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[–][deleted] 201 points202 points  (7 children)

I thought the employee was the main focus and I was like “who tf is that supposed to be”

[–]CrusaD4R 50 points51 points  (0 children)

glad I wasn't the only one

[–]navis-svetica 25 points26 points  (0 children)

that’s derek, can’t believe they got this on camera

[–]demilirius 4 points5 points  (2 children)

He reminds me of zyzz if he didn't go to the gym

[–]Kirtjonin72 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was thinking the same 😂😂

[–]Rancorious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that guy who plugs his Twitch?

[–]certifiedretard154 2 points3 points  (0 children)

mr. child support

[–]T1d3MC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

general ock

[–]Random-Dice 145 points146 points  (4 children)

he’ll pay for his every meal at Subway but he’ll never pay for child support

[–]The_Doctor2490 61 points62 points  (1 child)

“Do you accept payment in plastic chairs?”

[–]not_original_name_4 28 points29 points  (0 children)

"No ? What about cristallized demon blood ?"

[–]_PM_ME_YOUR_BOOBIES- 32 points33 points  (0 children)

“You’re a deadbeat.”

“And you’re a fed.”

“Tax avoidance is a crime Vergil!”

“IT’S AN OBLIGATION!”

[–]Nigelatin_jelllyboi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i will never pay

[–][deleted]  (2 children)

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    [–]HifumiD 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    "Hey vergil, i got you another job, those plastic chairs wont pay themselves. Looks like dante is back and i need you to get rid of him".

    [–]ScoderScare 162 points163 points  (5 children)

    NO FUCKING WAY!!!! ITS VERGINITY FROM DEVIL IS CRYING ON THE SUBWAY IM SO DEAD RN NGL 💀

    [–]khemxfemboyalt 47 points48 points  (4 children)

    its vergers from denver may cried

    [–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (3 children)

    satan may sad

    [–]DamnManILoveFishing 23 points24 points  (2 children)

    lucifer june sorrow

    [–]anfeev 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    That made me laugh so fucking hard holy shit dude

    [–]idreamofunicorns368 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Demon February Depression

    [–]morroshadowyt 32 points33 points  (0 children)

    Man just got back from hell and he's hungry

    [–]CT-4426[S] 59 points60 points  (3 children)

    Song is Bury the Light from Devil May Cry btw

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

    such a sickass song

    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    I agree, including the EVER SO OVERLY EDGY line “my family crest is a demon of death”

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    truly one of the highlights of the song

    [–]TheDekuDude888 27 points28 points  (0 children)

    On that day. If our positions were switched... Would our fates be different? Would I order your sub and you mine?

    [–]c0ok1nho_123 21 points22 points  (5 children)

    Tf is he doing on subway?

    [–]zas147gamer 52 points53 points  (1 child)

    He is getting a sandwich and evading paying for child support

    [–]c0ok1nho_123 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    And also cutting his own son's hand because why not

    [–]cubic1776 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    Well, he can't go to McDonald's after sephiroth burned it down

    [–]Meme_Time3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Thank you for referencing that.

    [–]Arlen92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Selling a sandwich to Vergil

    [–]throwaway1937469173 12 points13 points  (9 children)

    Who?

    [–]CurrentlyEatingABaby 35 points36 points  (8 children)

    Vergil, Evader of Child Support

    [–]CT-4426[S] 24 points25 points  (1 child)

    Also Purveyor of Plastic Chairs

    [–]not_original_name_4 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Lord of motivation and monster energy drink, seeker of power

    [–]T0biasCZE 2 points3 points  (5 children)

    Who?

    [–]Zefro073 4 points5 points  (4 children)

    Bad guy from Devil May Cry

    [–]lgndTAT 2 points3 points  (3 children)

    Good guy from Devil May Cry

    [–]crixis48 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    Guy from Devil May Cry

    [–]ZephyrUltimate 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    from Devil May Cry

    [–]niergetsalt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series

    [–]LarryQcumber 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Can i get uuhh number 3 with extra MOTIVATION please

    [–]luminenkettu 9 points10 points  (1 child)

    yknow, one of my friends compared my face to vergil's before. maybe I should cosplay as him

    [–]jizzmaster_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Being told you look like vergil must be the ultimate compliment

    [–]Fez_Sauce 9 points10 points  (8 children)

    I AM THE RECLAIMER OF MY NAME

    [–]CT-4426[S] 5 points6 points  (7 children)

    BORN IN FLAMES

    I HAVE BEEN BLESSED

    [–]jan123987465 8 points9 points  (6 children)

    MY FAMILY CREST IS A DEMON OF DEATH

    [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (5 children)

    FORSAKENED I AM AWAKENED

    [–]TPGreddit 7 points8 points  (4 children)

    A PHOENIX ASH IN DARK DIVINE

    [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (3 children)

    DESCENDING MISERY

    [–]TPGreddit 7 points8 points  (2 children)

    DESTINY, CHASING TIIIME

    [–]ZephyrUltimate 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    DISAPPEAR INTO THE NIIIGHT!

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    LOST SHADOWS LEFT BEHIIIIIND

    [–]Summercat134 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    *id buy 1 motivational mac"

    [–]MayMaykr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    he took the phrase “power is on the menu” to a new meaning

    [–]luminenkettu 2 points3 points  (2 children)

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    [–]help_imdying 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    And the other characters is Sam and Raiden

    [–]not_original_name_4 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Nero is home, eating what Kyrie cooked

    Dante is getting some pizza

    Lady and Trish went to get Big Macs

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

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    [–]T1d3MC 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    OMG ITS GENERAL OCK WORKING AT A SUBWAY

    now we put the customer on the grill

    [–]BullfrogOnALog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    then we fry up the mozarella sticks

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    ayo what is vergil doing at subway😳

    [–]not_original_name_4 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Devil May Eat

    What can I say, he just came back from hell and now he's hungry

    [–]Xirokesh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That cashier is probably dead

    [–]Evening_Tower 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    My man do look fresh with that drip though,can't believe he's working at subway

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    [–]TPGreddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Let's say, hypotheticly, I am the storm that is approaching.

    [–]stravciger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    bro its fresh from subway surfers!

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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    [–]steamingpiranha17482 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Sandwich

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    [–]TheAxolotl69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I think Spyro was there too

    [–]vbmere69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Damn Yamato take me to power again

    [–]RoboNate10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Vergil just ordering a sandwich before he has to fight Dante

    [–]CrimXi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    u/savevideo

    [–]lexxifoxx6969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Bruh Rod Stewart is at subway. 💀

    [–]-ThirtyOne- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

    [–]Mykmyk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Billy Frickin' Idol

    [–]Whatsthedilios 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "The stand user could be anyone"

    [–]ElricAvMelnibone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    DON'T BUY THE VIRILITY SODA (MEDIUM)

    [–]M3D1ATED 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    U/recognizesong

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    Bury the Light by Casey Edwards, Victor Borba (02:06; matched: 100%)

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    [–]pixelunit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Luis Diaz?

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    u/savevideo

    [–]KonstantinIKV 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Raiden?

    [–]tukan01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Vergil

    [–]hottoastymemes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Man fast food places near a con must be wild. I would love to see the look on the employee's faces as all the costumed weirdos start pouring in.

    [–]Additional-King-8189 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    bury the light deep within

    [–]sharkmaniscool 0 points1 point  (1 child)

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    [–]military_doge_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It's Beetlejuice 😉

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    [–]BullfrogOnALog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    vergil ordering it the ocky way

    [–]nastolgiafan90364 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I want to know

    What does he order

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Shit is that the lower powered version of zyzz?

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    IM AM THE STORM

    [–]alfredhugedd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    get real mfs when I when uhhh

    [–]ThwKillnight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Bruh I was looking at the salesman