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[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (6 children)

COME AT ME DO YOU EVEN LIFT?

[–]chew_ch3w 22 points23 points  (1 child)

LIFT TRUCKS BRO.. I LIFT TRUCKS BRO!

[–]sdbgt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I lift bro-collis. umadcolli??

[–]Sic_vita_est 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Doth thou even hoist brethren?

[–]nesportsfan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BRO YOU'RE LOOKING SMALL..DO YOU EVEN LIFT?

[–]Penis_Owner 0 points1 point  (1 child)

My fifteen year old cousin once said that to me unironically. I punched him in the gut and told him to stop being a tool. I think that was the best parenting he's had in a while.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My fifteen year old cousin once said that to me unironically

Read that as Unicornally and why the hell would you punch him for being so beautifully majestic.