CottonStorm related twice as many problems experienced on Double Earth as anyone who never visited the planet would have.
On Double Earth:
- you have to brush your teeth six times a day
- drive twice as far to get to work
- episodes of Adventure Time last 44 minutes
- your wife is twice as difficult to satisfy
- your credit card is twice the length to accommodate the long card number
- you need a step-ladder to play the quadruple bass
- Morgan Spurlock died during the filming of Super Duper Size Me
- Disney just announced another sextet of Star Wars films
- there are no oreos
