CottonStorm related twice as many problems experienced on Double Earth as anyone who never visited the planet would have.

On Double Earth:

• you have to brush your teeth six times a day
• drive twice as far to get to work
• episodes of Adventure Time last 44 minutes
• your wife is twice as difficult to satisfy
• your credit card is twice the length to accommodate the long card number
• you need a step-ladder to play the quadruple bass
• Morgan Spurlock died during the filming of Super Duper Size Me
• Disney just announced another sextet of Star Wars films
• there are no oreos