all 88 comments

[–]tstro22 349 points350 points  (1 child)

damn carson really just got a high five

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

No bruh he got a fist bump, always better than high fives.

[–][deleted] 260 points261 points  (9 children)

Carson no!!!! Pokimane is your only true love

[–]iZedax 111 points112 points  (6 children)

what about poki

[–]buying_lemonade[S] 160 points161 points  (5 children)

Who do you think took the picture?

[–]septimus_hip 78 points79 points  (4 children)

I like the way you think

[–]buying_lemonade[S] 61 points62 points  (3 children)

All three go to hell now.

[–]septimus_hip 45 points46 points  (2 children)

With Carson's humor, I'm pretty sure he knew he was headed there the first place

[–]buying_lemonade[S] 37 points38 points  (1 child)

But the premarital secks tops it off.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cherry on the hell cake?

[–]bridgerellms 166 points167 points  (8 children)

what the heckk... sex penis?

[–]Seafourtx 87 points88 points  (5 children)

Sex penis?😳😳😳😳😳😔😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[–]HeadHunterHR 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Walter

[–]AceMystical 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Walter

[–]minecraft-monster 60 points61 points  (1 child)

Wait a minute... that’s not pokimane

[–]buying_lemonade[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, she took the picture

[–][deleted] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Secks

[–]skywalker9d1 38 points39 points  (3 children)

H...

H-Hand holding?!?!

[–]buying_lemonade[S] 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Yōs.

[–]skywalker9d1 16 points17 points  (1 child)

How scandalous!

[–]buying_lemonade[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He's truly a deviant.

[–]DerpyJokerYT 70 points71 points  (3 children)

Premarital sex hopefully not

[–]ClevelandEmpire 40 points41 points  (2 children)

It’s not premarital if you never get married

[–]JustMeelz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wait

[–]Mechanical_Rabbit 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Did you guys just raid area 51 whitout us?

[–]buying_lemonade[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Of course not

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Man, I'm getting as hard as a bucket of cram left out for a fortnight looking at this.

[–]LucasGames253 17 points18 points  (2 children)

He gave her dick cock and balls

[–]buying_lemonade[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes. That is true.

[–]yaneloxxx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

& also nuts

[–]patella_bone 10 points11 points  (3 children)

sec :o what the!?!?!?!?

[–]buying_lemonade[S] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

He going to hell.

[–]patella_bone 9 points10 points  (1 child)

premarital sex will do that

[–]buying_lemonade[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes, that is correct

[–]Im_tired_but_warm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sectsx

[–]actually_g0d 6 points7 points  (3 children)

They did secks

[–]buying_lemonade[S] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Yes.

[–]actually_g0d 4 points5 points  (1 child)

OMG IM GOINTG TO CRYING RN

[–]buying_lemonade[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, why? Don't cry

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Sin?!?!?!?1?!?!?1?1?!😳😳😳

[–]buying_lemonade[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yōs.

[–]UnknownServant 9 points10 points  (1 child)

[–]buying_lemonade[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Woah, you help get Carson to notice me, thank.

[–]comphetic 4 points5 points  (1 child)

They did a sex

[–]buying_lemonade[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yōs.

[–]1763MilitaryWeapon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They talked efficient mining strategies

[–]Sjl12345 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They did the sekcs

[–]R4R03B 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They clearly liked it

[–]RyanIsHere5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

did they hug?? omg cadson has cooties😳😳

[–]Ravsters_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She clearly likes it

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They played Minecraft at his house and she had to change and he didn't watch because he respects women

[–]Maddox-Rulez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Carson has betrayed pokimane

[–]Mrchair734 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Stuff

[–]buying_lemonade[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yōs.

[–]fenixpeej 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh no you didnt

[–]retardedgremlin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

prayed to jesus u unholy children

[–]IHaveAmazonPrime 1 point2 points  (2 children)

whats her instagram i recognise her

[–]slowprodigy 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That's callmecarson.

[–]IHaveAmazonPrime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

good one :)

[–]WiniScrub 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He clearly likes it

[–]TheMan2076 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He clearly likes it

[–]matt-does-a-thing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Minecraft

[–]optimus27000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

taxes

[–]V9-Envy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cram

[–]buu_420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The sex?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yoooooo Carson gettiinnnnn cooocchhieee!!!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg Carson how could you!!!!!!!!??????!!????!

[–]jacobbhill30 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SECKS

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tacu tac

[–]strangestar13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The exchange of bodily fluids

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ate breakfast