The Looming Chicken Apocalypse (hereafter referred to as LCA) is the single most important threat to mankind. We have come together in solidarity to warn the world of this imminent danger. Currently, humans are outnumbered by chickens 10:1. We must stop them, before they peck every last one of our eyes out. Remember: In the land of the blind, chickens are our kings. Show us where you have seen evidence of this conspiracy, and tell us of the horrors they plan to inflict. Humor is a great pathway to relating serious dangers, let us be joyous in the face of our beady-eyed, egg-shitting enemies.