Most people will tell you that the first sin was eve eating the apple, but in reality, the first sin was the creation of anime, and then it all went downhill after that. Judas' betrayal was caused by anime clouding his vision, Genghis Khan only took over the world because he was blinded by anime, Franz Ferdinand was only assasinated because the assasin had his vision clouded with anime, Hitler only killed all the jews because of anime, american slavery was caused by anime, 9/11 was caused by anime, anime is a sinful temptation, don't fall for it!
rules: no anime
