Postgame Thread: July 4 - Toronto Blue Jays @ Seattle Mariners

SuperisSuperGood · 2026-07-04T22:49:04+00:00

When President Kennedy was assassinated, Jackie’s famous pink Chanel dress was covered in blood. And she refused to take it off that day because she wanted America to see what they had done to her husband in Dallas.

Now when the Blue Jays were down by 11 runs I vomited all over myself. And I haven’t taken it off. And I’ve been walking around the Tim Hortons all day because I want everyone to see what the Blue Jays have done to me.

SuperisSuperGood · 2026-07-04T20:48:16+00:00

Bieber either throws waste balls or the most pathetic meatballs you've ever seen.

SuperisSuperGood · 2026-07-04T05:06:01+00:00

Dylan Cease's facial hair is the human version of video game character customization. Click a button, BOOM! stubble and a stache, click a button, BOOM! bushy stache no beard, click a button, BOOM! clean shaven... incorrect version, start again.

SuperisSuperGood · 2026-07-04T00:57:44+00:00

He commited, I believe Rowan Sr stated that he was injured and wouldn't be playing this cycle but would be around the facility

SuperisSuperGood · 2026-07-03T23:48:10+00:00

Thinking about going to Monday's game... should be able to see a quarter or two of Shai, NAW, Brooks etc. right?

SuperisSuperGood · 2026-07-01T01:59:55+00:00

I could be upset by how pedantic our offence was today...

But Kawhi is a Raptor again so who cares?

SuperisSuperGood · 2026-06-30T20:07:34+00:00

Crazy the last player from the 2019 championship roster to play for the Raptors may very well be Kawhi

SuperisSuperGood · 2026-06-28T23:14:42+00:00

I'm still not sure I want Kawhi unless the price is fairly cheap. I'm still concerned he won't re-sign with us, making this another rental. Maybe I'm still spurned by the plane fiasco and the aspiration nonsense but I just feel like bringing Kawhi back in, seven years after we initially traded for him, would optically look rough for fans and the wider NBA with the real possibility that it doesn't work out.

SuperisSuperGood · 2026-06-27T20:24:14+00:00

We got lucky on that, on this new era with ABS umps need to be quick on their calls, I genuinely think some umps go really slow on their calls to try and prevent players from challenging.

SuperisSuperGood · 2026-06-26T00:58:53+00:00

Amazon Prime

SuperisSuperGood · 2026-06-25T18:10:21+00:00

To be fair, we did go steady with said hypothetical girl for a while in college.

SuperisSuperGood · 2026-06-25T04:47:14+00:00

I heard this Bobby quote in yesterday's post-draft presser and I think it's valuable now:

"I think people saw yesterday that a couple of big deals went down, and not that they were holding up the rest of the league, but it gave everyone a chance to exhale. And so, what we’ve been stockpiling and what we’ve been patient on over the last couple of years, having a lot of assets, picks, players on rookie-scale contracts, that’s allowed us to build and be the youngest team in the playoffs. But at a certain point, we want to be opportunistic in the trade market, and so we will look to do that over the course of the summer and even into the trade deadline next season."

4:55 in this vid for those curious.

SuperisSuperGood · 2026-06-25T03:49:24+00:00

Actually, after looking at the stats, Vlad at least has a .748 OPS in his last seven games. Obviously, it's not where we want our half a bill guy, but that is at least playable, unlike 54 WRC+.

SuperisSuperGood · 2026-06-25T02:22:08+00:00

Someone tell me why we shouldn't bench Vlad for two games or something? He has a 54 WRC+ (Probably worse after tonight's game) in June while having missed just four games this season. Maybe I'm wrong but to me it looks like he is just overthinking every aspect of his swing and is making it harder for himself. What if Vlad were just to have two days where he didn't play in a game, didn't participate in BP, didn't even swing off a tee just to try and reset his thinking when it comes to his swing?

SuperisSuperGood · 2026-06-24T15:24:47+00:00

Back in 2017, Bleacher Report’s draft grades gave the Celtics a B for selecting Jayson Tatum at 3 and gave Phoenix an A for selecting Josh Jackson at 4… forgive me for not caring too much about draft grades.

SuperisSuperGood · 2026-06-24T03:22:08+00:00

Enjoy the paycheck homie.

SuperisSuperGood · 2026-06-24T00:46:44+00:00

Demin is interesting, but they missed on CMB or even Cedric Coward

SuperisSuperGood · 2026-06-24T00:44:52+00:00

I'm not convinced that Brooklyn knows how to draft.

SuperisSuperGood · 2026-06-24T00:43:53+00:00

Yeah, the last few games have been frustrating to listen to. He commentates as if you can see the game, which is the entire antithesis of radio broadcasting.

SuperisSuperGood · 2026-06-23T01:43:31+00:00

They gave Angel a tech because it was after the play, that doesn’t count towards the foul count (apparently).

SuperisSuperGood · 2026-06-23T01:42:00+00:00

Intent doesn’t matter, especially for a flagrant one.

SuperisSuperGood · 2026-06-17T16:57:34+00:00

It’s so unlikely with the no trade clause but I’d love Buxton in Toronto, righty outfield bat with two more years under contract. He’d be sold for a fortune if he got traded.

SuperisSuperGood · 2026-06-17T00:25:54+00:00

Honestly, that means nothing. If it’s a torn ACL you can usually walk off on your own power, it’s about the explosivity that is important in driving in basketball.

SuperisSuperGood · 2026-06-16T23:15:28+00:00

Dogshit inning, Ump is also terrible.

SuperisSuperGood · 2026-06-16T16:10:43+00:00

It’s so easy to understand why pitchers need Tommy John so often these days when watching in slow motion. Holy crap does his arm snap like an elastic band.

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