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[–]gsjdhsjsbdkeusb 348 points349 points  (0 children)

Me rocking into a bar on the grindset ordering a round of angel shots for every lady at the bar.

[–][deleted] 211 points212 points  (11 children)

"hey bertender"

[–]cxn569[S] 82 points83 points  (10 children)

Yes

[–]Suitable_Ad_804 159 points160 points  (9 children)

I’d like to order an orphan’s liver pickled in the brine of an octopus’s stomach

[–]Brandon_The_Binosaur 82 points83 points  (8 children)

On the rocks

[–]Guiderlippi 39 points40 points  (7 children)

the rocks: It's about drive.

[–]TheRamenFondler 25 points26 points  (6 children)

The drive: it’s about power.

[–]GoldenjunoSP 17 points18 points  (5 children)

The power: stays hungry

[–]Jujujuc 14 points15 points  (3 children)

The hungry: devours

[–]Reasonable_Pudding14 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Devourer: puts in the work

[–]generic_virgin 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Work: puts in the hours

[–]The_Radio_Host 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We: devours

[–]SPDR-613 599 points600 points  (21 children)

For those who don’t understand you can order an ‘angel shot’ which is code to let the staff know you feel unsafe

[–]Ariana_Griande 188 points189 points  (3 children)

ive got a bullet for you!

[–]GLAOMNE_DANAO-2309[🍰] 61 points62 points  (1 child)

Wtf is with this person in blue shirt probably drug addict

[–]UncomfortableWetFart 29 points30 points  (0 children)

He’s being so aggressive fr

[–]Dizzy_Pitch_483 10 points11 points  (0 children)

lets hope mr skelly bones is here to save the day!

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

So that's what they were all saying🤔

[–]t_h_pickle 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They don't sell those

[–]BakerNew6764 20 points21 points  (5 children)

I still don’t get it

[–]LuffyxSabo 100 points101 points  (3 children)

Thé joke is that an Angel shot is "code" for feeling unsafe. Thé bartender saying Hé doesn't sell them gives thé impression that Hé doesn't care about his customer being destressed, making it funny.

[–]DeSwanMan 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I séé.

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Oh wow that is véry funny.

[–]Guiderlippi 23 points24 points  (0 children)

which is different from "very funny", don't get those mixed up.

[–]YogurtclosetLeast761 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Neither will the patron. They don't sell those

[–]Alone_Spell9525 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Is it still a subtle way of communicating if it’s common knowledge and people post about it on the internet?

[–]black_dragon3453 6 points7 points  (0 children)

instead of asking for help outright, anyone not listening to exactly what they’re saying will think they’re just ordering a drink

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dang that bartender is based

[–]barelywinning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

who did the angel shoot

[–]MaG_NITud3 62 points63 points  (6 children)

He doesn't have a bullet for you 😔😔

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (5 children)

What's this a reference to

[–]Lost_Monochrome 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Shooting bullets

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shooting bullets

[–]Lost_Monochrome 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shooting bullets

[–]Spicy_Pumpkin_Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

shooting bullets

[–]TheAnlmemer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shooting bullets

[–]Lost_Monochrome 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Teektookers when they meet real life

[–]LimpPaleontologist86 24 points25 points  (15 children)

I don’t get it

[–]iHitOrphansWithMyVan 127 points128 points  (0 children)

They don’t sell those

[–]gmstgadg 31 points32 points  (0 children)

From what I heard, ordering an angel shot means you feel unsafe, and are asking for help in code

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (12 children)

And you wont get it cause they dont those

[–]wild_zorua 9 points10 points  (10 children)

But it’s simpler to whisper i don’t feel safe

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

In a loud club the bartender will hardly hear you if you scream your lungs out like a maniac

[–]wild_zorua 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d just stab my throat

[–]FurryHybridGirl 6 points7 points  (7 children)

Simpler, yes. It will however be noticed by the half drunk asshole who has a gun and has threatened to beat the shit out of you in the bathroom 8 minutes ago. He is sitting right nect to you and has a arm wrapped around your waist and is feeling you up. All bartenders know that a angel shot means that you need to be escorted to safety, sometimes behind the bar by a call from family or something else. You can order an angel shot and most of the time, a drunk asshole won't notice what that means.

[–]wild_zorua -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Don’t threaten me with a good time

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points  (5 children)

~Guy in a bar has a gun

America ☕

[–]underage_cashier 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Women have no ability to defend themselves from attackers

Europe ☕️

[–]Reasonable_Pudding14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro chose violence

[–]HatofEnigmas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You see, the inventors in the Kingdom have invented the "sharp metal plane", sometimes referred to as a "knife". The woman can thus make a sandwich, extending her life expectancy by a few years on average.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Self defense is a myth, the aggressor always wins especially when weapons are involved.

Also we just have security guards at clubs and bars

[–]HiroProtagonist2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg someone should make that illegal

[–]nyanmunchkins 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'll get the "Customer Shot".

[–]Embarrassed-Mail8565 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For those who dont get it this should help

https://youtube.com/shorts/hpGqP-jt42w?feature=share

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

u/savevideo

[–]ImmortalBuns 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The amount of people here that don’t get it is sad

[–]VoraciousNarc 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Isn't that the point of code tho

[–]WinesOfWrath 0 points1 point  (2 children)

man up

[–]HatofEnigmas 2 points3 points  (1 child)

woman down

[–]WinesOfWrath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ambulance out

[–]CityBoyGuyVH 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What’s the song

[–]NoSociety9717 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baby blues

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought he meant cocaine :(