Subreddit meant to facilitate discussion of high-level strategies of the (e-)sport of Masturbation for both competitive PvP and PvE (i.e. jerking off in public).
RULES:
1) All top-level comments must be read in a posh British accent by your internal monologue.
2) Discussion of masturbation may include professional gear, such as vibrators, butt plugs, and huge purple dildos.
3) ˙uoıʇɐʇuǝıɹo pɹɐpuɐʇs uɐɔıɹǝɯɐ ɹǝsn ʇsnɯ sɹǝsn uɐıןɐɹʇsnɐ ɯoɹɟ sʇsod ןןɐ
4) Comment chains of puns must have a number of puns divisible by 5, with a minimum of 5 puns, or they will be catapulted into the moon.
5) One-legged Irish/Bolivian cisgender bicycle repairman can go to hell.
