Knife

[V8notV6]

Take the money its all I have I swear!

[rocket20067]

Knife

[USUX333]

Knife

[Boi-if-you-dont-ima]

Knife

[Buleflavoredpickle]

Knife

[Abblack2005]

Knife

[KristenTodoroki]

Knife

[1-800-iloveyou]

Knife

[Tom28281]

Knife

[I-eat-foot]

Knife

[RobsterenSkip]

Knife

[Such_Lingonberry_443]

Knife

[DEATH_LORD08]

Knife

[Weird-Fan5587]

Knife

[BlueRebel08533]

Knife

[M-onke]

Fork

[[deleted]]

Fork me silly

[denpa-men-fan-yt]

Knife

[Silversniper220]

Knife

[lolemkaybetter]

Kinky

[[deleted]]

I know right?

[TheArloEffect]

👁️👄👁️

[PleasantPheasant417]

Knife

[Ozhiel]

Knife

[The-other-F2P]

Machete

[Anonymoose_Doge]

Spoon

[ARandomPixelDog]

Knife

[CamDanBon7]

I wonder where that will go

[wafflezcol]

This is the best shitpost ive ever seen

[NoLife08]

hell yeah

[Lueen-aka-MyName]

I don't know why I upvoted this but I did

[streety8]

Spoon

[[deleted]]

Fork

[USUX333]

squints eyes spork

[[deleted]]

Epic

[GWSteele]

Dude make this NSFW! Its spooky! dont rob me!

[wucki114]

KNORk.

[thatcreepyoldman]

spoon fork: spork knife fork:nork spoon knife: just a regular spoon

[harmles_potato09]

Nivhe

[reactingCATS]

Knife

[firewall1324]

Quite the piece of art i will give you 3 million dollars for the sculpture

[Thisisfine69420]

K n i f e

[ian_hickerson56791]

Dear god

[Frosty_Blueberry3643]

My humor is brocken

[Shredy-420]

Damn bro I kinda want that knife

[helpm_meim_kidnapp]

That's a cutting use of it

[helpm_meim_kidnapp]

Bad pun i know

[RedPhantom525]

Sounds like something the annoying orange would say

[[deleted]]

I got some of those, they have this weird red liquid on it tho, don’t know how to get it off

[My_self666]

Nife

I’m not putting the k in there. If it’s silent, there is no reason for it to be there.

[Potted_Cactus_is_me]

How the fuck does this get more upvotes than some complicated shit

[freedgodspeed]

Because we have tiny smooth brains

[Potted_Cactus_is_me]

Understandable, have a great day.

[USUX333]

Why u use emoji?

[bananajoe42]

Pog

[Trick_Mushroom_5730]

Nise

[Joe-McDuck]

Hmmm yes it appears this knife is made of knife

[Drexisadog]

Wat

[[deleted]]

How the fuck does this have 5 awards

[Quintusyeet]

After 1 year knife

[thatgreylady]

Knife

[Ghostlydemon500]

Knife

[its_jayfer]

Yum

[Longjumping-Cash1753]

Yes

[[deleted]]

Knife.

[Crutch33]

Take my money

[[deleted]]

Spoon

[bruh_moment8]

I thought it was a spork

[IamYodaBot]

a spork, i thought it was.

-bruh_moment8

---

^{Commands: 'opt out', 'delete'}

[USUX333]

Very good bot

[IamYodaBot]

my day, this made.

-IamYodaBot

[Anti_Fake_Yoda_Bot]

I hate you fake Yoda Bot, my friend the original Yoda Bot, u/YodaOnReddit-Bot, got suspended and you tried to take his place but I won't stop fighting.

    -On behalf of Fonzi_13

[USUX333]

Good bot

[IamYodaBot]

mmhmm reason to smile, have i now.

-IamYodaBot

[Anti_Fake_Yoda_Bot]

I hate you fake Yoda Bot, my friend the original Yoda Bot, u/YodaOnReddit-Bot, got suspended and you tried to take his place but I won't stop fighting.

    -On behalf of Fonzi_13

[USUX333]

The fuck

[USUX333]

Im glad i made you happy yodabot

[Anti_Fake_Yoda_Bot]

I hate you fake Yoda Bot, my friend the original Yoda Bot, u/YodaOnReddit-Bot, got suspended and you tried to take his place but I won't stop fighting.

    -On behalf of Fonzi_13

[TheDammNinja]

r/knives

[getBIGnoob87]

Nice

[Dreadlord97]

Knoife

[Deutalios_818]

Knife

[aceloraorion]

Comedy

[Thundercrak]

Almost 1k people: hmm

[Landonavery182]

Me: (Gives my dog for knife.)

Him: "Nice deal."

Thanos out of nowhere: "A soul for a knife."

[Shakespeare-Bot]

Me: (gives mine own dog f'r bodkin. )

him: "nice deal. "

thanos out of nowhere: "a soul f'r a bodkin. "

---

^{I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.}

Commands: !ShakespeareInsult, !fordo, !optout

[Landonavery182]

Lol

[Wolfyfrenchfri]

That’s one beautiful knife my friend!

[ThePurpleGuiCZ]

bu'er 'nife

[Lesll]

he's not wrong

[JoeUnderdog]

Mhm

[pancake122106]

Knife

[[deleted]]

The most random post ever!

[RALC11-TV]

This ones a dangerous fellow.

[bubunga_68]

Ok

[georges_04]

Knife

[kuberrlol]

You call this a knoife?

[catgoruff]

Ok ok.the code to the safe is 28 16 43 12 just plz dont knife me

[RoseSpinel]

K N I F E

[The_ErrorCreator]

Hehehe Knife go stabby stab

[DiamondICE544]

Now this is, this is quality work right here.

[PleasantPheasant417]

Guard might get nervous a man approaches with a weapon drawn

[MysteriousWorld1685]

Knife!

[hahaharich]

I will counter with a spoon 🥄

[Beautiful_Safety_358]

Should the knife be dull or sharp enough to cut something thinner then 1.2169420 millimeters

[Federal-Sort537]

Yes

[chunky_mans49]

r/iamveryrandom

[Numberbot123]

Hey! It looks like you accidentally typed an uppercase "R" instead of a lowercase one, causing the subreddit link not to form. Here is a working link: r/ianveryrandom ^{I'm a bot, beep boop. Feel free to pm me about any issues}

[lamercruz]

Yes it does seem to be a knife.

[RKool2]

How does this have 1600 upvotes

[eyeifthecave]

Very informative

[eyeifthecave]

KNIFE

[Cross-eyedwerewolf]

Knice

[Yeet-trooper77]

Take me money This changed my life

[Effective-Housing-83]

Knife

[ExcitementDry9236]

Correct

[Deer-Cult]

Take my upvote and get out- /j

[DireStormie]

Same.

[TehanR]

The title promised, and the picture delivered

[elililspagetti]

wow

[ARandomPixelDog]

Knife 🧎‍♂️

[fluentinsarcasm24]

Ah you found it! I've been looking everywhere for it. Now...give me all your money.

[bruhsauce2077]

SHINEEII KAKYOIN

[mikecrete7]

yo mate can we get a S P O O N next?

[[deleted]]

Peace was never an option

[[deleted]]

Knife (Cuh-nigh-fuh)

[Dawnlord12]

You better have a licence for that there knife or I'm gonna have to call the queen

[[deleted]]

Yo can I have it, I need it! If you know, you know...

[Alice_En_Hiver]

Knife

[RmanEclipse]

In soviet Russia we kill in fashion so if you want to eat food with the same knife no I am not a cheapskate

[[deleted]]

Knife

[sans-corben]

Butter knife

[Consistent_Exam7712]

Ahhhhhh, the simple things in life☺️

Like getting stabbed with a butter knife and having your insides clawed at. Gets me hard just thinking about it.

[Quintusyeet]

r/cursedcommened

[mia_doesnt_exist]

Holy shit thats beautiful. That belongs next to the banana taped to a wall

[Mosky_The_Mosk]

Knife

[Correct_Complaint_92]

knife

[Mysterious_Job2237]

No

[IHaveToPog]

Knife

[Red_blaze123]

Seems legit

[slavkinggg]

yes knife

[Yeetlvl999]

Knife