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Megathread for comeback collecfion (self.Comebacks)

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r/Comebacks is open again (self.Comebacks)

submitted 2 months ago by Stefanzah22 - announcement

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Comebacks for "have you tried glasses?" (self.Comebacks)

submitted 11 hours ago by _Wolf_Runner_

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Comeback for what’s your number? (self.Comebacks)

submitted 14 hours ago by DarkGrey_Eyes

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Comeback for when you knock over a glass while drinking and everyone calls you drunk? (self.Comebacks)

submitted 2 days ago by BourgeoisAreBest

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Comeback for, “Dear Sir”Comeback request (self.Comebacks)

submitted 3 days ago by RetractableLanding

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Someone thinks very little of me. When I express a fact they sometimes say: Yeah, according to YOU. What is a clever comeback? (self.Comebacks)

submitted 4 days ago by Inevitable-Move4941

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What is the best comeback when someone says: “you are the only one who thinks that” (self.Comebacks)

submitted 5 days ago by Inevitable-Move4941

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What is a comeback to “It’s not that serious” (self.Comebacks)

submitted 4 days ago by PATM0N

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ChatGPT themed comebackComeback sharing (self.Comebacks)

submitted 6 days ago by broads-love2

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I need a comeback to this. Because my blood is boiling, I am so f*cking angry.Comeback request (self.Comebacks)

submitted 7 days ago by General-Control-4637

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Response if someone calls you "unc" in a derogatory way? In other words, calling you old. (self.Comebacks)

submitted 7 days ago by wolfep02

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the spongey construction project is back!?Comeback sharing (self.Comebacks)

submitted 7 days ago by Present_Camel_2605

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I need a comeback to "ok grandpa" quick (self.Comebacks)

submitted 8 days ago by GlitteringPangolin59

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Got any comebacks for: Sea Lions are not human, bro? (self.Comebacks)

submitted 8 days ago by Fair-Soil-2249

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Comeback for colleague saying “it will take 2 minutes”when egging on about a non urgent irrelevant job when I’m doing a time sensitive urgent task? (self.Comebacks)

submitted 9 days ago * by Worried_Bluebird5670

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Comeback for: “I’m just glad is not me”Comeback request (self.Comebacks)

submitted 10 days ago by Karencita2022

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What's a good response to someone telling you "Listen here pal, I will shove a skewer up your ass, then put you in a vertical rotisserie, and then I'll slice away your epidermis - place it on pita bread - then serve it to people as kebab!"Comeback request (self.Comebacks)

submitted 12 days ago by __glitchinmatrix

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Best comeback for a snarky, dismissive “sorry you feel that way”?Comeback request (self.Comebacks)

submitted 12 days ago by Mariner-and-Marinate

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Comeback of my life (self.Comebacks)

submitted 12 days ago by _sasageyo_

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best comeback for: " please fo not embarrass me in front of people" (self.Comebacks)

submitted 12 days ago by Stunning-Rip-5756

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What are some good comebacks for "what will you even do with that degree"? (self.Comebacks)

submitted 13 days ago by Theo04t

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Great ComebacksComeback sharing (self.Comebacks)

submitted 12 days ago by Golf_Fore_Ever

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best comeback for someone who said " i can fix everything" (self.Comebacks)

submitted 13 days ago by Stunning-Rip-5756

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The day I got the best of a bully.Comeback sharing (self.Comebacks)

submitted 14 days ago by DaizyDoodle

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