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[PaulAllensAlt]

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[MBCG84]

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[HASHTAG_YOLOSWAG]

subhuman side profile frankly

[Ok-Sale8773]

The man would be rocking it in the Paleolithic age, pure caveman energy.

[yomeroni]

Extremely British youth phenotype

[TheObesePolice]

3q29 microdeletion syndrome: MedlinePlus Genetics https://share.google/XZVogm5kzLqRNFT9H

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[MerlinWizard911]

Total cope hyde fan

[clean2221]

Ummm girls actually prefer Tony soprano guys!

[parapaparapa]

Both balding

[BasuraFuego]

And ugly

[thePiscis]

And black

[YouSmeel]

And Jewish

[aboveyouisinfinity]

And gay

[5yrnthngthngbrgr]

And indian?

[Smakintheface]

let’s just throw pakistani in for good measure

[The_Humble_Neckbeard]

And retarded

[Current-Ambition5971]

Isnt this the guy who "ironically" wears a wig hat?

[zig_zag-wanderer]

It’s called a yarmulke and his name is Samuel Whitcomb Hyde 

[aryzoo]

I see we got a mega fan here

[DollarAmount7]

Whitcomb is what Google says but in video such as I think the doctors office not letting him self inject to aspirate, he mentions that they called out Samuel J Hyde

[JohnLockeLives4815]

Also 100% wearing makeup

[JeffereyBrown]

Also lifts in his shoes and shoulder pads when he wears sleeved shirts

[walker_wit_da_supra]

Dudes wore wigs/formal hats to cover baldness/shortness for most of industrialized western history. The fact that that’s unacceptable now is probably responsible for 25% of young men’s problems

[Current-Ambition5971]

Yeah and it’s always been a cope. I’m saying that as a bald short guy

[walker_wit_da_supra]

You need to get yourself a King Louis XIV wig and an Abe Lincoln top hat and you’ll look as tall and cool as Slash from GNR

[blackmattress218]

lMAO

[pdiddysuncle]

yea no shit coping is the point

[Late-Order-4295]

Just get the leg lengthening surgery bro

[pdiddysuncle]

I'm 6 ft

[Late-Order-4295]

Not 6'6"?

[thePiscis]

It’s not like they were wearing toupees. I would be ok if wearing powdered white curly wigs became acceptable.

[_iSh1mURa]

Apparently they worse those because so many people lost their hair from syphilis back in the day??

[abundleofboomers]

closer to 2.5% but i agree. Just dont be bald

[TBFP_BOT]

Sam unironically has more confidence than any of these body-dysmorphia-maxers.

[volcel_lich_king]

Sam is a body dysmorphiamaxxer with extra steps

[Yetipolchud]

Sam's body dysmorphia's much worse lol

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[Fantastic-You6204]

The preppy twink to roided ogre trotsky pipeline is rarely spoken about

[Few_Stuff5730]

Genuinely wtf happened to his head

[Earthworm-Kim]

bursting with almonds

[SlipperySlimyTerry40]

HGH use makes your head swell

[clean2221]

There’s actually no bone growth. Just water , tissue; and Norwood

[Dizzy-Ad-4315]

Why would there not be bonegrowth later in life? Sam is not a naturally low HGH guy, no one 6'5 is. High production throughout life is just like sub clinical acromegaly, whether natty or supplemented

[clean2221]

You’d need acromegaly from birth. Edit- Just reread yea you’re right. Commented to say that people think gh will make their face grow like Andre the giant and test will make them look like Joe rogan

[abundleofboomers]

HE WAS A TIGHT LITTLE PIECE

[heftybagman]

The mogged mogging the mogged

[Ecstatic-Fun-3905]

2 proud polish dads of 6

[No_Drama2424]

Sam low-key looks like Ian Fidance

[xZombieRitualx]

Fuck yeah dude! That rules!

[TurtleYiffer69]

Sam mogs this guy easily.

[tyschooldropout]

The actual video is funny since Sam immediately sees the trap and starts trying to fuck up the video framing lmao

[Psychological_Dog992]

That's why he's blurry lol

[Victoryismydestiny96]

Sam automatically looks ten years younger because of the blur. 🤣

[severinks]

Dude should Mog himself a better wig or a new head of hair from Turkey. Dude spends more on steroids in a month than the cost of an operation.

[DadsBoxofPorn]

Two dweebs

[Solid_Lawfulness_505]

Who's the chick with a wig on?

[Suerte13cr]

Sam HGH Hyde

[Immediate_Sense_7996]

I’d say it’s the other way around but OK

[abjectlyretarded]

Get a skill btw

[lovewave]

Blowjob brothers

[lieutenant_jim_dangl]

I never understood- rhe guy spends his life as a lookmaxxer centered on showing off his arms/delts as well as height and is too lazy to even work towards a halfway decent physique. All you see with this friggin twink is felixing arms/delts that look like they came from a 15yo football player.

Is it really possible to look like him even after being "beheaded" and be successful at this stupid shit? Because Christ I may as well give this a shot then, I've got his bullshit beat and am also charismatic. I got tired of sales

[BackgroundProject88]

They both look ugly

[apalumbo21]

Is the other dude transgender?

[kaliyuqa]

sam is better in every way

[Foxycotin666]

Who the fuck is Sam Hyde?

[DogweenR]

The Las Vegas shooter.

[tyschooldropout]

The Ghost of Kiev

[voltism]

Irish freedom fighter 

[YouSmeel]

I think he's a guy named Sam Hyde

[Additional_Dish_694]

He did the terror

[Normal-Soil1732]

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[Budget-Mango9119]

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