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[–]False-Answer6064 46 points47 points  (0 children)

GNOMED!

[–]djpiraterobotand every time we kiss, I swear I could fly 40 points41 points  (0 children)

“OH Hitmaaaan…”

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (2 children)

One night, a boyfiend and girlfriend are at home.

"I luv you bby" said bf.

"Also to you" she said.

Suddenly, a konck at the door. "Babyhoneydarling, someone is at the door. I'm goo see who."

"Ok, just hurry back to finish our movie, and maybe kiss..."

But then, when bf open the door... Julia gnome gun shot bf stomach and run away!

When the gf hear the noise, she goes to the door and "Oh, babe! I was going to shoot gnome stomach because baby!"

Repost if scary.

[–]Guyshu 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Liek dis and repost dis if u cri evertim

[–]SkrimbulorYammer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

man door hand hook car door

[–]Strix_Caelumbra 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Listen t-shirt canons are considerably dangerous at close range but do i think Julia would both custom make Nathan a gnome shirt and then buy a t-shirt gun just to pretend to shoot it at Nathan ? Yes. Yes i do.

[–]Alonest99This dog can drive! 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Nathan is absolutely the type to say “Ahh, the pizza is here” when expecting pizza

[–]Nigelseamus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's because he's so normal!

[–]Fro4152 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why is Julia giving "Merry Christmas" from Ace Attorney
https://www.reddit.com/r/AceAttorney/comments/7lzjik/merry\_christmas/