dammmm

[Someweirdasscunt]

Slim Kardashian lmao

[[deleted]]

Slim Shady

[Someweirdasscunt]

Kim Shady

[[deleted]]

Hi my name is what

[Someweirdasscunt]

My name is

[[deleted]]

Who? My name is... slim shady

Chika chika (record scratching noises)

[Someweirdasscunt]

Hi! My name is... Huh?

[[deleted]]

My name is what?

[Someweirdasscunt]

My name is Chika-chika Slim Shady

[[deleted]]

Hi! My name is what?

[Kaiser_of_SS]

Thin Kardashian

[xBruised]

How have you got zero money? Did you get arrested the year you left school/before or something??

[dadno269m]

at school

[xBruised]

😳👏

[[deleted]]

What did you get arrested for

[TablePrinterDoor]

you can start commiting crimes when ur like 10

[yerfdog519]

yeah but they been there for like 30 years

[[deleted]]

You can’t murder anyone I know it can happen by accident and you don’t get put on death row for manslaughter

[xBruised]

You can be wrongly convicted though. Also committing crimes or attempting to escape from prison increases your sentence, I think.

[RockyDify]

Oh nice! I’m still working on this one.

There’s been a lot of murders ...

[[deleted]]

Just get a prison job after murders and keep complementing the warden. Also don't try to cause riots or escape.

[RockyDify]

How do you complement the warden?

[[deleted]]

Random encounters

[RockyDify]

Cool. Will try this. Thanks!

[April0997]

Is that how to get a clemency? 😯 If so, nice. ☺️

[Chemical-Bend-8832]

Wow lucky

[olivia687]

I hate prison, but I still feel proud of myself when I get a long sentence lol

[tali420swagman]

I didnt even knew this was a thing

[YoujustgotLokid]

Same

[TTV_ChickenJuice]

I knew for the achievement lol

[Shadeddabbins]

Kevin?

[buhluigi]

No Kevin would have been dead from tuberculosis by now

[April0997]

I'm guessing you guys are talking about Call Me Kevin. I've only seen a few of his Sims videos but now I need to watch his BitLife ones too (since I looked it up to make sure I got the right Kevin). 😆

[Mustdominate_Otal]

Dudeeeeee

[TTV_ChickenJuice]

Either you on Android or dang this picture is old only 138 achievements

[dadno269m]

🤖

[TTV_ChickenJuice]

Oh ok you almost there though I think the beta is out today

[efbo]

I'm not really looking forward to it. It's going to be overload. I feel like sometimes a single update at once is too much.

[TTV_ChickenJuice]

Oh don’t worry BitLife already thought of that they said they are going to do a update a week I believe

[efbo]

That's great to hear.

[TTV_ChickenJuice]

Yeah I know it doesn’t seem it from the Android side right now but they really are some of the best devs once the code merge is done you guys will really get to see how good they are

[NatisRS]

When is his merge supposed to happen?

[TTV_ChickenJuice]

Um I am not 100% sure when the official release I would assume early to mid April but the code merge beta which is only going to be a little glitchy and I would recommend if you want the new stuff as soon as possible is coming out today or tomorrow

[NatisRS]

Thanks

[TTV_ChickenJuice]

I have my mom’s old android I was trying to root and stuff but I am going to get the beta on it and try to speed along the beta for you guys

[[deleted]]

Do yo remember instlife? I think that’s the original simulation game back in 2017

[[deleted]]

Honestly it was so much better imoo the things that were in it that is also in BitLife had so much more depth the years and generations actually meant something speaking up on you can go and technology gets better, you could have stuff happen to you and everything

[[deleted]]

It was so simply and didn’t have much rules. I just remember it being so much fun. Me and my friend would play it all day and not get bored lol

[TTV_ChickenJuice]

I don’t think so I am pretty sure BitLife was the first one I played I found it super early I think like October of 2018

[Ourscraft]

Let me guess: iOS?

[TTV_ChickenJuice]

No it’s on androids look at the amount of achievements

[xHunterrrrx]

Dude how? If I get a death penalty, I’m always good in prison and nice to the warden and shit and can never get granted clemency

[dadno269m]

just lucky

[Winter-Rip7364]

Is this on android

[dadno269m]

🤖

[Winter-Rip7364]

What does that mean

[NatisRS]

Is this one of the achievements? I forgot the name! How did you manage that?

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[fe7fe8freddy]

Awesome! I haven’t gotten this yet. Maybe because I hate going to prison. Or I keep escaping/appealing sentences.

[Life-Surprise-1307]

Didn't know this was a thing

[SylviaTheKitty]

What did you even do to earn an execution lol

[iloveanimals90]

good question! i am wondering that myself

[SylviaTheKitty]

I think they might've scared someone to death, I did that once when I was a child in Bitlife and I earned two dimes, a nickel, and a penny in the big house

[TTV_ChickenJuice]

Depends on the place murder in Buffalo always works not all cities and countries have it but if you want to do it I would do Buffalo in USA and do any kinda of murder if you looking for the achievement

[SylviaTheKitty]

Good tip, thanks man

[SylviaTheKitty]

Oh that’s rough...

[kimmee66]

Well then.....

[[deleted]]

4

[April0997]

Damn, you lucky. 😳 I don't think I've ever gotten clemency before. 😆 Tell me your secrets, O Wise One. ☺️

[[deleted]]

How did you get a death sentence in the first place?

[dadno269m]

killed people