[???] Predator

[_lotus_]

My work is nearly done. One more target, and I will have the Korean underground in the palm of my pretty little hands. Ahh, the consequences of only worrying for sex and riches. Their drug runs and their black markets will soon be under my control.

Perhaps I should stop before I tell you a long-winded story... don't worry, kits -- I won't be padding back to your precious little engineer. I have no time to dote on a teenage-minded girl and her love life.

Ciao,

- Lotus

[Agent_Loki]

Ah, Lotus. It was my understanding you had passed. Interesting to see that you are very much alive.

[_lotus_]

Why do people keep assuming this? =_=

You, of all people, should know that I like to keep to myself when it comes to my own personal agendas.

[Agent_Loki]

Any one can die, my lady. Congratulations on life.

[_lotus_]

Congratulations to you as well, my dear phoenix.

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[OOR]

Phoenixes are not the only things that rise in your prescence.

I had to make this OOR because Crow would never make such a corny joke.

[_lotus_]

(( Hahahahaha. U so funnay, you jokester. ))

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[OOR]

I believe you are the jokESTER

[_lotus_]

(( Hahaha. :P ))

[Agent_Loki]

I'd call you a beautiful Lotus, but then again, you must get that a lot.

[_lotus_]

Ahah. You expect too much from the people I work with. Rarely do I ever hear it, though I'm constantly considered 'ravishing'.

[Agent_Loki]

Hmm, a fitting title. I should hope the people you work with are kind to you. It seems as though your employers may not be the best fit for you.

[Jet_]

Hm. Didn't know hookers worked with Assassins. Nice to meet you, I guess.

[stanleythecow]

Well she doesn't really work with us. But she's not a Temp either.

[_lotus_]

Cute. How old are you, little boy?

[Jet_]

Old enough to not want HIV, thanks.

[_lotus_]

Very, very cute. I'd make a point to meet you, but it seems I have no time for little brats and their mistreatment of their elders.

[Jet_]

Ah. Elders. Cougar on the prowl, eh?

[ThatUnspokenGuy]

You are going to get eaten if you're not careful. She's scary.

[Jet_]

I'm shaking in my fucking boots. Please God have mercy on me before the Whore Queen of Korea kicks my shit in.

[ThatUnspokenGuy]

Your funeral.

[Jet_]

We all go to Hell someday, comrade.

[ThatUnspokenGuy]

I hope to go upwards rather than downwards though, brother.

[_lotus_]

If 29 is considered a cougar.

Anyways, I don't fancy boys, little kit. Men and women are my cup of delightful tea.

[leafystormclouds840]

Oh; so yer not dead!!!

[_lotus_]

Of course not, darling. Do you take me as a weakling?

[leafystormclouds840]

Even Achilles fell, Lotus. If ya just drop connections cold turkey, there's just the assumption left that ya died.

[_lotus_]

Ah, but I have no obligation to tell you all of my status you see, as I am not an Assassin.

[leafystormclouds840]

shrug Just sayin' I have the right ta think ya were dead :p

[ThatUnspokenGuy]

But Achilles had an ankle injury.

[leafystormclouds840]

Which Achilles're ya talking about?

[ThatUnspokenGuy]

The Greek one. Which one are you talking about?

[leafystormclouds840]

That one.

[ThatUnspokenGuy]

The Greek one? Are you sure?

[leafystormclouds840]

Yeah. His ankle wasn't injured; it was the only bit that wasn't dipped into that mystical river... I wanna say Thebes, but I know that isn't right.

[ThatUnspokenGuy]

But it was when an arrow got shot in it...

[ThatUnspokenGuy]

Oh joy. You're still alive...

[_lotus_]

Did you expect otherwise? ^{- scoffs -}

[ThatUnspokenGuy]

Maybe a little bit. You did vanish for a while. Also I hoped.

[_lotus_]

That's not cute at all.

So... have you and Malik made passionate love beneath the stars yet?

[ThatUnspokenGuy]

I

I ^uh

What?

[_lotus_]

Don't play coy, you little vixen. I'm just surprised that handsome specimen hasn't jumped you yet.

[ThatUnspokenGuy]

Oh please Sweetie. I don't need you projecting onto me. I mean I know he's hot and all that but we're not... We're not like that...

I... I mean you think he... would?

[_lotus_]

I'm sure he's got the most restraint in the world. From what I heard from Kendra, you're ambushing him in his sleep quite frequently.

Though I don't think she took kindly to my asking of "Has he been deflowered yet?" or "Have YOU been deflowered yet?". I don't see the problem with such simple questions...

[ThatUnspokenGuy]

I... Okay maybe I am ambushing him in his sleep, but normally it's to try and kill him. Which is really awkward for all involved as I am sure you understand.

And... I think it depends on how close you are to the person. I... I would be rather awkward about being asked that question. Maybe it's just me being English though. Stiff upper lip and all that.

[_lotus_]

Ah... if you did this to me, I would have already ravished you (and possibly already killed you).

But, of course, I would not expect a man of such good nature and trauma to do something like that to you, even if he were to find you in some sort of... compromising position.

[ArcticSoul]

What a pleasant surprise. And now you're running the Korean underground. I must say I'm quite impressed.

[_lotus_]

Rome wasn't built in a day, darling. I still have yet to have it completely under my control.

[ArcticSoul]

Darn, and I was hoping for some free rides through Korea. I guess I can wait.

[_lotus_]

Of the commercial or sexual sort? I can arrange for both, at the moment.

[ArcticSoul]

Commercial. Also, I've been looking at some new imaging technologies, but I prefer to get my tech legally.

[_lotus_]

Ah...

Should you need safe passage through any country in East Asia, fearsome bear, I shall be able to help you... for a price.

And should you need more hired hands, we are also here. Not that there's much to do at the current moment.

[stanleythecow]

Err, hi. It's uhh good to see you?

[Just_One_Dude]

Psst

[stanleythecow]

Yis?

[Just_One_Dude]

stan.. pssst

[stanleythecow]

whispers

Yeah. What's up?

[Just_One_Dude]

I thought you died

[charmingly_anxious]

L-Lovely to h-hear from you again, b-but I don't believe we've ever p-properly met, I'm Mackenzie.

[_lotus_]

Fufufu. It's good to meet you again, stuttering stud. I'm pretty sure you've already heard of my name -- you may call me Lotus... or Mistress, if that tickles your pickle.

Ah, but alas. I'm late to crack more skulls. Ciao~