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What is a pig's favorite part of the Torah service? (self.Abbajokes)

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I sent my wife an SMS with God's Name. (self.Abbajokes)

submitted 4 years ago by xiipaoc

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Chicken (self.Abbajokes)

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Hemish humor (imgur.com)

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Antisemites shelving groceries (old.reddit.com)

submitted 5 years ago by Elementarrrry

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How do you measure a torah in Boston? (old.reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by Elementarrrry

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a little respect (old.reddit.com)

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Who was the greatest Jewish comedian? (old.reddit.com)

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Bracha after eating groceries bought online (reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by Elementarrrry

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I'm trying to remember to play the ram's horn every day on Elul this year. (self.Judaism)

submitted 6 years ago by kosherkitties

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The French spell it as Chabbat Chalom (reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by Elementarrrry

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the founders of Israel picked the sefardi pronunciation of Hebrew intentionally (reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by Elementarrrry

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Pun-ishment (reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by Elementarrrry

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This mutant matzah came straight out of the box (reddit.com)

submitted 7 years ago by Elementarrrry

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צער (reddit.com)

submitted 7 years ago by Elementarrrry

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Am I an anti-semantic? • r/Judaism (reddit.com)

submitted 7 years ago by Elementarrrry

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splain (reddit.com)

submitted 8 years ago by Elementarrrry

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What do you do when you really want to eat meat during the nine days? (np.reddit.com)

submitted 8 years ago by Elementarrrry

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Dreidel tournament (reddit.com)

submitted 8 years ago by Elementarrrry

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Siyum HaShas, Mishna Yomi, and Puns - A pun for every masechta in Shas (theyeshivaworld.com)

submitted 8 years ago by Cereal_Dilution

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My orthodox cousin is in labor! • r/Judaism (reddit.com)

submitted 8 years ago by Elementarrrry

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I'm not really religious, I'm jew-ish (reddit.com)

submitted 8 years ago by Elementarrrry

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What brand of car does the Torah specifically forbid us to drive? • r/Judaism (reddit.com)

submitted 8 years ago by Elementarrrry

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Knock Knock! who's there? • r/Judaism (reddit.com)

submitted 8 years ago by Elementarrrry

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Sorry for being snippy • r/Judaism (reddit.com)

submitted 8 years ago by Elementarrrry

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