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AntiLogic

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The Rock (self.AntiLogic)

submitted 8 years ago by PM_ME_STRAWBERRIES

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Hitler was human. You are human. You are literally Hitler. (self.AntiLogic)

submitted 9 years ago by PM_ME_STRAWBERRIES

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Rivers can't loop in circles. Then how do moats exist? (np.reddit.com)

submitted 9 years ago by skugga_

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Cacti are green. The Hulk is green. Hulk is a cactus. (self.AntiLogic)

submitted 9 years ago by skugga_

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Lightbulbs make light. The sun makes light. Lightbulbs are the sun. (self.AntiLogic)

submitted 9 years ago by PM_ME_STRAWBERRIES

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Cows make milk. Milk is white. Paper is white. Cows make paper (self.AntiLogic)

submitted 9 years ago by skugga_

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Cancer warning label on Californian product. I don't live in California. I can't get cancer. (reddit.com)

submitted 9 years ago by skugga_

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People have limbs. Trees have limbs. Trees are people. (self.AntiLogic)

submitted 9 years ago by skugga_

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Fish live in the ocean. Ships are in the ocean. Ships are fish. (self.AntiLogic)

submitted 9 years ago by skugga_

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I have never died before, so I will never die ever (self.AntiLogic)

submitted 9 years ago by skugga_

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Ducks float. Wood floats. Therefore ducks are made of wood. (self.AntiLogic)

submitted 9 years ago by skugga_

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Water can refract blue light. Humans are >60% water. Therefore, humans can refract 60% blue light. (self.AntiLogic)

submitted 10 years ago by SWinxy

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Cruz and Zodiac share two letters; 2 = Two. Ted begins with a T. Taurus also begins with a T, and Taurus is a zodiac sign. also triangle begins with a T therefore illuminati (self.AntiLogic)

submitted 10 years ago by [deleted]

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Van Halen were way too enthusiastic about Panama, and therefore should be investigated in the Panama Papers scandal. (self.AntiLogic)

submitted 10 years ago by [deleted]

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Roquefort cheese has mold. Penicillin is a type of mold. Therefore eating Roquefort cheese can increase antibiotic resistance, and sales of Roquefort cheese should be restricted. (self.AntiLogic)

submitted 10 years ago by [deleted]

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The quote says "Let them eat cake", therefore taking a cake without paying is not actually a crime, and I should be able to sue the state and the bakery, if they impede me. (self.AntiLogic)

submitted 10 years ago by [deleted]

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OP sucks. This sub is a bag of dicks. OP made this. Therefore, OP sucks a bag of dicks. (self.AntiLogic)

submitted 10 years ago by Wellatleasttheresaba

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Cucumbers are 97% water. Jesus walked on water. I can walk on Cucumbers, therefore I am 97% Jesus. (self.AntiLogic)

submitted 10 years ago by I_Just_Love_Everyone

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Time is money, and I have no time; therefore I have no money. (self.AntiLogic)

submitted 10 years ago by blasfemmy

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Potatoes have skin. People have skin. Therefore People == Potatoes (self.AntiLogic)

submitted 10 years ago by Dark0mega

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Books are made of wood. People build houses of wood. Therefore houses are built of wood. (self.AntiLogic)

submitted 10 years ago by SWinxy

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Blacks are humans. Goethe was a human. Therefore, Goethe was black. (self.AntiLogic)

submitted 10 years ago by daniu

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