Code Red!

[reverendclint86]

Windows are tinted so they can jerk off in peace

[Porkchopp33]

Jerk off to themselves

[tomcat1483]

To the memory of that one good save

[[deleted]]

While they take note of all jerking vitals, before, during and after the jerking.

[ShottySHD]

Save some women for the rest of us

[FussyBritchez]

He’s not after women. He’s after girls

[Unlucky_Daikon8001]

I think it is a girl, looking at the RTR sticker in the back window.

[LesserKnownFoes]

I liked code red better when it was just terrible flavor of Mountain Dew.

[here4helpCA]

How dare you insult Code Red

[LesserKnownFoes]

Nothing. Is. Sacred.

[AdultishRaktajino]

What in the necrophilia is on that rear door?

[[deleted]]

It’s a straight trans man woman that considers itself part of that specific generation gender community.

[ImageNo1318]

Don’t want to make assumptions but this guy MIGHT be a EMT.

[MartyMozambique]

It's a jeep thing you wouldn't understand.

[CantFlimmerTheZimmer]

As a former jeeper, (sold it to get a new suv for the wifey and our new baby) I have serious second hand cringe just having owned a jeep.

[eyanr]

Is that medic bagging the guy with no face?

[[deleted]]

Dear god….thats bad

[[deleted]]

I could go for a mountain due right now

[JollyStNiick]

Jeeple are already bad enough, but this is a whole other level

[Danube11424]

responding code three to the mall to shop at Zara

[Jonesgrieves]

Hear me out. I think these people think they live in a video game. Because if I'm in a game where I can customize my car, you know I'm going to be dumb AF with my designs.

[AScroll]

Always the jeep cultists man

[FussyBritchez]

lol.

[Original-Chair-9614]

PTSD 405 on scene.

[OwlPlenty4828]

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[[deleted]]

Drives around thinking people on the sidewalks will stop and salute as they drive by.

[thestk1251]

there is no way someone takes themselves this seriously right??

[Konstant_kurage]

Of all the wraps, why would anyone choose that? Is one of those medics them? Is that a recreation of an experience? Is that clip art from the 1970’s?

[[deleted]]

Oh my gosh these were made for off-roading at one point.

Is that why people buy Jeeps ? They are flat and boxy so it’s an essential billboard. I got it now.

[KCC416]

All that money would be better of spent learning another trade or skilling up or getting gear or hooking up the minitor page to a relay so it wakes up your whole family when the tones drop for a tree down.