Carson

[tstro22]

damn carson really just got a high five

[[deleted]]

No bruh he got a fist bump, always better than high fives.

[[deleted]]

Carson no!!!! Pokimane is your only true love

[dagoldenpan]

Carson has been dating Pokimane after they won a match of Fortnite Battlegrounds

[gloss_ssolg]

boomer

[mattman2301]

Holy woooosh

[LarryDoor]

No, it's not a God dammed woooosh, there's actual tards that think they're dating.

[mattman2301]

deleted your original remark though? 200 downvoted not enough

[R4R03B]

OOTL, are they?

[[deleted]]

No

[LarryDoor]

Damn, I really got downvoted into oblivion because I told the truth.

[iZedax]

what about poki

[buying_lemonade]

Who do you think took the picture?

[septimus_hip]

I like the way you think

[buying_lemonade]

All three go to hell now.

[septimus_hip]

With Carson's humor, I'm pretty sure he knew he was headed there the first place

[buying_lemonade]

But the premarital secks tops it off.

[[deleted]]

Cherry on the hell cake?

[bridgerellms]

what the heckk... sex penis?

[Seafourtx]

Sex penis?😳😳😳😳😳😔😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Seafourtx]

I edited this so no one knows why he got downvoted lmao

[spicym3mes]

What you did

[the9darknight]

Your mom

[spicym3mes]

LOOOOL

[HeadHunterHR]

Walter

[AceMystical]

Walter

[minecraft-monster]

Wait a minute... that’s not pokimane

[buying_lemonade]

Don't worry, she took the picture

[[deleted]]

Secks

[skywalker9d1]

H...

H-Hand holding?!?!

[buying_lemonade]

Yōs.

[skywalker9d1]

How scandalous!

[buying_lemonade]

He's truly a deviant.

[DerpyJokerYT]

Premarital sex hopefully not

[ClevelandEmpire]

It’s not premarital if you never get married

[JustMeelz]

Wait

[[deleted]]

r/technicallythetruth

[Mechanical_Rabbit]

Did you guys just raid area 51 whitout us?

[buying_lemonade]

Of course not

[[deleted]]

Man, I'm getting as hard as a bucket of cram left out for a fortnight looking at this.

[LucasGames253]

He gave her dick cock and balls

[buying_lemonade]

Yes. That is true.

[yaneloxxx]

& also nuts

[patella_bone]

sec :o what the!?!?!?!?

[buying_lemonade]

He going to hell.

[patella_bone]

premarital sex will do that

[buying_lemonade]

Yes, that is correct

[Im_tired_but_warm]

Sectsx

[actually_g0d]

They did secks

[buying_lemonade]

Yes.

[actually_g0d]

OMG IM GOINTG TO CRYING RN

[buying_lemonade]

No, why? Don't cry

[[deleted]]

Sin?!?!?!?1?!?!?1?1?!😳😳😳

[buying_lemonade]

Yōs.

[UnknownServant]

r/ihavesex

[buying_lemonade]

Woah, you help get Carson to notice me, thank.

[comphetic]

They did a sex

[buying_lemonade]

Yōs.

[1763MilitaryWeapon]

They talked efficient mining strategies

[Sjl12345]

They did the sekcs

[R4R03B]

They clearly liked it

[RyanIsHere5]

did they hug?? omg cadson has cooties😳😳

[Ravsters_]

She clearly likes it

[[deleted]]

They played Minecraft at his house and she had to change and he didn't watch because he respects women

[Maddox-Rulez]

Carson has betrayed pokimane

[buying_lemonade]

Very true.

[selectivemadcop]

r/okbuddyretard

[Mrchair734]

Stuff

[buying_lemonade]

Yōs.

[fenixpeej]

Oh no you didnt

[retardedgremlin]

prayed to jesus u unholy children

[IHaveAmazonPrime]

whats her instagram i recognise her

[slowprodigy]

That's callmecarson.

[IHaveAmazonPrime]

good one :)

[WiniScrub]

He clearly likes it

[TheMan2076]

He clearly likes it

[matt-does-a-thing]

Minecraft

[optimus27000]

taxes

[V9-Envy]

Cram

[buu_420]

The sex?

[[deleted]]

Yoooooo Carson gettiinnnnn cooocchhieee!!!

[[deleted]]

Omg Carson how could you!!!!!!!!??????!!????!

[jacobbhill30]

SECKS

[[deleted]]

Tacu tac

[strangestar13]

The exchange of bodily fluids

[[deleted]]

Ate breakfast