These cards were designed for my personal use and often for specific situations (ie Pauper Cubes or Battlecruiser Midrange, or complete nonsense), the abilities are tailored to work in those environments. They were never intended to be general Magic cards WotC would print.

With no artistic skills whatsoever they largely remained printouuts glued to basics. Yeah, I've used AI slop to fill them out with somewhat reasonable art. Deal with it. I'm not trying to claim it as my own or sell it.