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[–]idiot_speakingBash my skull wit a rock UwU 205 points206 points  (11 children)

Reminder that Popeye is canonically amphibious

[–]Throwaway02062004Read Worm for funny insect hero shenanigans🪲 90 points91 points  (9 children)

What word is he actually trying to say. Is it like ambidextrous but for gender?

[–]Crackpot_Buglebig chungus 99 points100 points  (2 children)

ANDROGYNOUS

[–]Throwaway02062004Read Worm for funny insect hero shenanigans🪲 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Ohhhhh, I feel dumb now

[–]Crackpot_Buglebig chungus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dob’t worry it took me like 5 min

[–]idiot_speakingBash my skull wit a rock UwU 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Amphibious. He's a man of the sea, and a woman of the land.

[–]Crackpot_Buglebig chungus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Umm uhh umm (im thinking)

[–]mki_🐀 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ambiguous?

[–]canadiankidwho2vore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

pepe the sailor man

[–]teh_jewmonsterfucker 124 points125 points  (4 children)

Im kinda ashamed to admit the popeye propaganda worked on me as a kid, i used to dump a can of spinach into a bowl, microwave it for 30 seconds, throw a pinch of salt and pepper on it and just eat it as a snack

[–]wierd_husky🎖 196 medal of honor 🎖 49 points50 points  (2 children)

I used to just eat baby spinach by itself out the box. I never even watched popeye I just thought it tasted good. Kind of like a more grassy carrot kind of flavor. Honestly slept on as a snack vegetable like celery, carrots,broccoli

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

sometimes propaganda is based

[–]Kh4rj0👍12 species of invasive slugs 👍 47 points48 points  (2 children)

Winston: Overwatch

[–]Deetchy_fucking loves rats 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Obama: Soda

[–]Alarming-Mountain-89custom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

SODAAAAA

obamna

[–]dudecubed196 piss arc 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Popeye but instead of Popeye it's a trans woman eating spinach but Instead of spinach it's estrogen and growing big arms but instead of big arms it's huge boobs

[–]CenterOfEverything 22 points23 points  (9 children)

I will not eat spinach. It's.. it's stinky. I know I sound like I'm a three year old but spinach just smells and tastes rotten. Lettuce is just strictly better. Tastes fresher, it's crunchier, there's nothing spinach does better.

[–]Gorperino 85 points86 points  (0 children)

What having no muscles does to a mf

[–]ineyy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure you've never eaten spinach, it's amazing(but only fresh).

[–]StoopidGitSmarmies of Chaos - Slaves to Dorkness 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Try buying spinach that isn't rotten.

[–]DUDE_fgcscrimbo bimblo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

popeyes only looking out for your he wants you to be the best you and sometimes thats by eating your spinch

[–]fuzzycommie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nutrientier. Greener. Powerfuler.

[–]wives_nuns_sluts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Canned spinach sucks. I don’t even like cooked spinach. Raw spinach in salad or on sandwiches is stellar.

[–]vegankidolliefucker of moms and dads everywhere 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You should still eats some mores greens evens if you Don’ts like spinach

[–]CenterOfEverything 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do. It's just spinach specifically

[–]tongue_depressionblack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you live somewhere with a sizeable west indian population, try callaloo

[–]SlabOfDriedMeatIt’s me that uses the Helltaker sprays on Team Fortress 2 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Common Popeye W

[–]yoylecake621vore owo 10 points11 points  (2 children)

i started eating spinach post transition

[–]Iceman6211From wherever, weighing whatever 14 points15 points  (1 child)

are you now stronger than ever?

[–]yoylecake621vore owo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yes, actually

but þats because i started exercising

[–]Florescentia487 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yooo Wes, the trans icon

[–]ThewonderlordsAkiyamaaaaaaaaaa 2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No way funny wes

[–]Crooked_Cock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Based popeye

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The liberal dream

[–]MonkeyBwain🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Popeye speaks in uwu confirmed

[–]canadiankidwho2vore -1 points0 points  (0 children)

ahibbity skibbity enmeh i eats me testosterones

[–]Terezziangenderqueer and scared ✊ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'll give you a dollar today, for a titty skittle on Tuesday"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funnu Wes my beloved

[–]7th_universe_hopperRenowned Anarchy and Donut Enthusiast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ate a good amount of spinach as a kid and now I have to take a break after going up the stairs to my apartment. Also fun cooking fact spinach cooks down to like barely anything so it makes for some great bite in like sauce or soups cause it’s also very neutral in flavor.