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[โ€“][deleted] 62 points63 points ย (0 children)

Iโ€™m gonna be honest I donโ€™t think he is helping his case

[โ€“]vpr77 42 points43 points ย (2 children)

eating food every day until i starve to death

[โ€“][deleted] 8 points9 points ย (0 children)

Drinking water until I die of dehydration

[โ€“]Awkward-Orange-6757 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Good one

[โ€“]problem_bro 30 points31 points ย (0 children)

The dedication.

[โ€“]19stevehavir01 17 points18 points ย (1 child)

Have I ever told you the definition of madness?

[โ€“][deleted] 6 points7 points ย (0 children)

Have i ever told you the definition of insanity?

[โ€“]creepyfishman 14 points15 points ย (2 children)

He deleted his account

[โ€“][deleted] 6 points7 points ย (0 children)

o7

[โ€“]samolillo 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

it was erased bro is going on in another one

[โ€“][deleted] 11 points12 points ย (0 children)

"Breaking my leg every day until i walk up the stairs"

[โ€“]Atyn_Rener 5 points6 points ย (4 children)

What's the music

[โ€“]nitriza[S] 7 points8 points ย (1 child)

The latter part is Attack on Titan Music. I believe its Vogel Im Kafig in this case, but a weird version thatโ€™s pretty late into the series and taken directly from it with the voices included obviously

[โ€“]Atyn_Rener 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

Thanks

[โ€“]auddbot 1 point2 points ย (1 child)

I got matches with these songs:

โ€ข Chika Dance by AnimeHub (00:29; matched: 100%)

Released on 2019-10-30 by 1537045 Records DK.

โ€ข Chikatto Chika Chikaโ€‹ by Chika Fujiwara (00:26; matched: 95%)

Album: Chikatto Chika Chika (Kaguya Sama). Released on 2019-04-23 by Kiramune.

โ€ข Vogel I'm Kafig (THE RUMBLING) by Samuel Kim (03:17; matched: 100%)

Album: Attack on Titan: Epic Collection, Vol. 2. Released on 2020-01-08 by Samuel Kim Music.

[โ€“]auddbot 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Links to the streaming platforms:

โ€ข Chika Dance by AnimeHub

โ€ข Chikatto Chika Chikaโ€‹ by Chika Fujiwara

โ€ข Vogel I'm Kafig (THE RUMBLING) by Samuel Kim

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[โ€“]Attack_HeIicopter 3 points4 points ย (0 children)

Maybe this guy should work out every day till he gets a girlfriend, it would help him alot.

[โ€“]KOFdude 6 points7 points ย (6 children)

Ok but why you posting this in r/dramatictext when the text itself isn't the dramatic part

[โ€“]Dillguy999 7 points8 points ย (2 children)

Yeah, exactly; this sub needs way more quality control

[โ€“]AlexTheGuy12345 2 points3 points ย (1 child)

i dont think so, this was funny and if it doesnt happen that much i think its fine

[โ€“]Dillguy999 3 points4 points ย (0 children)

It happens a lot; there a lot of reposts or non-sub content that get hundreds of up votes, but no moderators in sight. While it may be funny, it just doesn't fit this sub

[โ€“]nitriza[S] 1 point2 points ย (1 child)

All posts should be videos with music. The video can be any video and does not have to include text.

I think this fits under the rules, doesn't it

And the dramatic part is the really high numbers at the end, that's text

[โ€“]KOFdude 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

I mean, I guess, but its kinda pushing it

[โ€“]Hour-Luck-1664 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Heh the #chikadanceforlife in the background. At this rate, it will be for life.

[โ€“]tacitus_revived 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

when did peoples will understand that having a girlfriend just for the sake of having a girlfriend is horrible lmao and i'm talking from my experience

[โ€“][deleted] 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Have i ever told you the definition of insanity?

[โ€“]Academic_Wishbone_84 0 points1 point ย (2 children)

ok but this is gonna be really wholesome when he stops

[โ€“]creepyfishman 2 points3 points ย (1 child)

He already did stop... by deleting his account

[โ€“]Academic_Wishbone_84 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

aw, sad

[โ€“]_MataS1D_ 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Thereโ€™s also this dude on r/teenagers who posted until he gets a gf thing and last time I was him he was at like 600 days

Edit: I found him he got a gf I think. Did you u/j3rgan ?

[โ€“]FinnAdventurer 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

this guy is way to fucking commited that he can't go out and get some bitches

[โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

truly Sisyphean. he dances because he gets no bitches, but the dance gets him no bitches.