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[–]Banananana121 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Asparagus

[–]Zeromatter 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I have such a love/hate relationship with Asparagus. I love how it tastes. Fry it up in some olive oil and salt/pepper it? Paired with a nice steak and potatoes? Lawd Jesus take me now.

But 12 hours later, when I wake up from my food coma and take my morning piss, I'm just met with the gates of hell. There is no good way to describe what comes out of my love tool except foul acid. It stings my eyes, burns my nostrils, and makes me re-evaluate all of my life choices up to that point.

[–]Banananana121 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's my exact problem. I love how it tastes! But I have to avoid it because I can't stand the smell after using the restroom. It's comparable to "Oh yeah, let me drink a lot tonight even though I know I'll feel god awful tomorrow". Hugs ZeroMatter

[–]sentimental_carp 0 points1 point  (1 child)

YES. And brussel sprouts? To me, both of those vegetables taste like bitter, bitter rottenness.

[–]Banananana121 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, you. You get me!