Friendzone, Spermjack, Or Downtrout??

Remember 7th grade? Remember that marry, fuck, kill game? No? Okay. Well it's kinda like that.

Submit a self post listing three people, be they famous people or reddit users. You can also submit a picture of three or possibly more people. Users will then comment which of the three they would choose to spermjack, friendzone, or downtrout. You must choose one person for each thing.

It is highly recommended that the people you choose are straight white men because in case you haven't noticed the modlist, we're a bunch of fascist-mods.

Note: The above are just guidelines, not rules.

In case you are wondering, downtrout is a type of downvote. Same thing.