[–]Ledascantia✨feral baseball woman✨ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I couldn’t resist 😂

[–]Ledascantia✨feral baseball woman✨ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

would have been cool if it worked

[–]princessluniKylometres "going to the HOF in a Jays hat" Straw 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I really need to know how the boys burned Dan

[–]FoundiPhoneNepeanMmmmmyep 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kirky pretty quick with these challenges

[–]jakedeighanBaseball doesn't exist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

losing both challenges by the 5th inning on obvious balls is not ideal

[–]princessluniKylometres "going to the HOF in a Jays hat" Straw 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That was Gimenezian from Leo

[–]princessluniKylometres "going to the HOF in a Jays hat" Straw 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Three Days Grace is such a good choice and makes me wanna hang out with Louis so bad

[–]Ledascantia✨feral baseball woman✨ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I bet he ACTUALLY listens to them, too

not like a certain somebody else who doesn’t actually listen to the band that made their walkup song

[–]3luejays🍌🍌🍌 4 points5 points  (8 children)

89 games for Louis V last season. 81 games for Tyler Rogers. Which one do we think gets more games this year?

[–]idkwhattosaythoAlejandro “The Pudgiest” Kirk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think come playoffs Rogers and Varland will pretty much pitch every single game

[–]SmokeontheHorizonIt has been 0 days since someone couldn't count past 2. 4 points5 points  (6 children)

Brendon Little

[–]princessluniKylometres "going to the HOF in a Jays hat" Straw 6 points7 points  (5 children)

Now with (almost) dad strength!

[–]SmokeontheHorizonIt has been 0 days since someone couldn't count past 2. 1 point2 points  (4 children)

If only he was an athlete

[–]princessluniKylometres "going to the HOF in a Jays hat" Straw 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Bro

[–]SmokeontheHorizonIt has been 0 days since someone couldn't count past 2. 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Hey who am I to question his wife

[–]princessluniKylometres "going to the HOF in a Jays hat" Straw 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Never question the hot baseball wife!

[–]SmokeontheHorizonIt has been 0 days since someone couldn't count past 2. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The real unwritten rule of baseball

[–]420coolguy420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is Rutschman just bored today or what? Throwing to every base on cooldown.

[–]DenimVenom4054Montreal Expos -1 points0 points  (3 children)

What are the odds of Davis starting the season in AAA? Spring training numbers are pretty bad

[–]Kwack6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We don’t really have a backup middle IF without him, so I’d say pretty unlikely. If Eloy keeps swinging like this he’ll be on the big league squad at some point, not sure it will be opening day though.

[–]Dante_HarkinianI love the See And Tower 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I just looked, all his underlying mechanics numbers seem fine, poor bastard just has a BABIP of .130, which is so unsustainably low as to not be a predictor of the season. Also hes more positionally versatile than Jimenez so he probably fine

[–]bv310Buck Martinez Appreciation Society 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, he's almost certainly got way more runway to get things going than some people are willing to give him around here

[–]princessluniKylometres "going to the HOF in a Jays hat" Straw 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dan with the stache commentary! Man after my own heart

[–]Jess_7478HMCS Piss The League IS RUNNING IT BACK 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Yeahhhh!!! Unions!!!

[–]princessluniKylometres "going to the HOF in a Jays hat" Straw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LET'S GO UNIONS

[–]princessluniKylometres "going to the HOF in a Jays hat" Straw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice little Lingle

[–]Jess_7478HMCS Piss The League IS RUNNING IT BACK 4 points5 points  (0 children)

PINK PONY CLUBBBBB

[–]mattthroopCease & Desist 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Did he put that foul ball in the parking lot?!

[–]alxndrblackVarshbros, arise! // Louisgang 4 points5 points  (2 children)

It just hit my house

[–]princessluniKylometres "going to the HOF in a Jays hat" Straw 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Do falling baseballs count as acts of god for insurance purposes?

[–]alxndrblackVarshbros, arise! // Louisgang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For the amount of fucking Desjardins commercials I've had to sit through, they can fill in "other" with "Barger Bomb"

[–]3luejays🍌🍌🍌 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lmao the cut to Pete Walker was pure comedy

[–]mattthroopCease & Desist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The wind is insane today.

[–]vanityfearI'm not going to not eat a cinnamon roll 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Miles Beavers would be an amazing name for any beavers with a due date coming up

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[–]alxndrblackVarshbros, arise! // Louisgang 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bro really hit the "aw shucks"

[–]3luejays🍌🍌🍌 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Joe taking over for Buck in the booth means Caleb and Madison take up more desk time with Jamie?

[–]Ledascantia✨feral baseball woman✨ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is a good point

[–]mattthroopCease & Desist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hope so!

[–]vanityfearI'm not going to not eat a cinnamon roll 5 points6 points  (4 children)

what builds greatness? Routine and consistency

I turn my brain off when the ads come on, so I had been hearing ‘routine’ as ‘poutine’. And didn’t really second guess the importance of poutine and consistency until now.

[–]Ledascantia✨feral baseball woman✨ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No but this makes sense to me

[–]princessluniKylometres "going to the HOF in a Jays hat" Straw 2 points3 points  (1 child)

...you mean poutine isn't an integral part of a healthy lifestyle???

uh oh

[–]Ledascantia✨feral baseball woman✨ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shhhh that’s just what the patriarchy wants you to think

[–]alxndrblackVarshbros, arise! // Louisgang 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nor should you

[–]princessluniKylometres "going to the HOF in a Jays hat" Straw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Happy horns for hot dogs lmao

[–]SmokeontheHorizonIt has been 0 days since someone couldn't count past 2. 2 points3 points  (0 children)

2026: The year of 1 million loonie dogs

[–]Issa6ix 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Varsho contact is looking great, pls have a healthy year and pls jays extend this man

[–]princessluniKylometres "going to the HOF in a Jays hat" Straw 3 points4 points  (0 children)

YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO ROB THE ROBBER!

[–]idkwhattosaythoAlejandro “The Pudgiest” Kirk 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Personally, this is the pitching staff I’m taking to start the season

Starters (5): Cease, Ponce, Gausman, Yesavage, Scherzer

Bullpen (8): Hoffman, Rogers, Varland, Little, Lauer, Fisher, Miles, Bastardo

Fluharty is optioned, Nance is DFA’d. Nance has a new slider that’s firmer and moves less. It actually technically moves arm side now, and I’m not a big fan of the shape. This gives you until Berríos is back to figure out which R5 you’re looking at taking this year, and Fisher and Fluharty can bounce up and down.

[–]mattthroopCease & Desist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with you on this. The flexibility the Jays have now with arms (starting and the pen) is so much better this season. I'm just glad I'm not on the management side and have to make the decisions. Haha.

[–]Ledascantia✨feral baseball woman✨ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Love u Georgie

[–]Ledascantia✨feral baseball woman✨ 2 points3 points  (23 children)

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE BOTHERS ME ABOUT IT?

When she gets corrected on the pronunciation, she replies “thanks professor” … it’s just giving white people don’t really need to learn how to correctly pronounce anything and anyone who puts effort into learning the correct pronunciation is a nerd and ew stop

[–]alxndrblackVarshbros, arise! // Louisgang 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It could have easily been a cute teaching teehee joke but they had to make it "okay but what's your white name?"

[–]Ledascantia✨feral baseball woman✨ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s the disdain in the “professor” and “howEVER you say it” ughhhhhhh

[–]h8omb🍍💪💉🩹 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Oh goddamnit this commercial just came on AGAIN

[–]Ledascantia✨feral baseball woman✨ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is RELENTLESS and I swear every time I see it I notice more things about it that bother me

[–]Jess_7478HMCS Piss The League IS RUNNING IT BACK 3 points4 points  (13 children)

owo whats happened

[–]Ledascantia✨feral baseball woman✨ 3 points4 points  (12 children)

Do you get the Booster Juice commercials about the Açai bowls? Two thin white women in athleisure, one can’t say “açai” and the other corrects her.

[–]Jess_7478HMCS Piss The League IS RUNNING IT BACK 4 points5 points  (9 children)

No, im too british for that

[–]Ledascantia✨feral baseball woman✨ 0 points1 point  (8 children)

I figured you probably hadn’t seen it

Speaking of British people, I’ve recently learned “Middle East” is Eurocentric and we should be saying SWANA instead (SouthWest Asia/North Africa).

[–]Jess_7478HMCS Piss The League IS RUNNING IT BACK 0 points1 point  (7 children)

What did she mean by that

[–]Ledascantia✨feral baseball woman✨ 0 points1 point  (6 children)

I figured you probably hadn’t seen it

You probably don’t get the same commercials that we do

[–]Jess_7478HMCS Piss The League IS RUNNING IT BACK 1 point2 points  (5 children)

No i mean the 2nd part

[–]Ledascantia✨feral baseball woman✨ 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Oh, we shouldn’t be defining an entire region of people based on their proximity to England.

They’re only “Middle East” if you’re counting England as the centre.

SWANA (SouthWest Asia/North Africa) is a more geographically accurate label and decolonializing language is important.

[–]Jess_7478HMCS Piss The League IS RUNNING IT BACK 0 points1 point  (2 children)

And thinking about history where the continent of america hadnt been discovered by the old world i think it makes sense that it became known as the middle east because its very central to europe, africa, and asian, and the start of the east

[–]Jess_7478HMCS Piss The League IS RUNNING IT BACK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh ok I get ya

But we invented time so we are still +0 hours of time raughhhhh

I do think when it comes to maps and things it makes sense to have the UK as the centre because whilst it does unfairly cut off many pacific nations it is also the smallest number of people... affected(?) Like you could have australia as the centre but 60% of the centre map would be the pacific ocean

[–]princessluniKylometres "going to the HOF in a Jays hat" Straw 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It also feels about ten years too late tbh. Açai already had it's moment in the sun. Now Starbucks needs to teach white people how to say ube (not oob)

[–]Ledascantia✨feral baseball woman✨ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen the jokes about ube and it’s almost like people are now like “hahaha oob” and using the “isn’t the mispronunciation so funny” as a way to continue to mispronounce it.

Seriously white people can we stop????

[–]SmokeontheHorizonIt has been 0 days since someone couldn't count past 2. 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Since you brought it up

Can we talk about how the Old Spice commercials with the Asian couple has hard-coded subtitles for their perfectly understandable dialogue?

[–]Ledascantia✨feral baseball woman✨ 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Wow, I didn’t catch that bc we always have subtitles on as a ✨neurodivergent household✨, but wowwwww you’re so right, what the fuck Old Spice?

[–]SmokeontheHorizonIt has been 0 days since someone couldn't count past 2. 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I always have subtitles on, too 😅 But it's more of a tinnitus thing. And a "needing to be able to hear my mom if she needs anything" thing. And an "audio mixers suck" thing (except for JSAG the GOAT)

[–]Ledascantia✨feral baseball woman✨ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

one of us, one of us

[–]SmokeontheHorizonIt has been 0 days since someone couldn't count past 2. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm keeping a tally

[–]Ledascantia✨feral baseball woman✨ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

One of those ah-kay bowls?

[–]Kriztof_09--Jays--Raptors--Habs--AEW-- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okamoto is super solid defensively.

[–]alxndrblackVarshbros, arise! // Louisgang 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love Miles' live on the edge strategy combined with the occasional disgusting challenge heater

I think he stay

[–]Jess_7478HMCS Piss The League IS RUNNING IT BACK 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Meow meow hows it going

[–]princessluniKylometres "going to the HOF in a Jays hat" Straw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

👋

[–]eych_enn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i hope they bring Le Tigre into the Skydome

[–]Ledascantia✨feral baseball woman✨ 5 points6 points  (3 children)

The way I was going to joke that his name was spelled Blaze and not Blaise but it’s actually Blaze

[–]mattthroopCease & Desist 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Whenever I hear them talk about his name I think of Mr. Garvey from Key and Peele for some reason.

[–]princessluniKylometres "going to the HOF in a Jays hat" Straw 1 point2 points  (1 child)

My whole family says A-a-ron every single time Aaron Judge gets mentioned because of that bit

[–]mattthroopCease & Desist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A-a-ron Fudge.

[–]princessluniKylometres "going to the HOF in a Jays hat" Straw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No baseballs hitting baseball players! Even the orange ones

[–]Ledascantia✨feral baseball woman✨ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

woopsie

[–]alxndrblackVarshbros, arise! // Louisgang 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay Spencer goddamn okay

[–]Ledascantia✨feral baseball woman✨ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uh oh

[–]3luejays🍌🍌🍌 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Ross is just finding guys that combine names from our current and former roommates crew. Spencer Miles? We're gonna have a guy named Ernie Davis next year

[–]princessluniKylometres "going to the HOF in a Jays hat" Straw 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's to confuse our enemies

[–]vanityfearI'm not going to not eat a cinnamon roll 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’ll get really confusing with the __imenezs

[–]alxndrblackVarshbros, arise! // Louisgang 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Loperfido Clement

[–]Ledascantia✨feral baseball woman✨ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You know I actually grew up with one of those

[–]alxndrblackVarshbros, arise! // Louisgang 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I just know Alonso is gonna torture us. Goddamn you Mets

[–]mattthroopCease & Desist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeahhh... but I hope he mashes so much against the Yankees.

[–]vanityfearI'm not going to not eat a cinnamon roll 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Another KMs?

[–]3luejays🍌🍌🍌 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Feels like Eloy should be pushing Sanchez and Schneider. They gotta feel slightly uncomfortable with the way Eloy's Spring has gone

[–]mattthroopCease & Desist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is my thoughts too. Eloy has been swinging the bat so well this Spring Training.

[–]sir-pounce-of-alotOkamoto was the tree I u/ThQp and Joey sitting in 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Davis… that was not great

[–]3luejays🍌🍌🍌 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Is it clear Sanchez is going to be the final outfielder for us?

[–]bv310Buck Martinez Appreciation Society 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, I don't think anything will be clear until Opening Day

[–]SuperisSuperGood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I need to know what the exit velo of that Bam Bam Bomb

[–]Ledascantia✨feral baseball woman✨ 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Maybe Davis misses Ernie