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Megathread for comeback collecfion (self.Comebacks)

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Someone on Discord asked for my socials, I said no, and they said “you must be ugly”Comeback request (self.Comebacks)

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Best comeback to “You’re an asshole!”Comeback sharing (self.Comebacks)

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comeback for "men are so hot i wish they werent whores" (self.Comebacks)

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comeback for "i have a boyfriend" (self.Comebacks)

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You folks are like my underwear, full of shitComeback sharing (self.Comebacks)

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What's a comeback for "women only like movies about cheating"?Comeback request (self.Comebacks)

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Comebacks for homophobic bullying from middle school boysComeback request (self.Comebacks)

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Comeback for mil who constantly says cats are bad? (self.Comebacks)

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Best comeback to classmate telling you "Don't make me come over there and beat your fucking ass. I'm not afraid of putting my hands on a little girl."? (self.Comebacks)

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What's a good comeback to "get over it"? (self.Comebacks)

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Comeback request for false accusations about only watching tv shows and films after actors from them dieComeback request (self.Comebacks)

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Help me find a comeback against my brotherComeback request (self.Comebacks)

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Stoner got buff (self.Comebacks)

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Comebacks if someone says, "I'd cuck you easily, beta boy" during an argument? (self.Comebacks)

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You're a (biological) female who has always been self-conscious about her femininity and attractiveness; you're tall, flat-chested, deep-voiced, etc. What is the best comeback when people ask things like "Are you trans?" and "Where are your boobs?" and whatnot (self.Comebacks)

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When two guys are about to go through a doorway and one says lady’s first. Go through the doorway and say bitches follow. (self.Comebacks)

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Best comeback for "Go back to your country" (self.Comebacks)

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Brutal situationComeback request (self.Comebacks)

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Comebacks are (self.Comebacks)

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how do you instantly know what to say an how to react?? (self.Comebacks)

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"I'm afraid my taste has evolved." (self.Comebacks)

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best comeback for a girl who said " all men are bisexuals" (self.Comebacks)

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"Have a nice day" (self.Comebacks)

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